[QUOTE=PoisonousHob;37145927]Ignore the horrible cropping. I tried my best.
[IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg802/scaled.php?server=802&filename=erosinboystown.jpg&res=landing[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1340/57/1340575143460.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Funion;37146490][video=youtube;BuoaGPlWr-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4[/video][/QUOTE]
"Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our dicks, speshially since they're such good sizes."
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37146511]"Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our dicks, speshially since they're such good sizes."[/QUOTE]
"You're right. Let's go have gay sex"
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37146521]"You're right. Let's go have gay sex"[/QUOTE]
also youtube commenters make an extremely good point
this man
coerced another man to suck his schlong
in [i]45 seconds[/i]
holy shit he must put all his points into speech
[QUOTE=Funion;37146490][video=youtube;BuoaGPlWr-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4[/video][/QUOTE]
I love how funion recognizes the scene from a gay porno instantly. (Just kidding, just mad you posted that first.)
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37146524]also youtube commenters make an extremely good point
this man
coerced another man to suck his schlong
in [i]45 seconds[/i]
holy shit he must put all his points into speech[/QUOTE]
From the way he looks, low charisma, must have picked up Confirmed Bachelor.
More Rock
[IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/dfycn55libyc8pfggkyv.jpg[/IMG]
[video=youtube;JrTu3k0RRK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTu3k0RRK4[/video]
gay porn
without the sex
just 30 minutes of oscar gold
[QUOTE=Polaco202;37146660]More Rock
[IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/dfycn55libyc8pfggkyv.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
WAHAHAHA~
fuck I need to play that again, the feels
Does anyone know the name of the Crysis 1 video where the dude playing was swapping powers all the time?
It was something like "the way Crysis 1 was supposed to be played" or something. The guy was really good, but all you could hear was "MAXIMUM ARMOR MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH" for like 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;37146806]Does anyone know the name of the Crysis 1 video where the dude playing was swapping powers all the time?
It was something like "the way Crysis 1 was supposed to be played" or something. The guy was really good, but all you could hear was "MAXIMUM ARMOR MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH" for like 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
that is legit how you're supposed to play crysis
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;37146778][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEPoDgHV4A0[/media][/QUOTE]
believe in your smellf
KC Green has a new comic.
Its somewhat morbid.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xdieweuM1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d7oqYWBV1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7abp3CJtk1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ylw3Zidk1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Squeaken;37146934]KC Green has a new comic.
Its somewhat morbid.
[img]http://puu.sh/Q0rB[/img]
[/QUOTE]
ahhh fuck gunshow
I knew I shouldn't have browsed lmao at 3 AM.
[QUOTE=Squeaken;37146934]KC Green has a new comic.
Its somewhat morbid.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xdieweuM1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d7oqYWBV1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7abp3CJtk1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img]
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ylw3Zidk1rzhg3ko1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE]
don't kill yourself KC
[QUOTE=comet1337;37146973][img]http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/skills33.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
wow, shit's impressive. Doesn't look that easy unless you've seen how thin the error margin is, then it looks fucking impossible.
[QUOTE=Squeaken;37146934]KC Green has a new comic.
Its somewhat morbid.
[/quote]
I feel like someday I'll read that he killed himself and feel bad for laughing at these comics, which makes me kinda hesitant to laugh now.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;37146806]Does anyone know the name of the Crysis 1 video where the dude playing was swapping powers all the time?
It was something like "the way Crysis 1 was supposed to be played" or something. The guy was really good, but all you could hear was "MAXIMUM ARMOR MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH" for like 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;VJj2_LEx2b4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJj2_LEx2b4[/video]
?
So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off.
After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to.
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s200/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off.
After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to.
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s200/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
So why were you fapping to a movie and not actual porn? I mean, hell, even the Rule 34 thread has better content than that movie and you only have to kinda worry about masturbating to cut off dicks.
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