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[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off. After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to. [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s200/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Try fapping to Teeth
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off. After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to. [/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/b0HuF.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off. After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to. [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s200/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/twistergif11.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off. After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to.[/QUOTE] [img]http://emotibot.net/pix/4555.png[/img]
Not gonna lie, sometimes I find sex in movies hotter than actual porn
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;37147252]Not gonna lie, sometimes I find sex in movies hotter than actual porn[/QUOTE] I like when it's like my life, cold and awkward. never been harder.
i fapped to "friends with benefits". thats pretty softcore but mila kunis
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;37147252]Not gonna lie, sometimes I find sex in movies hotter than actual porn[/QUOTE] That's because it's directed to look erotic, unlike real porn where it's a muscled 40 year old dude pounding the shit of a 22 year old girl while she's screaming like a banshee at the camera.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]piranha 3dd fap story[/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/8920408/Reaction%20Images/walks_away_disgusted.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE=comet1337;37147390][img]http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/thats_a_good_paint_job.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] 'Straya [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-australia.gif[/img]
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oh my god that is FUCKING ATTRACTIVE
so funny
you can munch my dough any day~~~
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[QUOTE=FreakySoup;37145359]The lights in my school's bathrooms are tied to a motion sensor, so if I take too long they turn off and I have to finish in the dark >:([/QUOTE] And you use the phone to illuminate your ass.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;37147524]And you use the phone to illuminate your ass.[/QUOTE] Shhh, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;37147532]Shhh, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ssh.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;37146806]Does anyone know the name of the Crysis 1 video where the dude playing was swapping powers all the time? It was something like "the way Crysis 1 was supposed to be played" or something. The guy was really good, but all you could hear was "MAXIMUM ARMOR MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH MAXIMUM SPEED MAXIMUM STRENGTH" for like 5 minutes.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y5KiJt9oxg[/media] ?
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;37145645]How about you stop posting facebook stupidity[/QUOTE] This should be as a new rule. I never found anything funny in "Like if... , share if.... ignore if..." [QUOTE=FreakySoup;37146760][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Delorean_DMC-12_side.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Damn. I wish I had one.
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[QUOTE=areolop;37132860]It was posted a few pages back but here it is regardless [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/11823009/self-esteem%20builder.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Can anyone tell me what board this is from?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhlLSP4Mx4g&feature=BFa&list=UUDoA6ItUfjCLoqFoY1QO7SA[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsFh7EALvYs&feature=related[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smnkRfMMSQ0&feature=relmfu[/media] This is an actual movie that you can actually pay money for.
I just woke up, time for funny pic- [QUOTE=PollytheParrot;37147102]So because I was bored I watched Piranha 3DD (I'm sorry). Well every time there's a hot scene I want to beat off to, the piranhas come and gore ensues and I can't fap to it. I finally gave up after I was trying to fap to a sex scene where this one girl who was in the water earlier had a piranha swim up her vagina. She didn't realize that actually happened and just thought she felt sick so she was having sex with some guy because she didn't want to die a virgin. Then....the piranha latches onto the guys dick and hes screaming, theres blood everywhere and he gets a knife and cuts off his dick to get it off. After that happened I'm sitting there, just finished fapping and the camera focuses on the cut off dick laying on the ground in a pool of blood and I realized what I just fapped to. [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuokU/TxNMk4iUxFI/AAAAAAAAAoI/HyLL3sHS4jg/s200/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/user_screenshots/saves9/97943/Final%20Fantasy%20Tactics%20Advance_Apr14%2016_10_05.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=The Vman;37147974]This is an actual movie that you can actually pay money for.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.kungfuprodigy.com/]website[/url] [img]http://musicq.biz/prodigy/Prodigy_Poster2009.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=mac338;37148027][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/44722719/Opinion.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I think this post is an opinion
[QUOTE=Sir M;37148080]I think this post is an opinion[/QUOTE] Thats just your opinion, man
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