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Not shopped!
[QUOTE=tom1029;37219381][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/thatpaint.png[/img]
[sp]Someone had to do it[/sp][/QUOTE]
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[quote] Mtn. Dew repost [/quote]
It was literally quoted on this page.
[QUOTE=Loriborn;37219700] Mtn. Dew repost [/quote]
[quote]It was literally quoted on this page.[/QUOTE]
It was not.. look at the top of my pic
edit: shit..pageking
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Please reference post #7863.
[QUOTE=Smoky Valle;37219653]Wait, is this real?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x74.us/7/yea.png[/img]
yeah
I would have [i]maybe[/i] worn the one in the middle. Who doesn't like apples? But knowing it's supposed to be a cutie mark...
About to stream Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny, get the fuck in here [url]http://www.livestream.com/tcbowns[/url]
[QUOTE=Mateo!;37219783][img]http://x74.us/7/yea.png[/img]
yeah[/QUOTE]
Good thing I don't go to hot topic anyway
[QUOTE=TremorFire;37184523][img]http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/resized_yYa6f2.jpg[/img]
What is this?
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[QUOTE=FluD;37211001][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kf7vrQKz1qcjlzlo1_250.gif[/img][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kf7vrQKz1qcjlzlo2_250.gif[/img]
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Sorry if I'm late, but aren't these venomous?
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37219997]Sorry if I'm late, but aren't these venomous?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;37211495]Alright guys time to break your dreams here.
This little animal, the slow loris, is the only venomous primate in existence. It injects his venom through his teeth, so more than often, "pet" lorises had all of their teeth pulled right out of their mouth, so they couldn't bite and poison someone.
Second, it's also one of the most sensitive to light. It has big eyes because it's supposed to live in very, very dark areas. So when it keeps blinking and in about every single situation you put him in that is not his natural habitat or a specially designed room, his eyes will burn him more than gas poured in a gaping axe wound. That's also why in certain videos people give one a tiny umbrella and it tries to protect its eyes with it. It's not because it looks cute, it's because the light is getting it progressively and very painfully blind.
Last but not least, this thing looks cute because it's the most scared shitless animal in existence. This little guy lives so far away that humans that its defense mechanism is completely unadapted to any sort of contact with them : in the lack of a way to inject its venom, it just stops doing things on his own and essentially just does what it things you want it to do. When you see a video of a slow loris having its arms stretched while someone scratches its belly, it's staying like that because it hopes you're going to get the fuck away from him as soon as freaking possible.
In short, the slow loris is a very unlucky creature because it's born with everything a human being may find cute, but every single one of those traits hides an incredible world of pain and misery because some jackasses think it's funny to get these extremely fragile animals out of their natural habitat, rip their teeth out of their gums and expose them as tiny cutesy exotic pets.[/QUOTE]
Explains it all.
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2/10 Not big enough, would not ban
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;37220021]Explains it all.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I remember a video of a guy playing with one of them surfaced on the internet, and caused a black market for them to appear almost overnight. This lead the authorities to issues large warnings about how venomous they were.
Sure enough the amount of people who die from Slow Loris' each year skyrocketed like 500%.
[QUOTE=Mr, Jukebox;37220280][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58364201/YES.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Dude, it's already run to the ground. Please don't.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;37217268]Really, dude? Are we Göring to make these Nazi jokes again?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vL7Kr.png[/IMG]
Requesting .GIF of that guy who hits another persons head with a keyboard, and spells 'GET OUT' with keys and teeth.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;37220731]It's an edited scene from Wanted, btw.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but I'd like the facepunch edited version, if at all possible.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;37220603]Requesting .GIF of that guy who hits another persons head with a keyboard, and spells 'GET OUT' with keys and teeth.[/QUOTE]
It's an edited scene from Wanted, btw.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;37220603]Requesting .GIF of that guy who hits another persons head with a keyboard, and spells 'GET OUT' with keys and teeth.
Yeah, but I'd like the facepunch edited version, if at all possible.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.gifday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2na5gcp.gif[/img]
Use google next time. Searched for "get out frog gif keyboard" and found it pretty quick.
Where's that picture where somebody started hissing like a snake during a job interview? I saw it the other day but I forget what page it was.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug&feature=player_embedded[/media]
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[editline]13th August 2012[/editline]
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So my mom bought this book at a garage sale.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/08eYO.jpg[/IMG]
I have a hunch on why it was at a garage sale.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37220074]Yeah, I remember a video of a guy playing with one of them surfaced on the internet, and caused a black market for them to appear almost overnight. This lead the authorities to issues large warnings about how venomous they were.
Sure enough the amount of people who die from Slow Loris' each year skyrocketed like 500%.[/QUOTE]
Yeah until the smugglers decided it would be a good idea to either sell babies which didn't have any teeth yet, or grab the closest pair of pliers and rip the teeth out of adults' mouths, so they can't bite/look like babies.
Worst part is, people keep fucking ignoring even the simplest warnings about that thing. It's not like it's some sort of animal that looks easy to own but has some very obscure thing that no one tells you about and that has to be taken account of, the animal will very most likely die within the year you buy it because of how unadapted its new life will be.
[QUOTE=Montroze;37218856][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/Martin_Van_Maele_-_La_Grande_Danse_macabre_des_vifs_-_23.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.luxnoxhex.org/LNHEROS/Van-Maele/Martin-van-Maele-17.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://randomindex.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/martin_van_maele_-_la_grande_danse_macabre_des_vifs_-_16.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.christies.com/lotfinderimages/d52725/d5272557l.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
So apparently Hentai got it's start in Medieval France?
[QUOTE=krazipanda;37221027][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE]
I expected some rather crappy gamemode but this is actually so fucking cool looking.
[editline]14th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;37221332]So apparently Hentai got it's start in Medieval France?[/QUOTE]
Michelin TIRES in medieval france ?
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