• Straight, Bi, or Homo?
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Every night a man's hand is on my penis.
Straight as a motherfucking lane divider.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;33916249] This thread should use a Kinsey Scale.[/QUOTE] This thread should use the expanded [URL="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2011/12/12/111212sh_shouts_rudnick"]Kinsey Scale[/URL]
[QUOTE=Hellstrom;33932000]Well it looks like his theory is wrong. Ive never had homoerotic thoughts, mainly because i am disgusted by men. I can never sleep with anything that farts like i do, is hairy, burps in public, snorts, smells, has no titties, no curves, no ass, immature, and just overall gross. My opinion? Women got the short end of the stick. I don't see what they see in us D:[/QUOTE] Have you ever taken a look at a guy and been like, 'Wow, that's a really good looking guy.', then you are not 100% heterosexual. You might even tell yourself you are just sizing him up, or wish you had his physical features, that still means in some way you find him attractive. You could only ever be 100% heterosexual if you couldn't stand looking at another man, say, with his shirt off.
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;33945057]Have you ever taken a look at a guy and been like, 'Wow, that's a really good looking guy.', then you are not 100% heterosexual. You might even tell yourself you are just sizing him up, or wish you had his physical features, that still means in some way you find him attractive. You could only ever be 100% heterosexual if you couldn't stand looking at another man, say, with his shirt off.[/QUOTE] Thank you I'm drooling now.
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;33945057]Have you ever taken a look at a guy and been like, 'Wow, that's a really good looking guy.', then you are not 100% heterosexual. You might even tell yourself you are just sizing him up, or wish you had his physical features, that still means in some way you find him attractive. You could only ever be 100% heterosexual if you couldn't stand looking at another man, say, with his shirt off.[/QUOTE] Everyone knows Brad pitt is a good looking guy. However, acknowledging someone as being good looking and sexual attraction =/= the same thing. If that was truly the case parents would be pedophiles for acknowledging their children are good looking, lol.
[QUOTE=Hellstrom;33945595]Everyone knows Brad pitt is a good looking guy. However, acknowledging someone as being good looking and sexual attraction =/= the same thing. If that was truly the case parents would be pedophiles for acknowledging their children are good looking, lol.[/QUOTE] I recognize your name. Also, straight.
I'm bi but I don't think I could ever consider a woman my girlfriend because of all the emotional/behavioral differences between men and women (pretty much preference). So I'm bisexual in terms of sexual attraction but gay in terms of who I'd rather be with.
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;33944468]Straight as a motherfucking lane divider.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.roadstud.com.cn/UploadFiles/Image/RSPD-1.2%20lane%20divider%20003.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hellstrom;33932000]Well it looks like his theory is wrong. Ive never had homoerotic thoughts, mainly because i am disgusted by men. I can never sleep with anything that farts like i do, is hairy, burps in public, snorts, smells, has no titties, no curves, no ass, immature, and just overall gross. My opinion? Women got the short end of the stick. I don't see what they see in us D:[/QUOTE] Not all guys are hairy farting/burping stinky pigs with flat asses and no shape to their body.
I like things up my ass.
I'm so gay my farts smell like perfume.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;33944387]How many people where there, where you all men, what was the situation? I'm absolutely astounded and entertained at the same time, this is funny as shit.[/QUOTE] Just the three of us. We were going to meet up and drink a bit because we were bored, but it was too late at night to invite more people over. We were in the gay guys apartment getting drunk, playing videogames, and teasing the straight guy about how he had apparently been experimenting with the gay guy when he was a kid. Not wanting to be interrogated more and getting a bit cocky, he then challenged me to let the gay guy dildo me. He didn't have a dildo, but we suggested fingering instead. So I pull down my pants, the straight guy tells me to get down on all fours on the sofa like a woman would (maybe thinking I'll chicken out), and the gay guy proceeds to finger me :v:
[QUOTE=Simski;33947222]Just the three of us. We were going to meet up and drink a bit because we were bored, but it was too late at night to invite more people over. We were in the gay guys apartment getting drunk, playing videogames, and teasing the straight guy about how he had apparently been experimenting with the gay guy when he was a kid. Not wanting to be interrogated more and getting a bit cocky, he then challenged me to let the gay guy dildo me. He didn't have a dildo, but we suggested fingering instead. So I pull down my pants, the straight guy tells me to get down on all fours on the sofa like a woman would (maybe thinking I'll chicken out), and the gay guy proceeds to finger me :v:[/QUOTE] That's a uh Okay.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33932313]I have no problem making love to everyone in this thread IRL.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABykKiJaEgU&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=adam1172;33916473]Didn't some psychologist made a chart like that before. From 1-6?[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey]Alfred Kinsey[/url]. [editline]29th December 2011[/editline] Fuck, late
Can't we all just agree that some people like boys and some like girls and some like both and some like neither and there's everything in between? :)
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;33947372]Can't we all just agree that some people like boys and some like girls and some like both and some like neither and there's everything in between? :)[/QUOTE] Get a load of this guy.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;33947372]Can't we all just agree that some people like boys and some like girls and some like both and some like neither and there's everything in between? :)[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/237518.png?garryis=awesome[/img]
I AM A STRAIGHT WIZARD
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;33947378]Get a load of this guy.[/QUOTE] Where do you want it?
Everywhere please.
Buy me dinner first, then we can talk.
You're the dinner, silly!
straight as a rainbow
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Straight.
Trisexual
[QUOTE=Hellstrom;33932000]Well it looks like his theory is wrong. Ive never had homoerotic thoughts, mainly because i am disgusted by men. I can never sleep with anything that farts like i do, is hairy, burps in public, snorts, smells, has no titties, no curves, no ass, immature, and just overall gross. My opinion? Women got the short end of the stick. I don't see what they see in us D:[/QUOTE] There are slender, curved men out there. Hell, I have a better ass then some girls in my school. A lot of guys shave (as do I), well mannered (I do not burp/fart/snort/etc in public), and many are very mature. You have a very closed mind there, young man. [QUOTE=DanTehMan;33945057]Have you ever taken a look at a guy and been like, 'Wow, that's a really good looking guy.', then you are not 100% heterosexual. You might even tell yourself you are just sizing him up, or wish you had his physical features, that still means in some way you find him attractive. You could only ever be 100% heterosexual if you couldn't stand looking at another man, say, with his shirt off.[/QUOTE] Oh my god are you serious? That's like saying that telling a lady that her dress is nice you want to wear it. Absolute bullshit logic. [QUOTE=Raijin;33946328]I'm bi but I don't think I could ever consider a woman my girlfriend because of all the emotional/behavioral differences between men and women (pretty much preference). So I'm bisexual in terms of sexual attraction but gay in terms of who I'd rather be with.[/QUOTE] I'm a pretty manipulative motherfucker and woman are harder to predict in terms of behavior, so if I could choose between two equally attractive people (male & female) I would choose the male. [QUOTE=Simski;33947222]Just the three of us. We were going to meet up and drink a bit because we were bored, but it was too late at night to invite more people over. We were in the gay guys apartment getting drunk, playing videogames, and teasing the straight guy about how he had apparently been experimenting with the gay guy when he was a kid. Not wanting to be interrogated more and getting a bit cocky, he then challenged me to let the gay guy dildo me. He didn't have a dildo, but we suggested fingering instead. So I pull down my pants, the straight guy tells me to get down on all fours on the sofa like a woman would (maybe thinking I'll chicken out), and the gay guy proceeds to finger me :v:[/QUOTE] What was his face like afterwords? The way you're describing it makes me think of absolute horror. [editline]29th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=wizu;33951210]Trisexual[/QUOTE] How in fuck does that work?
I'm straight but make out with guys too. However cock in ass action is definitely not on the cards.
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