In high school, my teacher told us about this experience that another teacher in my school had with a tapeworm when he was a child. I forgot most of the story, except for the one part where it was hanging out of his butt when it got long enough. I think he lived in Pakistan.
I have a tapeworm now. Going in to get it surgically removed tomorrow because I've lost over 100 pounds in the past month.
Fat people be jealous :smug:
Someone told me if you slip a piece of cheese next to your ass while you sleep, it crawls out, eats the cheese, and crawls back in the asshole.
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[QUOTE=Hypershadsy;17214050]Someone told me if you slip a piece of cheese next to your ass while you sleep, it crawls out, eats the cheese, and crawls back in the asshole.
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yes works everytime 100%
[QUOTE=Hypershadsy;17214050]Someone told me if you slip a piece of cheese next to your ass while you sleep, it crawls out, eats the cheese, and crawls back in the asshole.
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Don't forget the mouse trap
No i don't live in a 3rd world country where my source of water is 5km away in a muddy puddle with animal feces in it.
Never had one.
I thought they had to get sucked out your ass or something.
i new a tapewurm once, we played pokemans togeter
you have to take some pills that kills the tapeworm, then you have to shit it out [b]forcefully[/b]
it's pretty much like giving birth out of your ass
[b]yes[/b], I've had one, I lost about 25 pounds, great
I had one when I was fat. It made me skinny. It was awesome
Tip: Eat a lot of cookie dough
I thought i saw some kind of eggs in my poo once. So i panicked thinking i had a tape worm.
Turned out to be torn up toilet paper just floating in the toilet.
Never had one, though my biology teacher once brought in one of the bastards preserved in a jar full of ethanol. Disgusting.
[img]http://www.micrographia.com/specbiol/helmint/platyhel/cest0100/hymenol0.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Asm;17215262]I had one when I was fat. It made me skinny. It was awesome
Tip: Eat a lot of cookie dough[/QUOTE]
Eating raw cookie dough can give you salmonella, not tapeworms.:rolleyes:
You probably just shit your brains out, or spewed everywhere.
Oo,i want one... ill call it tapebraindawg.
It would be awesome,but seriously i am so thin that i would prefer the tapeworm to be an shitty no-eater bitch.
I neverhad one,and i will never want 1 cuz theyre creepy.
If they dont eat you,they would be cool.
no i have not, but i know several people that have
[QUOTE=bepassley;17215203]you have to take some pills that kills the tapeworm, then you have to shit it out [b]forcefully[/b]
it's pretty much like giving birth out of your ass
[b]yes[/b], I've had one, I lost about 25 pounds, great[/QUOTE]
:barf: That's disgusting man
Know something? i've always reckoned that the heads of tapeworms and those blood-sucker-eels looked a lot like a shower-head.
I didn't know people still got tapeworms. Where do you people live? Mexico?
This thread is making me hungry.
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