• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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When people bitch and moan about the new Jurassic Park fiction-o-saurus. Backing it up, I follow some Paleontology blogs on tumblr because that's my thing, and a lot of them have really neat content that I enjoy. However, ever since the little paper plates revealed the Jurassic World's [url=http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Jurassic-Wolrd-Indominus-Rex-1.jpg]"Indominus Rex"[/url], I've heard nothing but whining about it. "That's not even realistic at all!" "What's wrong with it's arms!?" "Oh my god Jurassic Park is going to ruin it again" "RIP paleontology in the public eye" It's not even real, it's fucking [I]made up[/I]
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46959433]When people bitch and moan about the new Jurassic Park fiction-o-saurus. Backing it up, I follow some Paleontology blogs on tumblr because that's my thing, and a lot of them have really neat content that I enjoy. However, ever since the little paper plates revealed the Jurassic World's [url=http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Jurassic-Wolrd-Indominus-Rex-1.jpg]"Indominus Rex"[/url], I've heard nothing but whining about it. "That's not even realistic at all!" "What's wrong with it's arms!?" "Oh my god Jurassic Park is going to ruin it again" "RIP paleontology in the public eye" It's not even real, it's fucking [I]made up[/I][/QUOTE] This is why they should remove the blogging aspects of Tumblr and dedicate it to the only two things it's good for. Fanart and pornography. [editline]18th January 2015[/editline] So basically a second Deviantart but nobody is allowed to post comments.
Well technically you can still become a father thanks to our science, but it's still hard for a man to live without his dick.
have any of u guys seen this hilariously cringey thing going around of being a """"meninist""""? Seems to be some awful thing developed from within "mens rights activism" (smh) trying to put them on the same level as feminists I guess. But like bruh do u really care about "mens rights"? are u protecting trans men and black men and gay men? or are u just browsing reddit going on about how women are bitches (thats exactly what ur doing) [editline]18th January 2015[/editline] doesnt rly make me mad cos its basically just pathetic but yea
people who play their music way too loud in their car my phone seems to use up %1 battery per minute
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46959904]have any of u guys seen this hilariously cringey thing going around of being a """"meninist""""? Seems to be some awful thing developed from within "mens rights activism" (smh) trying to put them on the same level as feminists I guess. But like bruh do u really care about "mens rights"? are u protecting trans men and black men and gay men? or are u just browsing reddit going on about how women are bitches (thats exactly what ur doing)[/QUOTE] I'm trying really hard to understand what you're saying but I have no clue what you're trying to get across
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46960129]I'm trying really hard to understand what you're saying but I have no clue what you're trying to get across[/QUOTE] In short there's this thing going around called "Meninism" which is pretty much a bunch of guys complaining about how women are all bitches or something like that. Not actually doing anything about men's rights. And it makes him mad. That's just the severely abridged version from what I can gather from his post though.
tbh it kinda gets on my nerves when people act like guys also dont have to deal with living up to outdated gender sterotypes, or the way we're represented by the media i mean im not saying that women dont have a problem, but im saying that men do as well
No longer have sound on my laptop. So all I can do is chat and be on forums, since everything else I need the sound on. I mean, I could play some of the simpler games like starbound I have without sound but I would simply constantly be angry that I have no sound.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46960129]I'm trying really hard to understand what you're saying but I have no clue what you're trying to get across[/QUOTE] 'Menism' is this thing where men complain about women, things as 'I just got a slow cooker, my new girlfriend has learning isseus' and 'any girls below cup C isnt interesting' are often said there. I think you're bright enough to figure out the sort of people that go there
So sensationalist headlines have been a thing for centuries, but in particular a specific kind of one that gets on my nerves is when a politician talks about why he doesn't agree with another politician because the headline is always like "Romney [I]blasts[/I] Obama's health care plans" or "Diplomat [I]destroys[/I] Obama's foreign policy" and then you click the article and said politician is just like "well I disagree honestly and here are my reasons why" that's not a blasting that's just fucking disagreement, a 'blast' should involve tables flipped and big rants and at least one person being called a motherfucker
Tumblr humor pisses me off. Sometimes it can be pretty funny but most of the time it's a kind of reverse sarcasm that I understand what they're saying but don't find it funny at all. Wish I could find an example but I deleted my Tumblr for that reason.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46960563]There is this one guy I was with that said "sir" every time he finished saying something to the cashier at the store. "How are you doing today?" "Good sir" "Would you like paper or plastic" "plastic sir" "Have a good day" "you too sir" He does this to everyone he talks to. It's annoying.[/QUOTE] Was he by any chance sporting a certain hat?
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46960604]no he's just a socially awkward person[/QUOTE] You're from the US. Don't you say "sir" after every syllable?
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46960563]There is this one guy I was with that said "sir" every time he finished saying something to the cashier at the store. "How are you doing today?" "Good sir" "Would you like paper or plastic" "plastic sir" "Have a good day" "you too sir" He does this to everyone he talks to. It's annoying.[/QUOTE] He sounds dumb sir
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;46960563]There is this one guy I was with that said "sir" every time he finished saying something to the cashier at the store. "How are you doing today?" "Good sir" "Would you like paper or plastic" "plastic sir" "Have a good day" "you too sir" He does this to everyone he talks to. It's annoying.[/QUOTE] God, I just know that one day, probably already, some guy like this is going to catch wind of the whole 'citizen' thing from the French Revolution, think it sounds cool, and start going around addressing everyone as 'Citizen (name)'
"Digga" I hate the word "Digga" It's a common german "gangster" slang word.
[QUOTE=Davidn64;46960760]"Digga" I hate the word "Digga" It's a common german "gangster" slang word.[/QUOTE] In Japan is their gangster slang word "Onii-gga"
Trying to sleep and feeling too warm under the sheets, too cold over them.
So I tried to buy the Saints Row Ultimate Franchise Pack on Steam. The games didn't get added to my account, but my money is gone. What the fuck Sent Steam Support a ticket, hopefully they won't take too fucking long to fix this.
Making a mistake on a post and realizing 3 hours later. Damnit.
I've been feeling pretty great the past days but right now my mood is going to shit, what do you guys do to prevent feeling like shit again?
I swear to fuck I only exist to bring bad luck to everyone around me. I jinx everything positive in people's lives and my presence just brings tension. I don't even have to say a word, I just walk into a room and people start fighting and screaming at each other or bad shit starts happening. I joked a couple days ago about how long my parents have been together and how never once a divorce was even thought of. Welp. That changed. Fast. Mom comes home from work and things were fine until I came out of my room to see what was up. Almost immediately mom starts nagging & bitching and borderline screaming at dad over things he has absolutely no control over (some things hes not even RELATED to) and he gets pissed off and throwing shit around and breaking things like a pissbaby like he tends to do and mom storms out of the house and now he just keeps talking about how he's just going to pack up and leave and... Everything is awful. Shit like this has happened before. I joke about something bad not happening when it had the chance to many times, and a couple days later I show up and BAM there it goes its fucking happening Life didn't used to be this way. But as time moves on my and my family's lives, and the lives of my fucking friends just get worse and worse with no sign of getting better. What happened above is only an inch off the tip of the iceberg.
Pretty sure my internet has a very strange habit of shitting out when it wants to. But it's been 8 days, and it's becoming an issue to the point where FP refuses to load to Google getting SSL errors randomly. It's definitely my internet, happens on any device. Also I wish I woke up refreshed for once.
Pretty much all of my friends are playing CS:GO, the one fucking game I don't have, all day every day. No one wants to be on GTA anymore, and when they do plan on being on, they end up staying on CS:GO.
[QUOTE=Qbe-tex;46961114]It really annoys me that the word "literally" has been so motherfucking raped. For Example: "I literally crossed the street without a care in the world". That's cool and all, but if there's a literally "version", then there certainly must be a non-literal "I crossed the street without a care in the world". Point is, what is crossing the street non-literally? Is it when you don't do it? Cause then it's called not crossing the street. I've heard it so many times I myself do the same mistake sometimes, only to instantly correct myself and have shame upon myself. Seems small but pisses me off alot for some reason.[/QUOTE] I've seen literally be used to pester art teachers who think every single fucking sentence of what you write is symbolic and has a deeper meaning and want you to explain why the curtains were red. Were you angry when you wrote this? Is it implying that the character is going to die sometime soon?
Getting blueballed because her parents come home
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;46961644]Getting blueballed because her parents come home[/QUOTE] If she needs to hide that she has sex from her parents, I have a feeling she might be too young. Does she also have to get to bed before 7?
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;46962124]If she needs to hide that she has sex from her parents, I have a feeling she might be too young. Does she also have to get to bed before 7?[/QUOTE] or she just doesn't want to get walked in on mid fuck
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;46962235]or she just doesn't want to get walked in on mid fuck[/QUOTE] I suppose it was wrong of me to expect people to at the very least knock.
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