[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;46966124]Someone on my Facebook unironically talked about "be careful if you see American Sniper and are easily triggered"
I've never unfollowed someone so fast.[/QUOTE]
maybe it was a pun
[QUOTE=Havolis;46966856]So this was on the wall at my school today
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/5e8QmR.jpg[/t]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
like was that by the special kids or what?
[QUOTE=absolalone111;46966873]like was that by the special kids or what?[/QUOTE]
Most probably, yes
[QUOTE=Dave_Parker;46967822]Why does it say bowling in the bottom right?
Imagine comparing satanic rituals to bowling[/QUOTE]
Says Mia Khalifa in the top right too.
well my sickness came back
:suicide:
[editline]19th January 2015[/editline]
oh and why is the history channel no longer about documentaries and is instead about conspiracy
this is more like shit that makes you sad but;
I just found out that one of my friends is seriously depressed and is cutting herself, and it makes me feel really shitty that all I can do to help her is give kind words. I've never met her in real life and don't know where she's from, so I can't do much in that regard. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/img]
A guy came to my class saying he had an event, and that it would have a lot of people there, so I said I would go, there are two people here that aren't me or my girlfriend. It started 14 minutes ago.
[QUOTE=Havolis;46966856]So this was on the wall at my school today
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/5e8QmR.jpg[/t]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
I might be silly to ask but, what exactly is wrong with it?
My social life is like a Telltale game.
People appreciate when i support them, but get extremely butthurt if for once i don't back them up or tell them what I think. Then our perfectly normal relationship goes to shit for nothing.
It's like i can't even express my opinion anymore. I'm trying to be polite but at the end i'm the one to blame.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;46968658]Give it an hour. If it doesn't pick up by then, it's most likely a doozie.[/QUOTE]
I'm only staying for that hour because there's a drawing and we have a 50% chance of winning.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;46968755]I'm only staying for that hour because there's a drawing and we have a 50% chance of winning.[/QUOTE]
Someone that walked in last second won.
Can I just get peace for one day? Any tranquility? Even my own creative releases try their hardest to fight against me.
Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=Havolis;46966856]So this was on the wall at my school today
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/5e8QmR.jpg[/t]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Come on kid, slice the goat's throat and finish the pentagram for us, don't you want to fit in?
[QUOTE=Dave_Parker;46967822]Why does it say bowling in the bottom right?
Imagine comparing satanic rituals to bowling[/QUOTE]
Hey cousin, want to go bowling/perform a satanic ritual?
whenever in games you shoot an enemy but the bullet/projectile seems to just pass through them
bonus points if it happens multiple times
When I drag people in my sorrow moments. I feel guilty everytime I'm doing it.
[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;46969357]whenever in games you shoot an enemy but the bullet/projectile seems to just pass through them
bonus points if it happens multiple times[/QUOTE]
Bonus points if there's blood on the wall behind them and they're still at 100% health.
I've missed about 99 percent of the livestreams I'd be interested in. Why? Because the best services like Twitch do is send you an [I]email[/I] and a notification on your phone as long as you have an iphone. Most people post stream announcements on their youtube and twitter pages, but it's still up to chance if you ever see that in time. The best solution I've seen is to just look and see if they have a steam group because then it'll pop up a notification in the bottom right.
I wish there was some kind of fuckin' program or browser plug in that creates a little icon that gives you a little announcement whenever someone on a streaming service you follow has begun streaming and a little menu to look at the online/offline status of everybody. As far as I'm aware, there unfortunately exists no such thing.
The esurance ads on spotify really piss me off. The guy who made them must think he's so fucking witty even though all it is is some dumb as shit stereotype joke about old people not knowing anything about technology (e.g. thinking facebook is an actual book). Yeah guess you're right, esurance, we should just kill old people since they're obviously too stupid to live in the modern world.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46969516]I've missed about 99 percent of the livestreams I'd be interested in. Why? Because the best services like Twitch do is send you an [I]email[/I] and a notification on your phone as long as you have an iphone. Most people post stream announcements on their youtube and twitter pages, but it's still up to chance if you ever see that in time. The best solution I've seen is to just look and see if they have a steam group because then it'll pop up a notification in the bottom right.
I wish there was some kind of fuckin' program or browser plug in that creates a little icon that gives you a little announcement whenever someone on a streaming service you follow has begun streaming and a little menu to look at the online/offline status of everybody. As far as I'm aware, there unfortunately exists no such thing.[/QUOTE]
Timezones make it even more difficult. I can't watch my fav streamer because he streams at 4 am in my time. Only way to catch up is to watch the VoDs.
I haven't had any major issues with Assassin's Creed: Unity, until today.
Holy shit, I decided to start the Dead King's DLC, which was given out for free. So I start it, and nothing bad has happened. I try to start the 2nd mission and it crashes.
Start it up again, no words on the main menu. Quit and start it up again, as soon as it starts loading my save it crashes. Launch it again, same thing. A third time, the same thing. 4th time it actually loads in, but then gets super bright white and starts doing the "Saving" thing. Force quit. Launch it up again and it crashes when it attempts to load my save.
Holy fucking shit this is pissing me off, since I haven't had ANY major issues until today.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46969516]I've missed about 99 percent of the livestreams I'd be interested in. Why? Because the best services like Twitch do is send you an [I]email[/I] and a notification on your phone as long as you have an iphone. Most people post stream announcements on their youtube and twitter pages, but it's still up to chance if you ever see that in time. The best solution I've seen is to just look and see if they have a steam group because then it'll pop up a notification in the bottom right.
I wish there was some kind of fuckin' program or browser plug in that creates a little icon that gives you a little announcement whenever someone on a streaming service you follow has begun streaming and a little menu to look at the online/offline status of everybody. As far as I'm aware, there unfortunately exists no such thing.[/QUOTE]
if you're in a position where you would notice a little icon on your browser or would regularly check a list of online/offline streamers, just have your phone near you at all times with email alerts on and have your twitch following list open in another tab? Missing twitch streams i want to watch has NEVER been an issue for me.
keep your damn phone near you.
[QUOTE=papaya;46969819]if you're in a position where you would notice a little icon on your browser or would regularly check a list of online/offline streamers, just have your phone near you at all times with email alerts on and have your twitch following list open in another tab? Missing twitch streams i want to watch has NEVER been an issue for me.
keep your damn phone near you.[/QUOTE]
Not everyone in the world has a smartphone or some kind of Twitch app.
Before I begin, this post is going to be gross.
What is with my family and shit? [I]Human[/I] shit? I swear to motherfucking Christ, they have got [I]major[/I] problems. For one, I have no fucking idea who is doing this because nobody will fucking own up to it, but at least one person here can't figure out that when they're done using the bathroom, they should FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET.
Next up, since my little brother still shits himself (at way too late an age, he's supposed to [I]maybe[/I] have some medical problem with this but I don't know), he has to wear diapers. My parents do not take care of these diapers. By that I mean that there is [I]constantly human shit care packages just laying around on the fucking floor of their room.[/I] I am not fucking joking. And hey, sometimes there's just bare shit on the fucking floor of their room and bathroom! I'm not kidding! Since someone decided not to flush in the hallway bathroom, I decided to go try my parent's bathroom. Not only did someone decide to not flush in there, there was a fucking shit-napkin just laying around on the floor. And that's not even counting the piss stains they have in there!
And if you're wondering why I haven't done or said anything about this, the short answer is I have! During our last run with CPS I told them all about it. Didn't change anything! And now, any time I bring up that someone's fucking left the toilet unflushed or that there's HUMAN SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, I get screamed at and threatened to be kicked out of the house, on to the street, to be homeless!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY
I had Windows 8
Yesterday, it repeatedly begged me to update to Windows 8.1
I kept saying no
Eventually, it changed to "Windows will automatically restart in 5 minutes, click to cancel"
Did that for a couple hours
Would tab me out of a game if I was in one
Then, in the middle of a game of Dota, WITHOUT ASKING, it shut itself down and installed the update.
Fuck me, I didn't want this shit.
EDIT
When it was setting up, Windows Update had three options
1. Install Recommended and Important updates automatically
2. Install Important Updates automatically
3. Never install updates
Like, give me an option to install updates WHEN I WANT THEM, not "When the computer wants or never at all"
[QUOTE=TeamEnternode;46969905]I had Windows 8
Yesterday, it repeatedly begged me to update to Windows 8.1
I kept saying no
Eventually, it changed to "Windows will automatically restart in 5 minutes, click to cancel"
Did that for a couple hours
Would tab me out of a game if I was in one
Then, in the middle of a game of Dota, WITHOUT ASKING, it shut itself down and installed the update.
Fuck me, I didn't want this shit.[/QUOTE]
Why hadn't you already updated to 8.1? 8 as a whole sucked but the first version so much so I'm surprised you weren't already updated to 8.1.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46969837]Not everyone in the world has a smartphone or some kind of Twitch app.[/QUOTE]
twitch sends the notifications via email, dont need an app
if you, for some reason in this rapidly advancing era of technology, dont own a smartphone, then theres plenty of
browser plugins that'll notify you of new emails through your browser.
if you dont have a browser that has these plugins or you use, ifk, bingmail, then like i said have the bloody twitch following page open and refresh it every now and then.
[QUOTE=papaya;46969933]if you, for some reason in this rapidly advancing era of technology, dont own a smartphone[/QUOTE]
what is 'not being wealthy'
so my fever decides it's gonna go on and off and on and off
so i've prolly already taken like 6 tylenols tonight, not gonna take any more
This doesn't make me mad as much as it does make me a bit upset, but I hate [I]those[/I] kind of nights. They're very rare, but good googely moogley. I didn't eat yesterday, and I fell asleep easily enough, but I woke up in a trance-like state around 1:00 am, where my dreams were blending in with my waking consciousness. I was sweating in a fit, but my surroundings were clear enough, a forest of great thick trees, with a soft wind blowing through the leaves. The moon shone brightly, but it was lost on me as I suffered from a crippling hunger. I searched for some form of sustenance until I came around some vegetation, and picked it. It tasted like ash in my mouth, nearly making me sick. Desperation drove me to consume it all, and I rested against a rock until I drifted back away into darkness.
When I awoke, I thought it was a pretty crazy dream... until I saw the signs that I had indeed eaten. Later, my sister tells me she saw me quietly moving from place to place, until I found the pantry and took a bunch of bread, and quietly leaned against a create until I had finished eating. I think I have to come to grips with the fact that I sleepwalked for the first time in like, a decade.
When I was young, I used to have the issue of having extremely vivid dreams, reoccurring dreams/visions (the reason I don't wholly write them off as just dreams is because of how they were the same dream, multiple times, the way the events mirrored some historical texts, how my personal life was as a wee laddie, etc), and lots of sleepwalking, where I would sometimes perform disturbing and dangerous acts. Here's to hoping everything returns to normal.
Feels nice to tell someone about this, I don't think I've ever told anyone about this until now.
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