• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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Reseting passwords is apparently a hard thing to do v:v:v. Also fuck depression, it has been bugging me a bit too hard lately.
It's been a month and a half since I did my structural mechanics exam and the results still aren't out. The remedial exam is in less than two weeks so they better hurry the fuck up so I know whether I have to start working on it again.
[QUOTE=elevate;47436031]Induce vomiting immediately to reduce the amount of time spent suffering.[/QUOTE] This When i feel sick and i know im going to be sick (you know) i start walking to the toilet relatively slowly determined to be sick, and then as soon as i see the toilet and start bending down, my body just agree's and says 'lets do this" *BLAUGHGHGHG*
Well i just killed two rather large [url=http://www.biodiversitysnapshots.net.au/bdrs-core/images/mv/species/360611.jpg]white tailed spiders[/url] today The first one was sitting on a wall which made it easy. The second one crawled out from behind my fucking desk while I was watching a show on my computer, I nearly fucking shit myself. I nuked my fucking desk with so much mortein that I can't breathe near my desk properly
I was playing Xbox once and had a little itch on the right of my stomach. Ended up being a little black spider. Squealed like a fucking girl and threw my shirt at the wall.
And now I've got this paranoia of sitting at my desk now, and I've got that shit where you can feel your skin moving or being touched by something that isn't fucking there I can't wait for winter so I don't have to deal with these ugly pieces of shit
My slacks are really long all of the sudden, so unless I shrank, I don't know what the fuck happened but I'm having to roll the bottoms up so they don't drag.
[QUOTE=psychocyclone85;47434805]Now, I'm not an expert at such things, but you work at Walmart, if your Walmart is anything like my Sam's Club (owned by the same folks, etc.), your employers more than likely take off a percentage of your paychecks every week/two weeks for state and federal taxes (unless for some reason you, or your employer did a dumb thing and made you not pay taxes in such a manner like a certain foolish coworker I know). It's more likely than not that the government owes you some money, than you owe it. Enjoy your tax return![/QUOTE] Already posted an update in STGYH, but yeah, turns out there was nothing for me to worry about. Apparently, you have to have made a total of $6200 at your job before you owe the IRS extra money. Since I'm not even at the halfway mark, I'm getting a decent return ($130) in the mail next week. I already lose about $100 per paycheck in state and federal taxes, so this is a pretty nice deal. [editline]1st April 2015[/editline] I would have appreciated getting back more money, but hey. You gotta take what you can get.
[QUOTE=Punchy;47436025]I can't go anywhere today without everyone posting shitty APRIL FOOLS!!! jokes. Yeah no i really believed valve confirmed half life 3 today, great job choosing a believable post for today.[/QUOTE] I know your pain. It's hardly funny because OF FUCKING COURSE it's an april fools joke. Fucking duh, nobody's gonna believe that HL3 is announced on April 1st, or that X store is closing, all with a picture of a fucking smiling employee giving a thumbs up.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47436676]I know your pain. It's hardly funny because OF FUCKING COURSE it's an april fools joke. Fucking duh, nobody's gonna believe that HL3 is announced on April 1st, or that X store is closing, all with a picture of a fucking smiling employee giving a thumbs up.[/QUOTE] The only true way to pull an April Fools joke is to make it as obvious as possible, and see who doesn't get it anyways. Or find someone like me that has no mental calendar and the ability to accept anything as fact.
ok so i installed win10, it removed win8 from boot, so i had to rebuild the bootloader, after that I wanted to shrink a volume but it became corrupt, so i ran a chkdsk and did all that shit, now it's letting me allocate space [img]http://i.imgur.com/vXzZJ57.png[/img] i have 40gb free what the fuck ontop of that windows has the audacity to make a sexual innuendo at me fml
[QUOTE=_charon;47436695]The only true way to pull an April Fools joke is to make it as obvious as possible, and see who doesn't get it anyways. Or find someone like me that has no mental calendar and the ability to accept anything as fact.[/QUOTE] What's the point of doing a prank when it's so obvious everyone sees it? Beats the purpose of the prank
You sure got me dad, I totally thought you were signing me up for the army haha. This holiday should not exist.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47437094]What's the point of doing a prank when it's so obvious everyone sees it? Beats the purpose of the prank[/QUOTE] A prank and an april fools are very different things i think. April Fools is an expected joke, since its on the biggest day for jokes. So if its obvious, it looks like you're less of a try-hard. A prank on any other day is like you said, it should be a "surprise" sort of thing
[QUOTE=greeley;47435766] or for guys like John "FannySmasher" Smith [/QUOTE] Hey now, that's awesome
My internet's slower than usual and I have no idea why
[QUOTE=kijji;47437206]My internet's slower than usual and I have no idea why[/QUOTE] SPEED TEST DOT NET
[QUOTE=greeley;47437229]SPEED TEST DOT NET[/QUOTE] You do realize that ISPs have a deal with Speedtest and other similar sites right? If they're throttling or are otherwise not delivering the speeds you pay for, Speedtest pings them to speed things up just as the test finishes. Which is why you see it being slow as shit until the last second where it suddenly spikes and that's the speed it records.
[QUOTE=greeley;47437229]SPEED TEST DOT NET[/QUOTE] I hate posting speedtest results cuz then it turns into a chain. but whatever :v: [img]http://www.speedtest.net/result/4257961397.png[/img] It's usually between 5-10mbps
Fucking every person who has walked up to my desk today has been a massive douche nozzle. I really hope I can nail my interview at the other place today because I'm fucking sick of working here.
Ok my speeds went back up to almost normal (3.55mbps) wat
While I think e-sports is fucking stupid, I hope it gives rise to an organisation that basically takes part in the purchase of games, being very stringent about TOS not allowing hacking a multiplayer game server unless it explicitly states hacking is allowed. This should not touch exploits(the dev's problem) and mods(which usually enhance single player gameplay and most MP games server architectures are not so shitty that clientside mods affect the gameplay for everyone, i.e injecting code into the server from a client(incredibly dangerous on its own) What I really want is a sort of global ID system for official servers, think shards in MMO's, public hives in DayZ, official servers in Rust, etc. that works like Fairplay does in football(soccer for you Americans) that made sure that assholes who don't play it fair by using hacks, or otherwise go against the spirit of a game, get kicked out, first a week, then a month, then a year, then permanently. While I still think e-sports are stupid, I think it would be quite useful for the players and people taking it seriously that any infraction gave a permanent, non-revokeable ban from any game tournament protected by this organisation. Think of it like the difference between some kiddies playing ball in the backyard just for fun, people who really love football and play in organized teams, and the stars that play in those big cups with money involved and stuff. Guess my opinion might be unpopular because it basically goes against internet anonymity, but I am not proposing government regulated anticheat, but rather a non-gov organization with a noble intent of ensuring pure fun. To me some asshole hacking a game is like having my favorite TV show hijacked by a pirate station that only airs bestiality and scat porn, while non-hacking-involved griefing and mic spamming is more like a inebriated friend or just an outright jerk throwing around popcorn and shouting loudly, its preventable.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;47437600]While I think e-sports is fucking stupid, I hope it gives rise to an organisation that basically takes part in the purchase of games, being very stringent about TOS not allowing hacking a multiplayer game server unless it explicitly states hacking is allowed. This should not touch exploits(the dev's problem) and mods(which usually enhance single player gameplay and most MP games server architectures are not so shitty that clientside mods affect the gameplay for everyone, i.e injecting code into the server from a client(incredibly dangerous on its own) What I really want is a sort of global ID system for official servers, think shards in MMO's, public hives in DayZ, official servers in Rust, etc. that works like Fairplay does in football(soccer for you Americans) that made sure that assholes who don't play it fair by using hacks, or otherwise go against the spirit of a game, get kicked out, first a week, then a month, then a year, then permanently. While I still think e-sports are stupid, I think it would be quite useful for the players and people taking it seriously that any infraction gave a permanent, non-revokeable ban from any game tournament protected by this organisation. Think of it like the difference between some kiddies playing ball in the backyard just for fun, people who really love football and play in organized teams, and the stars that play in those big cups with money involved and stuff. Guess my opinion might be unpopular because it basically goes against internet anonymity, but I am not proposing government regulated anticheat, but rather a non-gov organization with a noble intent of ensuring pure fun. To me some asshole hacking a game is like having my favorite TV show hijacked by a pirate station that only airs bestiality and scat porn, while non-hacking-involved griefing and mic spamming is more like a inebriated friend or just an outright jerk throwing around popcorn and shouting loudly, its preventable.[/QUOTE] Whatever you just said here made no sense whatsoever.
so apparently paypal is telling me to either make or use my paypal account [img]http://puu.sh/gXZ6S/3815d479cc.png[/img] I JUST WANT TO PAY STARIGHT WITH CARD FOR FUCK SAKE
Man, fuck bridge tunnels. One accident and the entire thing is closed for more than an hour. Sitting in standstill traffic on the bridge with no exits makes it even worse. I wish cars could fly... Or that this piece of dick tunnel wasn't a piece of dick.
Ugh, I tried to ask my mom how the fuck to fill out a tax return thing because I have no idea how. Then she just started screaming at me saying "the irs website is fake and blah blah the form doesn't match this book i have from 2009 its fake and google is fake and you cant use google and you can't listen to this fake information its stealing my id." Then on top of that she barged in my room earlier this morning screaming at me because apparently my bf "stole her reciepts to take her id." I really needed sleep too. Then she started berating me as usual, which pissed me the fuck off. My lungs and voice hurt. Also, this put me behind on homework stuff too. Ugh.
I'm procastinator general to the supreme today at my internship I found out I had to hand in three pretty big documents I forgot about completely, they're about the final exams, sometimes I hate how fucking chaotic, absentminded and distracted I am
I got extremely inpatient and honked at a guy twice at a right turn for not going for a good minute when there was no one going. Then I released they put up a (new?) no turn on red sign. God I feel like an asshole.
C# has some really neat things, and things that are utter garbage. Like how you pull EXIF data, it's so over complicated.
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;47433118]Played Mount and Blade WFAS for hours over the past few days, working on a no-save-scum run. I did a fuckton of trading and I got really good at it, though I had to rebuild my entire wealth about 6-7 times because I kept getting captured or beaten up by loan sharks in bullshit events I couldn't win. 150 ingame days in, with 30k in the bank thanks to a quest and some really successful trading the game suddenly crashes, and now I can't load the save at all without a CTD, guaranteed. Talk about wasted effort[/QUOTE] I used what I learned to get rich quick twice as fast this time around, so this I where I'm left at today with my new character (save scum mode enabled for stability, but I haven't save-scummed once) [img]http://puu.sh/gYf2O/e496ff7a73.jpg[/img] I didn't take any loans at all this time, and didn't act hostile to any faction My route is: Go to Sweden, buy a shitload of fish from coastal cities Go to Poland, buy a shitload of beer Go to Moscow, sell a shitload of beer, buy a shitload of vodka Go to Sich, sell a shitload of fish and vodka, buy a shitload of dyes Go to Kyzerkemmy, sell a shitload of dyes, buy a shitload of leatherwork Go back to Sweden/Poland and sell what's left, rinse, repeat Get Powder at every single oppurtunity above, sell it in that one castle in the Crimean Khanate where it's always worth 5 times its usual value. Voila, you're so rich, you are actually incapable of wasting half that money unless you go on a equipment shopping spree
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