• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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My cousins going to get her daughter killed. Visiting my cousin and she's telling me about her daughters asthma and how she doesn't trust inhalers with all their [I]chemicals[/I]. instead she's sucking the dick of homeopathic ways like giving the child crystal healing and barries. FUCK!
Not something that angers but worries me a bit. Two FP members that I know that used to be so cheery and happy all the time are not what they used to be. I wonder what happened to them even thought one of them doesn't even post all that much on this forum.
My car broke... It lasted forever, and now it's done. Apparently the mechanic before put faulty spark plugs or something, so it's done for. The car is burning the oil too. Only good thing is we can get a new car Wednesday, so I'm sorta happy about that. But fuck cars man, they're good and bad..
[QUOTE=GamerChick;47457270]So my mom saw me posting the word cunt on another thread and flipped the fuck out because now we are going to be sued and hacked.... wtf???[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nzclRUI.png[/img] Working on it right now you're gonna pay you rude dude negative nancy [editline]4th April 2015[/editline] Anyway my dog doesn't understand when I'm trying to be intimidating she poops in the house, I get mad and try to express that I'm mad, and she just walks over and rolls onto her back waiting for me to rub her belly :(
Update on my foot, it's all swollen to shit but it stopped hurting for now. Ugh work is gunna suck tomorrow because I will have to stand the entire time.
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;47457210] Braggers in general, it's most of the time hilarious to see how people brag about the stupidest of things.[/QUOTE] my brother works at counter strike hes going to ban u!1!!!!
Family keeps getting new shit, doesn't get rid of old shit. Guys, we have no space, we do not need 1,000 things.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;47457270]So my mom saw me posting the word cunt on another thread and flipped the fuck out because now we are going to be sued and hacked.... wtf???[/QUOTE] Look what you've done now. I bet that hacker known as Redchannit is now going to make a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track your IP address.
The amount of people who sincerely believe that something some guy made up is going to pin down who they are or whatever. Nothing is going to determine your personality or how your day is going to go. Not a zodiac sign, not Myers-Briggs, not a star sign, not a horoscope. A questionnaire or birth date is not going to pin down who you are. You're a little more complicated than that. I get that they're fun and all that, but they're not to be taken as something real and factually accurate. They hold about as much weight as fuckin' 'Which Star Wars character are you?' type quizzes. Still believe in them? I guess I don't care too much, but stop flooding my facebook with your daily horoscopes and going on a spiel at me about how you're an INFP like everyone and their fucking mother apparently is.
is it a bad thing if alcohol makes my mind numb and it feels like relief, even if for five minutes? I've been overthinking shit so much lately it's making my head spin and hurt, after downing a couple of beers I finally feel relieved that I'm not thinking about shit constantly
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47458589]The amount of people who sincerely believe that something some guy made up is going to pin down who they are or whatever. Nothing is going to determine your personality or how your day is going to go. Not a zodiac sign, not Myers-Briggs, not a star sign, not a horoscope. A questionnaire or birth date is not going to pin down who you are. You're a little more complicated than that. I get that they're fun and all that, but they're not to be taken as something real and factually accurate. They hold about as much weight as fuckin' 'Which Star Wars character are you?' type quizzes. Still believe in them? I guess I don't care too much, but stop flooding my facebook with your daily horoscopes and going on a spiel at me about how you're an INFP like everyone and their fucking mother apparently is.[/QUOTE] It's always interesting to go "huh, that thing's basically summed how I'd react in these situations pretty well" though. [editline]4th April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Recurracy;47458627]is it a bad thing if alcohol makes my mind numb and it feels like relief, even if for five minutes? I've been overthinking shit so much lately it's making my head spin and hurt, after downing a couple of beers I finally feel relieved that I'm not thinking about shit constantly[/QUOTE] That's usually why people do it and become drunks.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47458589]They hold about as much weight as fuckin' 'Which Star Wars character are you?' type quizzes.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.shenafu.com/magic/whatcolor_iswhite.jpg[/IMG] I hate seeing these in people's signatures if I stumble upon another forum. "LOOKIT MY SIG I VALUE VALUES LIKE LAW AND HATE THEFT" And then in another thread the person tells how he supports the Pirate Party.
Myers-Briggs is a shitty test that's based on outdated psychology and forces false dichotomy between traits that aren't mutually exclusive. The Big Five Personality Inventory (Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Agreeableness, Emotional Stability, and Extraversion) is way more updated and has amazing cross-cultural validity. It's actually super useful because it tracks traits that are seen in almost all cultures and give a good sorta-vague picture of your personality. For instance I almost max out agreeableness and score really low on extraversion, which makes a lot of sense since I'm really passive in general and keep to myself a lot. Myers-Briggs has more or less the same accuracy as horoscopes but people use it instead because they think they know personality psychology.
I literally cannot play certain games due to my horrible perfectionist attitude (which I'd love to somehow get rid of someday) City building sims are a notable example (especially Cities Skyline, I've started atleast a dozen cities so far, but everytime I have one thing out of place or something goes wrong when I knew I could prevent it, I start all over again)
[QUOTE=Recurracy;47458627]is it a bad thing if alcohol makes my mind numb and it feels like relief, even if for five minutes? I've been overthinking shit so much lately it's making my head spin and hurt, after downing a couple of beers I finally feel relieved that I'm not thinking about shit constantly[/QUOTE] If you don't let it affect your life I don't see it to be a bad thing. Are you overthinking this? Drink more alcohol, solution.
I got one of those big hollow easter eggs and I hurt my hand punching a hole in it. Then I ate too much chocolate and now I feel funny.
fucking MB pisses me off so much sometimes because it's borderline pseudoscience in this day and age when we have better more thoroughly tested and proven tests/theories than something cooked up from the goddamn psychoanalyst theories of Carl Jung.
[QUOTE=Carlito;47458671]I got one of those big hollow easter eggs and I hurt my hand punching a hole in it. Then I ate too much chocolate and now I feel funny.[/QUOTE] I feel that all issues you have right now are really just your own fault. Who punches an easter egg, anyway?
Ugh. My dad wants me to mow the lawn but I'm making soup and my foot still hurts.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;47458683]I feel that all issues you have right now are really just your own fault. Who punches an easter egg, anyway?[/QUOTE] It was fun and also I tried other methods such as just pressing into the egg, but that wasn't working and was just smearing chocolate on my fingers.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;47458683]I feel that all issues you have right now are really just your own fault. Who punches an easter egg, anyway?[/QUOTE] I smash eggs and bunnies and then just eat the pieces. I find trying to just bite chunks out of them whole is a messy and inconvenient
[QUOTE=Levithan;47458678]fucking MB pisses me off so much sometimes because it's borderline pseudoscience in this day and age when we have better more thoroughly tested and proven tests/theories than something cooked up from the goddamn psychoanalyst theories of Carl Jung.[/QUOTE] Yeah the explanation is all pseudoscience but the classifications are interesting.
[QUOTE=Carlito;47458849]It was fun and also I tried other methods such as just pressing into the egg, but that wasn't working and was just smearing chocolate on my fingers.[/QUOTE] Oh you mean those, I thought you meant the hollow cardboard eggs that you open on the midst and fill with candy. I suppose that makes slightly more sense, you were punching food, not just a solid object. [IMG]http://www.partydelights.co.uk/images/easter/beatrix-potter-egg-box-BEATRIXPEGG.JPG[/IMG]
Goddammit. The rice and noodles in my soup absorbed like all the fucking broth, and I had no more chicken broth left. So I added water and more spices... shit I hope this turns out ok or its like an entire afternoon wasted....
Welcome to scenic My House! During your stay, there will be excitement around every corner. Namely the nuggets of shit laying around on the floor which you'll have to be lucky to avoid! Watch your step, but if you can't wait to avail yourself of human feces, we're pleased to let you know the management is accruing a fastly growing diaper mountain, full of shit, just laying around on the floor! But if you need a rest, feel free to have a seat in one of our many piss and shit soaked chairs. That's right, piss and shit soaked, over the course of years, these chairs have been pissed and shat in over and over so that our lovely dining chairs are completely covered in disturbing, permanent dark stains, and our luxurious fine leather couches have a permanent odor! We also have a selection of fine beds, unless you're a smaller child, in which case you will be sleeping on one of our fine couches. Forget your wardrobe, as we'll provide you one consisting of a few ill-fitting t-shirts and a couple pairs of sweatpants! You'll have to get the rest from those who take pity on you. Oh, and every day is eventful, for instance, today's event is that you will be harassed for a nonexistant flashlight app on your phone, return to your room to get said phone, discover that the cat or dog puked on your jacket, return, find management giving your sibling throat medicine, and then suddenly begin vomiting everywhere. He will vomit on the kitchen floor, in the hallway, and in your toilet. You'll get to take care of the cat puke! Foot washing services are provided in the form of the bathtub with a bar of soap. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47459347]Welcome to scenic My House! During your stay, there will be excitement around every corner. Namely the nuggets of shit laying around on the floor which you'll have to be lucky to avoid! Watch your step, but if you can't wait to avail yourself of human feces, we're pleased to let you know the management is accruing a fastly growing diaper mountain, full of shit, just laying around on the floor! But if you need a rest, feel free to have a seat in one of our many piss and shit soaked chairs. That's right, piss and shit soaked, over the course of years, these chairs have been pissed and shat in over and over so that our lovely dining chairs are completely covered in disturbing, permanent dark stains, and our luxurious fine leather couches have a permanent odor! We also have a selection of fine beds, unless you're a smaller child, in which case you will be sleeping on one of our fine couches. Forget your wardrobe, as we'll provide you one consisting of a few ill-fitting t-shirts and a couple pairs of sweatpants! You'll have to get the rest from those who take pity on you. Oh, and every day is eventful, for instance, today's event is that you will be harassed for a nonexistant flashlight app on your phone, return to your room to get said phone, discover that the cat or dog puked on your jacket, return, find management giving your sibling throat medicine, and then suddenly begin vomiting everywhere. He will vomit on the kitchen floor, in the hallway, and in your toilet. You'll get to take care of the cat puke! Foot washing services are provided in the form of the bathtub with a bar of soap. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE[/QUOTE] Maybe just call the cops. That has to be a massive health risk with all of the shit laying around and I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;47459366]Maybe just call the cops. That has to be a massive health risk with all of the shit laying around and I'm pretty sure it's illegal.[/QUOTE] Not according to CPS, who I will not be calling again lest my ass be homeless.
finally feel like doing something today so i ask my friend if he wants to play a game half an hour later he responds with "can i play monster hunter some more first" another half hour later i feel like absolute garbage from this cold and don't have the energy for games why can't anyone just say no and stop wasting my time with this shit
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47459373]Not according to CPS, who I will not be calling again lest my ass be homeless.[/QUOTE] Move to Oklahoma, live with me.
If there's anything in the world that'll get me enraged the quickest, it's being ignored. A couple of friends were playing killing floor tonight. I wanted to join, but I was busy (for about five minutes) with some VM shit I was trying to get to work (Was NOT fucking worth it). After I'm done, I try to join, but the server's full. I told them the server was full, and when that happens we usually try to work something out, but tonight, they just completely fucking ignored me. I decided to wait until the server cleared up, but it never did. By the time it did, my friends decided to stop fucking playing. I got fucking pissed, and left the call. Now, if you tell me you don't want to talk to me, I'll fuck off to the opposite corner of the world for you. When you fucking ignore me, I CAN'T FUCKING WORK WITH THAT. I can't read a fucking mind. If they told me they didn't want to go to another server, I would've still been a little upset, but I would respect that. And on top of that, I decided to relax with some GTA. You can't do heists alone, so I decided to grind extradition alone, except rockstar only NOW decides to patch out the fucking jets that spawn, completely neutering that mission as a grind mission. I swear, today is national "FUCK FULSAM IN PARTICULAR" day.
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