• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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[I][B]Hiccups.[/B][/I] Need I say more?
The store I work at got sold sometime in the past week or something No commotion or talk about it, no information except a normal piece of paper pinned to the board. Have to go in on Tuesday to re-apply and keep my job. I'm pretty sure things like this should be broadcasted better
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46969850]Before I begin, this post is going to be gross. What is with my family and shit? [I]Human[/I] shit? I swear to motherfucking Christ, they have got [I]major[/I] problems. For one, I have no fucking idea who is doing this because nobody will fucking own up to it, but at least one person here can't figure out that when they're done using the bathroom, they should FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET. Next up, since my little brother still shits himself (at way too late an age, he's supposed to [I]maybe[/I] have some medical problem with this but I don't know), he has to wear diapers. My parents do not take care of these diapers. By that I mean that there is [I]constantly human shit care packages just laying around on the fucking floor of their room.[/I] I am not fucking joking. And hey, sometimes there's just bare shit on the fucking floor of their room and bathroom! I'm not kidding! Since someone decided not to flush in the hallway bathroom, I decided to go try my parent's bathroom. Not only did someone decide to not flush in there, there was a fucking shit-napkin just laying around on the floor. And that's not even counting the piss stains they have in there! And if you're wondering why I haven't done or said anything about this, the short answer is I have! During our last run with CPS I told them all about it. Didn't change anything! And now, any time I bring up that someone's fucking left the toilet unflushed or that there's HUMAN SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, I get screamed at and threatened to be kicked out of the house, on to the street, to be homeless! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY[/QUOTE] that's not fucking normal. If there's ever an ounce of opportunity where you are able to move out as soon as possible, take it. fucking take it on another note, my parents made me walk two miles to get a loaf of bread, when they could of just took the time to drive themselves and I couldn't even use the change to get something extra for me
I had a horrible nightmare about being cheated on last night. It freaked me out so bad I had a huge panic attack after I woke up from it. That's basically my worst fear. I really hope something's not up with my boyfriend.... the mere thought is TERRIFYING. I've been feeling like absolute shit all day. [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46969850]Before I begin, this post is going to be gross. What is with my family and shit? [I]Human[/I] shit? I swear to motherfucking Christ, they have got [I]major[/I] problems. For one, I have no fucking idea who is doing this because nobody will fucking own up to it, but at least one person here can't figure out that when they're done using the bathroom, they should FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET. Next up, since my little brother still shits himself (at way too late an age, he's supposed to [I]maybe[/I] have some medical problem with this but I don't know), he has to wear diapers. My parents do not take care of these diapers. By that I mean that there is [I]constantly human shit care packages just laying around on the fucking floor of their room.[/I] I am not fucking joking. And hey, sometimes there's just bare shit on the fucking floor of their room and bathroom! I'm not kidding! Since someone decided not to flush in the hallway bathroom, I decided to go try my parent's bathroom. Not only did someone decide to not flush in there, there was a fucking shit-napkin just laying around on the floor. And that's not even counting the piss stains they have in there! And if you're wondering why I haven't done or said anything about this, the short answer is I have! During our last run with CPS I told them all about it. Didn't change anything! And now, any time I bring up that someone's fucking left the toilet unflushed or that there's HUMAN SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, I get screamed at and threatened to be kicked out of the house, on to the street, to be homeless! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY[/QUOTE] IMO I think you should just pack whatever stuff you have and just leave them. They sound fucking deplorable. Even being homeless sounds better.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46969516]I've missed about 99 percent of the livestreams I'd be interested in. Why? Because the best services like Twitch do is send you an [I]email[/I] and a notification on your phone as long as you have an iphone. Most people post stream announcements on their youtube and twitter pages, but it's still up to chance if you ever see that in time. The best solution I've seen is to just look and see if they have a steam group because then it'll pop up a notification in the bottom right. I wish there was some kind of fuckin' program or browser plug in that creates a little icon that gives you a little announcement whenever someone on a streaming service you follow has begun streaming and a little menu to look at the online/offline status of everybody. As far as I'm aware, there unfortunately exists no such thing.[/QUOTE] I'm not going to look into it, but if Twitch has an API I could try seeing if I could make a plugin.
[QUOTE=papaya;46969933]twitch sends the notifications via email, dont need an app if you, for some reason in this rapidly advancing era of technology, dont own a smartphone, then theres plenty of browser plugins that'll notify you of new emails through your browser. if you dont have a browser that has these plugins or you use, ifk, bingmail, then like i said have the bloody twitch following page open and refresh it every now and then.[/QUOTE] Twitch's email notifications are so uselessly shitty I've watched someone's entire stream and get it up to [I]10 minutes after the stream ends[/I] Good job assuming that everyone has the money for a smartphone, too. It's totally impossible that someone could ever be poor enough to be unable to pay for a smartphone, right guys?
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;46970189]Twitch's email notifications are so uselessly shitty I've watched someone's entire stream and get it up to [I]10 minutes after the stream ends[/I] Good job assuming that everyone has the money for a smartphone, too. It's totally impossible that someone could ever be poor enough to be unable to pay for a smartphone, right guys?[/QUOTE] Download Vinewatch X, delete all the default streamers, and add your own. You'll get a notification on your taskbar when one goes live. [url]http://vinesauce.com/vinetalk/index.php?topic=3045.0[/url]
Went through all my clothes tonight and counted out all the shirts I have that fit and don't fit. What it comes down to is that I have exactly 10 shirts that fit, and 3 pairs of pants I can wear. 3 of them don't come from us (they come from people who bought them for me because they PITY ME), at least 2 are hand me downs from my stepdad, 1 is tattered, and the rest just [I]barely[/I] qualify for ''''fitting'''' and if I was trying them on at the store I most definitely wouldn't buy them for how they fit. In any case, how is that for a selection of clothing? I [I]honestly[/I] don't know.
clothes are too damn expensive
Just finished the final episode of a series I was enjoying 'Zone of the Enders: Delores, I'. Now its going to take ages to find something else half-decent to watch.
My curse of ruining everything I touch follows me yet again. Another community/friend circle is now rolling straight down the hill because I let my intense anger get ahold of me and say things that just straight up did not help the situation. An almost exact repeat of the last 5 or 6 communities of varying types I've been involved with. Maybe I should just quit making friends because all I do is fuck them up. I go online to escape the stupidity and drama of my real life and I'm only met with online drama.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;46970451]clothes are too damn expensive[/QUOTE] Usually I end up going to goodwill for shit. Once I found a pair of 90 dollar jeans for 10 bucks. Speaking of shit being expensive I'm stuck on what to get the boyfriend for valentines day. I don't wanna spend my whole damn paycheck.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;46969850]Before I begin, this post is going to be gross. What is with my family and shit? [I]Human[/I] shit? I swear to motherfucking Christ, they have got [I]major[/I] problems. For one, I have no fucking idea who is doing this because nobody will fucking own up to it, but at least one person here can't figure out that when they're done using the bathroom, they should FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET. Next up, since my little brother still shits himself (at way too late an age, he's supposed to [I]maybe[/I] have some medical problem with this but I don't know), he has to wear diapers. My parents do not take care of these diapers. By that I mean that there is [I]constantly human shit care packages just laying around on the fucking floor of their room.[/I] I am not fucking joking. And hey, sometimes there's just bare shit on the fucking floor of their room and bathroom! I'm not kidding! Since someone decided not to flush in the hallway bathroom, I decided to go try my parent's bathroom. Not only did someone decide to not flush in there, there was a fucking shit-napkin just laying around on the floor. And that's not even counting the piss stains they have in there! And if you're wondering why I haven't done or said anything about this, the short answer is I have! During our last run with CPS I told them all about it. Didn't change anything! And now, any time I bring up that someone's fucking left the toilet unflushed or that there's HUMAN SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, I get screamed at and threatened to be kicked out of the house, on to the street, to be homeless! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY[/QUOTE] Not even close to as bad but it reminds me of how my families hygiene is overall, no one brushes their teeth and barely showers and when I tell them to clean themselves cause they all smell (and ya know it's disgusting) I get looked at like I'm weird? Can not wait to move out soon.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;46970803]Usually I end up going to goodwill for shit. Once I found a pair of 90 dollar jeans for 10 bucks. Speaking of shit being expensive I'm stuck on what to get the boyfriend for valentines day. I don't wanna spend my whole damn paycheck.[/QUOTE] same, I don't think I've ever spent money on actual retail price on clothes before unless it was for a gift or something. :v:
The one bastion of hope I had in Garry's Mod, an extremely well-thought-out PERP server I used to be a part of, has gone to shit. Also San Andreas RP isn't as fun as people say it is, and it's actually got an awfully steep learning curve that shoves away new players. I'm so disappointed.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/eLGQz/c45a827e7f.png[/IMG] Just come on now
[QUOTE=fudge blood;46970451]clothes are too damn expensive[/QUOTE] be me and be satisfied with a pair of wrangler jeans and a fruit of the loom sweatshirt [editline]20th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;46968378]It's been like that since before 2010. That's when they started airing all that 2012 Doomsday shit all the time.[/QUOTE] i love knowing when the end of the world is because i want to be scared
[QUOTE=Havolis;46966856]So this was on the wall at my school today [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/5e8QmR.jpg[/t] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Next level of popularity!
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;46971057][IMG]http://puu.sh/eLGQz/c45a827e7f.png[/IMG] Just come on now[/QUOTE] DAMMIT MOM! :v:
I'm looking for models for a SWEP pack so I can finally be relevant and compete with M9K's weapon pack. But I'm so confused with creative commons "no derivatives" part, which says I can't "remix, transform, or build upon" the material. Like would giving them functionality in gmod via lua lua files count as "build upon"?
Ugh. Don't wanna work tomorrow.
I suck ass at my own language. The German exam proved that.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;46970110]I'm not going to look into it, but if Twitch has an API I could try seeing if I could make a plugin.[/QUOTE] If you use chrome, there is a plugin that shows who's streaming if you log in with your twitch account [IMG]http://puu.sh/eLVmZ/c1e0ee4f7c.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/eLVtv/5b5433cd15.png[/IMG] [URL="https://addons.mozilla.org/es/firefox/addon/twitch-live/?src=search"]This[/URL] looks like it should be the same but for Firefox (I don't know, somebody should test it, stopped using firefox long ago)
I stayed up for 30 hours yesterday trying to unfuck my sleep schedule. Got up at 3 pm two days ago and went to bed at 9 pm a day later. I can never get to sleep earlier than the previous day for some reason, and I had been staying up till 6 am so I had to go all the way back around. Now it's 3 am and I still can't sleep despite trying to for the past three hours. What the fuck? The class I wanted to be awake for didn't even happen because it was president's day or something. It's stupid hot in here too. Middle of winter, heat turned off, fan going, and I'm still sweating.
[QUOTE=papaya;46969933] if you, for some reason in this rapidly advancing era of technology, dont own a smartphone[/QUOTE] Why should I necessarily own one? I only need a phone for making phone calls and sending the occasional text message and an old Nokia brick does that job just fine.
Man dramatic scenes where the protagonist supposedly dies in a TV series lose a lot of dramatic tension when you remember there's at least 2 more seasons to the damn show.
PHP programming. Never once.
[QUOTE=Pastel;46969980][I][B]Hiccups.[/B][/I] Need I say more?[/QUOTE] Oh dude, you don't have the kind of hiccups I have, otherwise you'd say more My hiccups are [i][b]PAINFULL[/b][/i] They are so violent that they physically hurt. I'm not even joking. And most of the time when I hiccup, I hiccup twice or even three times in a row, making me almost vomit.
When i see little gif sets or photo sets of scenes from films or TV shows and there is some spelling errors on the image of what they're saying or even just whole quote being wrong. It fucks me off greatly.
Bollocks. My case ain't big enough for the 980
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