• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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My parents are in debt to me to the tune of 3 grand. Does anyone know the best way to break kneecaps?
Not mad, but the sad thread is gone. I've been to five funerals in my life. In about ten hours (it's 5:18 am) I'm going to be at the sixth. I hate funerals.
I feel so damn tired of school work, and well in the back of my head I know that its going to get worse.
[QUOTE=smileykiller447;47579756]I feel so damn tired of school work, and well in the back of my head I know that its going to get worse.[/QUOTE] I'm not even motivated to do school work anymore, my mom literally told me I looked exhausted just from the sight of my eyes. Plus I think I just flunked a test in English too. I don't know what to do to cope but I found writing stories might be a way to treat my troubles.
Someone on a facebook group I'm a part of was asking for photography, so I responded by telling her I'm part of a professional group and would like to work with her. She responds that she's very interested and will contact us. Then someone else posts that they will "send photog info" to them, and I haven't heard from them at all. Makes me feel sad because everyone else in the group is bitching at me to find work for them and the one time I get a gig, they apparently picked someone else =< [editline]23rd April 2015[/editline] Also she was really pretty
Absolutely despise waking up with indigestion every morning.
I've got a test for biology tomorrow and I'm screwed because my teacher is fucking useless test is on enzymes, today he was telling us about phototropism fuck off
How the best I've managed for a sleeping schedule is passing the fuck out at random until about 1-3 in the morning every day.
no matter how good i get at modeling, programming or anything that i at least have a little bit of skill in, i will never be socially tolerable or have any real friends why bother
I forgot to back up my Eufloria save
[QUOTE=Flubbman;47580708]no matter how good i get at modeling, programming or anything that i at least have a little bit of skill in, i will never be socially tolerable or have any real friends why bother[/QUOTE] The sad part is I can compare... I'm getting into modelling and am going to college and I'm going into computer science, But for me I've never really seen the reason for needing friends.
I try realy hard to pass this year whitout failing again and i am always stuck somehow...
[QUOTE=Flubbman;47580708]no matter how good i get at modeling, programming or anything that i at least have a little bit of skill in, i will never be socially tolerable or have any real friends why bother[/QUOTE] Do you try ? Not like "oh i went out for the day with blah blah" and then go home and not see anybody for the rest of the week. Friends are all give and take. You need to put some effort in to make friends. I learned that the hard way. I always waited for friends to invite me to places and only said yes to half of them, eventually they wouldn't invite me to things because i never really put the effort in. Now i changed my tone, if i want to do something like go cinema, out to the park for the day, maybe lunch/dinner, night out etc.... I organise it, go asking around a few potential friends see if they want to. Friendships become stronger if you actually try and you end up becoming more confident. I've seen a lot of people on facebook saying that "I'm so lonely, i have no friends" and yet when you invite them out they say they can't with some really bullshit excuse and then see them post on facebook a few hours later saying they are bored and alone again.
Huuuuuh ok? So one of my aunts put a religious chain post on my FB wall for no apparent reason. First, believe in what you want, I'm not gonna give much of a shit about it, but don't try to shove your stuff down my throat either Second, don't put chain posts on my wall. I'm going to delete them no matter what it is. And third, don't post religious stuff on my wall at all. Do I put stuff from my favorite metal bands and books about HP Lovecraft on your wall? No. Now fuck off.
My alarm hasn't gone off for two days, what the fuuuuck.
When you're shaving, and then you feel that one bad scratch that lets you know you just fucked up, and there's going to be a bunch of blood in 5 seconds.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47581500]When you're shaving, and then you feel that one bad scratch that lets you know you just fucked up, and there's going to be a bunch of blood in 5 seconds.[/QUOTE] Or the one small patch of hair that just decides to grow in a fucktarded direction so you have to shave it from a billion different angles, and by the time you've removed all layers of skin and the sink is caked with your blood... ...it's still kinda stubbly and scratchy
shaving your fucking balls. WHY IS IT SO BLOODY DIFFICULT. WHY DO WE EVEN GROW HAIRS ON THEM?
[QUOTE=greeley;47581517]shaving your fucking balls. WHY IS IT SO BLOODY DIFFICULT. WHY DO WE EVEN GROW HAIRS ON THEM?[/QUOTE] I only shave if I'm confident... And possibly to keep them warm?
[QUOTE=greeley;47581517]shaving your fucking balls. WHY IS IT SO BLOODY DIFFICULT. WHY DO WE EVEN GROW HAIRS ON THEM?[/QUOTE] I'm too nervous to shave my balls. I'm worried that I'll end up ripping the skin even just a tiny bit and have to go straight to the hospital.
I never had problems shaving my balls
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47581592]I never had problems shaving my balls[/QUOTE] I've always had issues. The most annoying one was getting 2 cysts near them, I had them removed though. So I don't do it often. Also scared of nicking my shaft whilst in boner mode.
Wait, why would you save your balls in the first place?! I'm all against deforestation.
Stepping in dog shit the first day you get new shoes. You would think people would just bring a plastic bag and just get it over with but nooooo.
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;47581665]Stepping in dog shit the first day you get new shoes. You would think people would just bring a plastic bag and just get it over with but nooooo.[/QUOTE] youve been doing it wrong [video=youtube;RWS-zUowcVw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWS-zUowcVw[/video]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47581500]When you're shaving, and then you feel that one bad scratch that lets you know you just fucked up, and there's going to be a bunch of blood in 5 seconds.[/QUOTE] Try a styptic pencil if you don't have one, they're quite nice.
I'll just quote myself from WAYT: [QUOTE=Starlight 456;47581745]Well that was probably one of the worst nights I've slept in a long time. My power goes off at about 10 PM, so I help dad turn off our computers (we have battery backups, so our PCs stay on for a bit so we can save things and shut them down in a less harsh way then "sudden and total loss of power"), then I go climb in bed and play Pokemon on my phone until about 11, when I feel tired enough to sleep. I manage to sleep for a few hours, but I'm woken up by some nightmare about being trapped in a castle that changed layouts at random with these guys that looked like Hollows from Dark Souls trying to attack me. It's about 2:30 AM, I use the bathroom, play a little more Pokemon to get my mind off the nightmare, then go back to sleep at around 3:30. I wake up again at 5:40 or so from a [I]second[/I] nightmare, this time about being in my house during a pitch-black rainstorm, constantly seeing lights flickering and darting around outside, and only having a dim phone screen as my light. Our power comes back on at about 6 AM, after my dad woke up and phoned the power company about an ETA on the power being restored. I think about trying to sleep more, but I just said fuck it and came out here. Literally nothing else in the world could taste as good as this coffee right now.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Linkuya;47581612]Wait, why would you save your balls in the first place?! I'm all against deforestation.[/QUOTE] It can feel itchy after a while
I fucking hate this fucking Geometry class We have quizzes and tests every other day and we don't have study guides for them, yet they're graded for some reason I asked where the study guide was for the quizzes, and I get laughed at for asking a fucking question by the entire fucking class And of course, there isn't a study guide, because why would you not try to make the class as hard as possible for a student to pass?
[QUOTE=Brobattington;47581986]I fucking hate this fucking Geometry class We have quizzes and tests every other day and we don't have study guides for them, yet they're graded for some reason I asked where the study guide was for the quizzes, and I get laughed at for asking a fucking question by the entire fucking class And of course, there isn't a study guide, because why would you not try to make the class as hard as possible for a student to pass?[/QUOTE] Why is a study guide needed? Shouldn't the homework be enough?
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