• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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Sometimes I watch Dr. Phil for the hell of it. I actually liked it at first when they tried to help people, but at this point it's pretty much just Maury/ Jerry Springer type shit. All he does now is dish out one sided zingers and push his shitty products. You could put a counter on how many times he mentions doctor on demand or life code. But now I don't watch anymore it because I have better things to do. Also I feel like I try too hard in smash bros. sometimes. I feel like a complete hardo.
I'm moving to an apartment soon, and I went over to the building last week with my father to look around and sign the lease. The street level floor of the building is the top level of the building's garage, then the apartments are on the floors above it. Talked to my mother about it last night. "You're gonna have underground parking at your new apartment! Isn't that cool?" "Yeah, it's pretty nice! Although, it's not [I]all[/I] underground. There's a part of it on the top level that comes out from under the building. I walked around on it while I was looking at the building and out at the town center, the apartments have a nice view." "The view isn't that great though. You have that parking garage in your way." "No no, the part of the garage that comes out from under the building doesn't have a roof or anything. It's not like the rooms on the second level have a roof coming right out under their balcony." "I don't mean the apartment garage. There's another building's garage in the way of your view." "Um, there's buildings on the north side of the building, but they're pretty short. And I'm going to be on the south side." "That's the side I mean, there's a parking garage blocking your view." "No there isn't." "Yeah there is, I looked online." "I was literally there. There's nothing in the way of the view." "Ugh, you just don't get it. If I had the iPad I could show you." "I'm telling you, I was there. There's nothing in the way of the view of the town center." "Yes there is!" "I was [I]literally there[/I] the view is fine." My stepdad brought the iPad in, then my mom went onto Google maps and went to the satellite view. "See? There's this parking garage in the way." "That's [I]our[/I] garage, the one I was telling you about. It's at a lower level than all of the apartments." "...Oh." She stayed kind of pissy after that. She's really stubborn. She also refuses to wear her reading glasses unless if she's sitting down to read a book, as if she thinks she's [I]above[/I] regularly wearing glasses. (I wear glasses, by the way.) So she'll always have trouble reading some letter or something and complain the writing is too small, then have someone else read it for her. Rather than just get her reading glasses. Also she regularly makes fun of me. She's gotten better about it and does it less than she used to, but she still does it pretty often. For instance, I hiccuped earlier and she said "Ew, gross!" Over a [I]hiccup[/I]. It wasn't even a big hiccup, it was just one small one. Other times she'll exaggerate and imitate me, like she'll repeat the last couple of words I said in a deep voice then laugh.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47024201]I hate that a lot of people see life as "you're to be judged only by what your trade is". It's such bullshit.[/QUOTE] It's not even like that, sometimes it's even more ridiculous. They boast about that they got invited to some dinner or received some gift from their work, of course it's great but when somebody comes up with this shit, another one tries to overtrump it with something they experienced at their work. It gets so ridiculous at times.
Remember that old friend that I brought up in the "happy go lucky" thread? After a BIG reunion hug and a long chat that was all smiles and joy, she brings out the boyfriend. I wouldn't mind if the guy was a good man, but nope: he swears, tells gracious sex jokes, seems to like making her mad, and looks like Joe Pesci with a [I]tailored-to-fit FEDORA![/I] I should be happy that she found someone that likes her, but why do I get a sense of...trouble mixed with jealousy?
[img]http://puu.sh/f7VrN/da06d65723.png[/img] OH NO! What TERRIBLE(!!!) act has godaddy done to deserve such harsh criticism? [media]http://vimeo.com/117965027[/media] Yeah...
Isn't it well known that godaddy ads are shit?
It's not because of the quality of the ad, people are treating it as if they beheaded a live puppy and put it on an ad They even uploaded a video asking for people to adopt from shelters rather than buying from breeders along with the ad, but of course, people just HAVE to be offended at everything
Mom pokes her head in, says something while my sound's still on and I can't hear, I turn it down and go "What?" at a volume she can definitely hear me and she just completely ignores it. Which is fine because I guess then I can ignore that she said anything. [QUOTE=onebit;47017862]Start being attractive.[/QUOTE] Ah, we now know why you have no friends, then. [editline]27th January 2015[/editline] Also I gotta stay at school from when it ends at 3:20 to sometime between 6:30 and 7:30 to pick up my jacket I paid for months ago because they can't be assed to mail it to me and I don't have a car. [editline]27th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Fosax;47024548][img]http://puu.sh/f7VrN/da06d65723.png[/img] OH NO! What TERRIBLE(!!!) act has godaddy done to deserve such harsh criticism? [media]http://vimeo.com/117965027[/media] Yeah...[/QUOTE] To be fair what part of that's supposed to make me happy? You see a puppy fly out of a truck and go through all this shit to get back to its home and owner who's just like "lol fuck you" Whoever thought it was a good idea is a fucking moron.
[QUOTE=onebit;47017862]Start being attractive.[/QUOTE] can you post a selfie pls
[QUOTE=gk99;47024624]Mom pokes her head in, says something while my sound's still on and I can't hear, I turn it down and go "What?" at a volume she can definitely hear me and she just completely ignores it. Which is fine because I guess then I can ignore that she said anything.[/quote] Is this really postworthy? This seems more like a minor annoyance than something that would actually get you mad. [QUOTE=gk99;47024624]To be fair what part of that's supposed to make me happy? You see a puppy fly out of a truck and go through all this shit to get back to its home and owner who's just like "lol fuck you" Whoever thought it was a good idea is a fucking moron.[/QUOTE] I thought it was hilarious. I don't get how the video applies to GoDaddy but oh well. Plus, no one knows if that dog is going to go to a good home or a psychopath with a sawblade. You could say the exact same thing about dog pounds, so what's the problem with the dog leaving the breeder?
I can't start small talk with people for shit.
[QUOTE=Obvious Shizz;47024708]I can't start small talk with people for shit.[/QUOTE] Legitimate, non-dick question: How are you incapable of small talk? You just have to say "Hello", or "Hey man, how's it going?" I only do it when I'm at work with customers, seeing as they usually follow up with needing to locate an item. Other than that, though, small talk is bullshit 99% of the time. [editline]27th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=usaokay;47024729]This doesn't get me mad, but it slightly bothers me that when we see a commercial for a food product that makes us fat, we see a very attractive woman eating it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdViveJYD0[/media] I know it's trying to sell us stuff, but advertising that attractive people eat fast food is kinda sending the wrong message (if you're dumb).[/QUOTE] This video is seriously disturbing because of how grossly toy-like the girls look: [video=youtube;z1xGF5MusCk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1xGF5MusCk[/video] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965202/ShareX/2015/01/2015-01-27_19-36-39.png[/t] ghruaghuarhg
now I wanna watch Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reality show they had years ago in early 2000s. that shit was fucking HILARIOUS.
[img]http://puu.sh/f85aB/6f4cb6a0b1.png[/img] jesus christ. that flies in the face of what i just said.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;47024961][img]http://puu.sh/f85aB/6f4cb6a0b1.png[/img] jesus christ. that flies in the face of what i just said.[/QUOTE] Zero context means zero purpose of reading.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;47024742]Legitimate, non-dick question: How are you incapable of small talk? You just have to say "Hello", or "Hey man, how's it going?" I only do it when I'm at work with customers, seeing as they usually follow up with needing to locate an item. Other than that, though, small talk is bullshit 99% of the time.[/QUOTE] I probably should have phrased what I said better, I mean like, I just get really nervous and end up saying close to nothing and looking like an idiot when I try to speak.
[QUOTE=Obvious Shizz;47024988]I probably should have phrased what I said better, I mean like, I just get really nervous and end up saying close to nothing and looking like an idiot when I try to speak.[/QUOTE] I laugh at myself when I do something like that anymore. You need to balance your want to know how they're doing with your want to not look like an idiot. If you truly want to know how they're doing and greet them and focus on [B]just that[/B], everything else will fall in line.
[QUOTE=Obvious Shizz;47024988]I probably should have phrased what I said better, I mean like, I just get really nervous and end up saying close to nothing and looking like an idiot when I try to speak.[/QUOTE] yeah that's normal don't worry. I think at a certain point everyone just reaches a "I don't give a fuck" kinda attitude when it comes to stuff like that. I used to be pretty self conscious of speaking to others too but then I realized it's not like they're gonna remember me tomorrow.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47025022]yeah that's normal don't worry. I think at a certain point everyone just reaches a "I don't give a fuck" kinda attitude when it comes to stuff like that. I used to be pretty self conscious of speaking to others too but then I realized it's not like they're gonna remember tomorrow.[/QUOTE] You must be a great person to hang around with
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47025019]You're a really helpful dude.[/QUOTE] Thanks, sir. I only know because of experience and help because human brains are weird.
[QUOTE=junker154;47025035]You must be a great person to hang around with[/QUOTE] I remember talking to one of my coworkers (who was a complete stranger) told me she felt so comfortable talking to me after like ten minutes that she started talked about her sex life we're good friends now :v:
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47025061]I remember talking to one of my coworkers (who was a complete stranger) told me she felt so comfortable talking to me after like ten minutes that she started talked about her sex life we're good friends now :v:[/QUOTE] This attractive and totally unsuspecting girl telling me about all the hentai she watched as our first conversation. Confusing, but again, hilarious. I laugh at everything.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;47025076]This attractive and totally unsuspecting was girl telling me about all the hentai she watched as our first conversation. Confusing, but again, hilarious. I laugh at everything.[/QUOTE] open relationships like that are the best I think, you just know you're gonna be good friends with a person when they are just honest as fuck
Trying to talk to someone on steam and they WON'T FUCKING TAKE 1 DAMN SECOND TO TALK TO ME. I even see them go from game to game don't fucking tell me you can't see my message. If you don't want to talk then just say so, instead of leaving me hang.
I've been getting really angry at the smallest of things recently, and I have no idea what's causing it. [editline]28th January 2015[/editline] I can't access my Skype account either and I don't want to lose my contacts. Fucking wonderful.
WHEN MY CHAIR ROLLS OVER THE HEADPHONE CABLES.
[QUOTE=kimr120;47025341]WHEN MY CHAIR ROLLS OVER THE HEADPHONE CABLES.[/QUOTE] That's how I broke my headphones.
when people say white people have no culture; specifically in the US. They probably say this because it's their default culture to begin with and want something more spicy and exotic.
[QUOTE=Richardroth;47025144]Trying to talk to someone on steam and they WON'T FUCKING TAKE 1 DAMN SECOND TO TALK TO ME. I even see them go from game to game don't fucking tell me you can't see my message. If you don't want to talk then just say so, instead of leaving me hang.[/QUOTE] You can talk to me :( , not like I got anything to do all night these days since I can't sleep :suicide:
An ad appears in today's paper saying 'all doctors apply for post-graduate studies at such a government website.' On the government website: All dentists apply for post graduate studies. fuck my life.
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