[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47090630]Holy shit, I'm stunned. I thought it was a totally different user.
I'm no vet, but I don't think anything's going to happen to the dog.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he seems to be doing fine. He's a great dane so it shouldn't be so hard passing through.
Just got banned on CS GO because 3 fuck heads decided to keep getting in front of my shots/ jumping and shit. Fuck you CS GO, Bye Bye Nova 4 Smurf
I was playing a game of versus in L4D2 with a couple of friends, and the two on the other team kept getting really salty about stupid shit
"our bots are fucking dumb but you're are gods"
"oh, another one shot" in response to getting killed as a spitter or a boomer, or anything because of headshots and shotguns
[editline]7th February 2015[/editline]
They kept getting extremely salty to the point where they left, and one had asked me how I would've felt in their situation, in which I responded that you really can't do anything about bots, and the shotguns are supposed to hurt, as well as headshots. Then he responded with "you can't do anything about the black box from TF2 but you bitch about that all the time"
Honestly I couldn't be bothered to respond so I told him his tears tasted great and left the skype call
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;47091399]I was playing a game of versus in L4D2 with a couple of friends, and the two on the other team kept getting really salty about stupid shit
"our bots are fucking dumb but you're are gods"
"oh, another one shot" in response to getting killed as a spitter or a boomer, or anything because of headshots and shotguns
[editline]7th February 2015[/editline]
They kept getting extremely salty to the point where they left, and one had asked me how I would've felt in their situation, in which I responded that you really can't do anything about bots, and the shotguns are supposed to hurt, as well as headshots. Then he responded with "you can't do anything about the black box from TF2 but you bitch about that all the time"
Honestly I couldn't be bothered to respond so I told him his tears tasted great and left the skype call[/QUOTE]
Can I join you on left for dead 2 :$?
So I...think I nearly drove my girlfriend to suicide after being in a phone call with her after pointing out her attitude getting progressively crappy, after I said that she hung up, left her an angry text, and I called back as soon as I could after seeing her Skype status change into something like "maybe the rope wouldn't have been such a bad idea after all" and leaving me a very plain "i love you" text. She assured me it was just all a misunderstanding and a "bitch move".
I..I was shaking and nearly about to cry honestly, she's had issues with depression and even a few things with cutting in the past, I was fucking panicking. This was all after the very night I had stayed up for an hour sending her a ginormous text filled to the brim with how I felt and everything.
I'm seriously beginning to think that I need help, because my negative attitude that likes to rear its ugly head every once in a while keeps getting me into situations like this and it's driving me crazy.
Managed to fry my gaming card and had to switch to a significantly older card, no Euro Truck Simulator 2 for me. I am honestly not that upset, but at the same time it is a bit of a bummer.
That fedora-wearing, cubby-cheeked, sleezy creep from some subforums I mentioned some time ago is now in a club I go to. Ugh, I don't care that he has like a shit-eating grin every time he's in the club, he almost felt up a friend when she was doing handstands!
Sometimes I hate to remember that there are shit people nearby, not just on TV.
[QUOTE=Sombrero;47091302]Yeah, he seems to be doing fine. He's a great dane so it shouldn't be so hard passing through.[/QUOTE]
Our (now passed) Golden Retriever used to eat shit like bug bombs, large grit sandpaper, A DOZEN CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES (though that may've been dad blaming it on the dog, that really should've killed her...), and not get phased by it.
Your dog'll be okay.
My usual clothes shop have introduced a "new fit" to their t shirts which basically means it's 5 inches larger at the chest to accommodate all the over grown gym bunnies that have taken the UK by storm for no reason.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TsAlD5L.png[/img]
The second after I sent that.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47090617]It ate cat shit if memory serves.
It's probably going to be fine though, dogs are known for eating weird things and surviving without a scratch.
[editline]6th February 2015[/editline]
No wait, it was a dirty diaper.[/QUOTE]
Your dogs breath will fucking reek but he'll be fine. My dog's done the same.
Fake pockets, and uselessly shallow pockets
hey clothing designers I don't want pockets for fashion you fucks I need them for carrying shit
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47092472]Fake pockets, and uselessly shallow pockets
hey clothing designers I don't want pockets for fashion you fucks I need them for carrying shit[/QUOTE]
I had those weird pockets, where stuff could easily fall out, if you were sitting. Glad that I got new pants that don't do that anymore.
How there is almost no middle ground in most stealth games between perfection and having fucked up. Oh, sure, there is still a very, very small middle area, but in general the moment you get caught you have a nanosecond before the entire map is on you.
You can sometimes technically get past fuck-ups but it usually requires you to do shit that just makes you feel like restarting because at that point you can barely call it stealth anymore, for instance, fucking up and recovering from Payday 2 stealth fuck-ups invariably involves a lot of dead civilians and sometimes having to [I]murder the entire map.[/I]
And it's not helped when the game itself blatantly expects perfection. I think the most flagrant example of this is Hitman Absolution, where there is a counter in the top left constantly grading you for every action. As Yahtzee put it, "And what I could do without Absolution is the score tracker in the top left constantly being deducted when I’m not being absolutely perfect. “Whoops! You had to knock someone out. One hundred points from Gryffindor!” Fuck off Hitman Absolution! You can’t expect perfection on the first fucking attempt. "
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47092566]How there is almost no middle ground in most stealth games between perfection and having fucked up. Oh, sure, there is still a very, very small middle area, but in general the moment you get caught you have a nanosecond before the entire map is on you.
You can sometimes technically get past fuck-ups but it usually requires you to do shit that just makes you feel like restarting because at that point you can barely call it stealth anymore, for instance, fucking up and recovering from Payday 2 stealth fuck-ups invariably involves a lot of dead civilians and sometimes having to [I]murder the entire map.[/I]
And it's not helped when the game itself blatantly expects perfection. I think the most flagrant example of this is Hitman Absolution, where there is a counter in the top left constantly grading you for every action. As Yahtzee put it, "And what I could do without Absolution is the score tracker in the top left constantly being deducted when I’m not being absolutely perfect. “Whoops! You had to knock someone out. One hundred points from Gryffindor!” Fuck off Hitman Absolution! You can’t expect perfection on the first fucking attempt. "[/QUOTE]
I just hate how no other game other than something like Splinter Cell Conviction did a fluid stealth->action->stealth transition in combat.
god, all I wanted was to make a couple fucking pancakes for breakfast
I put some spray on the pan, put it on the burner. Smoke starts coming out from under it. not much, just a few little singes, so I think nothing of it. I put the cooking spray and then the pancake mix on, halfway through cooking the thing the goddamn cooking spray burns creating more smoke along with the shit that's coming up from under the fucking burner and then the fucking pancake burns in less than 30 seconds even though the heat wasn't even up that high
fucks sake this goddamn kitchen is trash, everything in it is trash, my fucking roommate said he'd clean it and then left a bunch of burned ash from something in the bottom of the burner. not to mention people keep leaving plates in the bottom of the sink like goddamn adolf fucking hitler and not rinsing off their plates
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;47092852] not to mention people keep leaving plates in the bottom of the sink like goddamn adolf fucking hitler and not rinsing off their plates[/QUOTE]
im so sorry, I shouldn't have laughed at this
When you have to rely on others for transport. I've been wanting to go to a store for a device, but it's closing within an hour (if not less as the store owner is kinda weird) and my dad, who said he'd drive is taking a shower now and we'll probably end up not going.
It's kind that he offers to drive me around, but to then not do it sucks. I can't wait to pass my driving exam.
[QUOTE=scratch (nl);47093127]When you have to rely on others for transport. I've been wanting to go to a store for a device, but it's closing within an hour (if not less as the store owner is kinda weird) and my dad, who said he'd drive is taking a shower now and we'll probably end up not going.
It's kind that he offers to drive me around, but to then not do it sucks. I can't wait to pass my driving exam.[/QUOTE]
Dads and time doesn't go too well together in my experience.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47093237]I'll make you pancakes.
[editline]7th February 2015[/editline]
Most of my pants are like this. I can't even fit my wallet in the pockets, like, damn, isn't that the most fucking common thing to put in pants pockets next to someone's smartphone or something?[/QUOTE]
I'm starting to think the people who do sell pants don't actually use them and don't get to see the flaw in what they're making.
My mom really needs to take care of herself on the internet, first the fraudulent check scam, now she's being used to send spam. I have to go through every one of my emails and delete that spam, and go through every computer in my house and scan for malware now. Yaaaay.
Whenever someone does something impressive and someone comments "Wow, this person has WAY too much time on their hands!"
Like, what exactly have you done with YOUR life to be able to make that sort of jurisdiction?
why every mounted machine gun in video games always get infinite ammo
the name changing policies in google+ are fucking retarded
i mean, i have no problem with google+ but it still has sooooo much flaws
[editline]7th February 2015[/editline]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/r2Ps9A.png[/img]
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;47092214]Your dogs breath will fucking reek but he'll be fine. My dog's done the same.[/QUOTE]
Not my dog. Sombrero already said it was fine.
[editline]7th February 2015[/editline]
Man, I'm really happy that I'm finally going back to work today, but I'm worried about my new position. I'm going to be outside at night in the freezing cold hauling carts back into the building. I'm going to be bundled up and everything to keep warm, but what if I can't handle it? I'll be doing this for hours at a time and I can barely stay outside shoveling snow for more than thirty minutes.
Its not your dog bloody heck I can't think straight today
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47094099]"You have no life"
Life is what you make it. If you enjoy sitting on your ass and playing video games all day, it doesn't mean you don't have a life, it means you should probably broaden your horizons more.
[editline]7th February 2015[/editline]
OK, so after playing episode 2 of Game of Thrones, I have seriously had it up to here with Telltale's fucking glitches.
Seriously, every scene--EVERY. SCENE has at least a handful of glitches in this game. When characters aren't repeating lines over and over and over again, outright muting the audio for MINUTES at a time and taking forever to load due to glitches, the background graphics are sketching out and making the game look like fucking garbage.
Is anyone else having this problem? There were glitches in episode 1 that were almost as bad, but shit, the worst part is, the writing for this series is tighter than shit. It's arguably the BEST writing Telltale's ever put together for a series.
And it's for a game that's half finished.[/QUOTE]
I've literally never seen a Telltale game glitch, I don't know why I'm seemingly immune to them. :v:
fox news has my mom convinced that the FCC making the internet a utility is a bad thing, things like "yore paying mur taxes!!!!!" and "big guberment!"
like holy crap get it through your thick-ass skulls that the government isn't some giant evil entity that's there to control you and make you poor
It fuckin' sucks when I'm super bored at work and have nothing to do, and no one is on Facebook to talk to. Wish steam would work on my ancient artifact of an iPod.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;47095294]It fuckin' sucks when I'm super bored at work and have nothing to do, and no one is on Facebook to talk to. Wish steam would work on my ancient artifact of an iPod.[/QUOTE]
You can talk to me on steam if you want, we could discuss various important topics such as statistically average baguette dimensions.
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