when you tell someone exactly how to do something in good detail and they go and fuck it up on step 1
step 1: brown the ground beef
step 2: put a little bit of diced onions into it
what happened: put a truck load of diced onions into the still pink ground beef with all the grease
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iITAalF.png[/IMG]
Hair cuts, my hair gets to long and I look bad, but when I get it cut it's always too short and I look bad. There's no middle ground.
When bottle caps fall on the floor top side up
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47115894]Hair cuts, my hair gets to long and I look bad, but when I get it cut it's always too short and I look bad. There's no middle ground.[/QUOTE]
For me it's either looser (long) or douchebag (short) with no middle ground either
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;47112079]Turn off auto-focus and do it manually, if you can't find it, hold the lens in place with your hand.
Might fuck settings up but auto-focus can be a real bitch, evident in your attempts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;47111377]So I turned off auto focus and set everything manually.[/QUOTE]
Oh and thanks for quoting all of those pictures.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;47113491]You might be a little close? If the lens is big it could be telescopic, try something further away. Failing that:
You didn't specify which camera this is, but assuming it's canon you can use the zoom buttons to finely adjust your focus. Make sure you're on Aperture Priority setting, it's the little AP logo on the wheel on the top. Finally make sure you have a narrow aperture, maybe >6 but if you have enough light just put it up to 15 to be sure. This should eliminate the blurring [I]if[/I] nothing on the camera is broken or dysfunctional.
If none of that works, you might wanna make sure your viewfinder is focused right (If your model has an optical viewfinder, again no info). Turn on live mode and make sure everything is in focus. Turn off Live Mode and adjust the little wheel next to the viewfinder to make sure the viewfinder is also in focus. It might be hard to get it right at first, if so you can shoot from Live Mode[/QUOTE]
The camera is a Canon Powershot S51S
[t]http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/canon-powershot-sx-1-is-front.jpg[/t]
Not a super good camera, but I'd assume it should be better than my iPhone if I can figure it out.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47111132]Fuck you.
I finally have constant snow here. It took like 5 years to be it this constant.[/QUOTE]
I actually haven't seen snow in 3-4 years
This chick in our class acts catty and teasing to everyone and calls anyone she doesn't like a 'little shit whore'. Whenever you get mad at her back she tries to use her depression as a foil to pretend she deserves special treatment. She also picks on my friend by acting creepily sexual toward him (licking his ear and trying to kiss him in the middle of class) which makes him really flustered. It's gotten to the point where I feel like vaulting the table and tackling her, but anything I do either makes her cry crocodile tears or make her also-annoying friend come to her aid.
My hand cramps up super easy no matter how I hold a fucking pen, either when I'm drawing or writing something.
Why does it hurt so bad?? I just want to draw and my hand is in nothing but pain.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;47117208]My hand cramps up super easy no matter how I hold a fucking pen, either when I'm drawing or writing something.
Why does it hurt so bad?? I just want to draw and my hand is in nothing but pain.[/QUOTE]
Try not to press as hard. You probably don't realize it but you're probably smashing the pen into the paper pretty hard when you write
I can't handle living with my parents anymore. I'm fucking sick of dealing with their drama. My mom is in severe pain due to pinched nerves and the fucking doctor won't get in contact with her, my dad constantly drinks his shitty job problems away. I don't have a job and no one will fucking hire me. I'm about to just scream. I love my parents and I hate to see them like this but it's getting on my fucking nerves at the same time.
[QUOTE=VIOLATION_SNG;47117216]Try not to press as hard. You probably don't realize it but you're probably smashing the pen into the paper pretty hard when you write[/QUOTE]
People have told me that before and no, that's not it. Even when I'm pressing very lightly, like almost not at all for thin lines in Photoshop with my tablet, it hurts like hell. I've tried almost everything and it all hurts pretty much the same.
It's lovely when my mom demands that I go to sleep at 9 PM. What is this, elementary school? I'm almost 18 years old, I sleep when I feel like it. But this is not what pisses me off right now, it's what she does afterwards.
For whatever reason, she decides it's a good idea to binge on alcohol. Then she starts noisily disciplining our dog. For a hour straight I hear nothing but "SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. STAY." Then she decides to call her friend and have a loud conversation for about an hour. At 1:35 in the fucking morning. Afterwards it's silent for about 15 minutes until she whips out the MP3 player and starts singing stupidly. THEN SHE HAS ANOTHER FUCKING PHONE CONVERSATION WITH HER FRIEND FOR TWO HOURS. At 4 in the morning!
Six hours of nothing but drunken babbling in the midnight. What the fuck? If you want me to sleep, at least have the decency to SHUT THE FUCK UP. The worst part is that if I tell her to be quiet, she'll just go on a drunken tirade and won't stop.
Cool thing gets announced by either a game developer, or a mod team.
They say they hope to share it "very soon".
Official discussion thread slowly goes very silent after weeks of no news.
Thread gets bumped up, and you click it, hopeful for news, and it just turns out to be some idiot posting about something tangentially related.
Thread goes silent again.
ALL OF A SUDDEN AMAZING NEW TRAILER FOR COOL THING.
Next page spent commenting on video.
"ITS COMING VERY VERY SOON WE PROMISE".
Then back to complete silence for months.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47115894]Hair cuts, my hair gets to long and I look bad, but when I get it cut it's always too short and I look bad. There's no middle ground.[/QUOTE]
oh god, it's totally different for me. fuck having hair, I hate having to take the time to fix it in the morning. once it's long enough I just buzz that shit, I don't care who gives me looks. wish I was bald sometimes
A stray hair ended up stuck in my mouse and is dangling about and I can't get it out because I can't get a good grip on it on account of it being oh so silky smooth.
Those last beeps on the microwave when your food is done cooking
My friend simply does not want to play any games I gift him/suggest. He's always giving the same lame excuses "Oh.. I don't feel like it" or "I have other stuff to do" even though he is clearly playing other games on steam. I think I'm going to put a video game gift embargo on my friend.
School starts tomorrow. I don't have my parking pass yet because they never mailed it to me and then I'm nowhere near being mentally prepared because work has been robbing all my free time.
Have called Telstra twice now and the internet is still fucked despite that they said it should've been fixed. I can't do shit on this internet.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47117998]Those last beeps on the microwave when your food is done cooking[/QUOTE]
Can't you just get a microwave that has a dial on it and goes "DING" only once after the food is ready?
Our house has had one for ages. No keypad bullshit and unnecessary beeping, just turn the dial.
Waiting for a reply back from a job application is torturous.
I just want to know whether they want me or not.
And i just wish i could retract it and redo my CV. I could have done so much more with it.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47117998]Those last beeps on the microwave when your food is done cooking[/QUOTE]
You can stop the microwave in the last second. Works with mine and I do it all the time when I'm near it.
[QUOTE=Fulsam;47117670]Cool thing gets announced by either a game developer, or a mod team.
They say they hope to share it "very soon".
Official discussion thread slowly goes very silent after weeks of no news.
Thread gets bumped up, and you click it, hopeful for news, and it just turns out to be some idiot posting about something tangentially related.
Thread goes silent again.
ALL OF A SUDDEN AMAZING NEW TRAILER FOR COOL THING.
Next page spent commenting on video.
"ITS COMING VERY VERY SOON WE PROMISE".
Then back to complete silence for months.[/QUOTE]
This has pretty much been the vicious cycle of the development of each Five Nights at Freddy's game, except with lots of [del]grasping at straws[/del] "theories" about things that Scott decided not to explain himself, and near constant shitposting about the shitposting and model stealing that the seven year-old kiddies on the Steam forums are up to.
[editline]11th February 2015[/editline]
This shit makes it reeeeaaaaaally hard to love the series.
[QUOTE=Davidn64;47118686]You can stop the microwave in the last second. Works with mine and I do it all the time when I'm near it.[/QUOTE]
not ours-- WHICH IS WHY IT SUUUCKS.
[QUOTE=Fulsam;47117670]Cool thing gets announced by either a game developer, or a mod team.
They say they hope to share it "very soon".
Official discussion thread slowly goes very silent after weeks of no news.
Thread gets bumped up, and you click it, hopeful for news, and it just turns out to be some idiot posting about something tangentially related.
Thread goes silent again.
ALL OF A SUDDEN AMAZING NEW TRAILER FOR COOL THING.
Next page spent commenting on video.
"ITS COMING VERY VERY SOON WE PROMISE".
Then back to complete silence for months.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the development for Cubeworld
Although in this case I think the project is just dead. it's been what, more than a year with no news whatsoever?
This fucking toilet paper at school.
Usually I have to take a massive shit and I can only spare the time at school (I feel the urge to shit at 8:15 in the morning like clockwork) which forces me to use this toilet paper that looks like crepe paper token from the crafting classroom, and was then wound around a cardboard roll.
I used a huge amount of toilet paper and managed to clog the toilet as well, and my ass still itched after this amount.
[T]http://i.imgur.com/GNrwISu.jpg[/T]
[QUOTE=fudge blood;47118718]not ours-- WHICH IS WHY IT SUUUCKS.[/QUOTE]
The fuck?! You can't stop it? I can stop mine, if I open the door of it. Might be the same for yours as well. If it still runs, then your microwave sucks :x
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;47118938]This fucking toilet paper at school.
Usually I have to take a massive shit and I can only spare the time at school (I feel the urge to shit at 8:15 in the morning like clockwork) which forces me to use this toilet paper that looks like crepe paper token from the crafting classroom, and was then wound around a cardboard roll.
I used a huge amount of toilet paper and managed to clog the toilet as well, and my ass still itched after this amount.
[T]http://i.imgur.com/GNrwISu.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]
Use less toilet paper.... or flush half then wipe the rest.
That is a pretty big waste of paper.
Far Cry 4 costs 114 dollars in the Playstation store.
Holy shit.
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