• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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Chipped a tiny part of my front tooth biting on a fork. Fuck.
[QUOTE=Sharker;47136336]Chipped a tiny part of my front tooth biting on a fork. Fuck.[/QUOTE] I have a chip in my tooth and I don't even know where it came from the dentist told me to just deal w/ it until I'm out of band where I often hit the top of my teeth with my clarinet to get ready to play
i keep thinking about my ex fucking my best friend and its driving me insane i feel like im gonna vomit i've always hated slut-shaming but recently it feels like the words slut and cunt are engraved on the back of my eyelids i dont wanna be this kind of person
I really like my Biology teacher and everything but there's just one problem he doesn't do reviews, he does fucking [I]crossword puzzles[/I].
When my bank literally takes fucking 8 days for money to transfer over from my bank to my Paypal.
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;47136739]I really like my Biology teacher and everything but there's just one problem he doesn't do reviews, he does fucking [I]crossword puzzles[/I].[/QUOTE] Holy shit what's with Biology and crossword puzzles I can recall my 7th grade and 9th grade biology classes did that, and now my college bio class has them too
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47132933]"You wanna see some really stupid people? You should go on DUMBLR. It's filled to the brim with feminazis and sjw people and it's pretty much what the site stands for lol" Holy shit, you're ignorant. Tumblr is literally WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE. If you want it to be a gaming website, you can make it a website about gaming. If you're a comic book geek, you can have that too. Anything you wanna keep up with, it doesn't matter because it's all up to YOU to decide what you see and what you don't see. With how popular the site is, it's no surprise that there's a lot of idiots, but shit, you might as well say that Facebook is the source of all this radical feminist shit because it's a hell of a lot more of a clusterfuck as far as design goes. All this shit is not a reflection of every user and it pisses me off knowing that it's almost all Tumblr is known for. You DO know that a lot of those radical feminist blogs are flat-out satire and you're just too fucking simple-minded to figure it out, right? And even if they were serious, they're such a minority that it shouldn't even matter.[/QUOTE] to be fair, I legitimately can't find any blogs anymore that I can follow that doesn't post a lick of sj things. I just want good content blogs with very little text posts and it's getting harder and harder to find that stuff since I'm pretty picky about the blogs I follow. I had to purge my followers list again recently and have been using tumblr sparingly for a few weeks
People who use "you're autistic" as an insult.
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;47136739]I really like my Biology teacher and everything but there's just one problem he doesn't do reviews, he does fucking [I]crossword puzzles[/I].[/QUOTE] you too?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47129611]Boring days where literally nothing happens all day and you can't go anywhere. Just seems like perfectly good time wasted.[/QUOTE] I felt like this today. I woke up late and literally did nothing except prep stuff for cooking and then do a tiny bit of coding homework. I was gunna see my boyfriend but apparently he ate something bad, dunno but he was barfing up shit.
Twitter account was compromised. I have no idea how as it somehow avoided needing my email to switch the password. This is driving me mad.
-I don't know what I was doing here.-
My girlfriend's mom just walked in on us, she always knocks but she didn't, and this is the first time we've ever been walked in on, so my girlfriend's reaction was "No!", pointing, and throwing a pillow on me. I'm scared she saw my dick.
This is the third fucking time my little brother's either shat or pissed himself because this stupid fuck is too dumb and lazy to get the fuck up and go to the fucking bathroom for a minute out of all the time he sits around like a fatass not doing a damn thing in his computer chair playing a bunch of shitty F2P games. Like how fucking little do you care about hygiene [editline]a[/editline] [img]http://puu.sh/fTzfR/8862839661.png[/img] Fine fuck you I'll go watch Better Call Saul on AMC. Maybe if that link fucking worked I'd care less.
I'm that annoying or just downright infuriating bastard that tries to help but fucks it all up.
I realized there hasn't been a point in my life in the past 2 or 3 years where I haven't been suicidal or want to cut myself. Yay. I want to die.
Yeah, okay so college half term is great and all but when you come home in THIS family your ears get fucking raped from the sound of a loud keyboard right next door because a brother cannot process how to press a touchscreen or type quietly (he hammers his keyboard too hard and already had a phone replaced from cracking the digitiser) and hearing bitchy parents. No wonder I like going to college than staying at home, but then the downer is getting up very early just to get ready and be there on time and such. And all this gives me a headache that lasts for a week. I'm sorry but fucking Hell at least consider myself visible in the family and be considerate. I seriously prefer college as I don't have to hear my brother going to the toilet doing a loud piss every 45 minutes to stomping around due to me disrupting him by telling him to turn the music down. Very very immature at 23 years of age.
my friend is so good at talking to girls but he just wastes it by being such a judgemental prick he'd completely throw away a beautiful girl just because she's too 'normal' for him but i guess it's just different for him. when you can have relatively high rates of success with any woman you please, you probably end up being more picky since you can afford to be.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;47139682]my friend is so good at talking to girls but he just wastes it by being such a judgemental prick he'd completely throw away a beautiful girl just because she's too 'normal' for him but i guess it's just different for him. when you can have relatively high rates of success with any woman you please, you probably end up being more picky since you can afford to be.[/QUOTE] or maybe he likes girls who have the same interests as him, and isnt just going to go for someone because they're hot?
I just heard my grandmother say she thinks Obama is an Al-Qaeda spy.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;47139682]my friend is so good at talking to girls but he just wastes it by being such a judgemental prick he'd completely throw away a beautiful girl just because she's too 'normal' for him but i guess it's just different for him. when you can have relatively high rates of success with any woman you please, you probably end up being more picky since you can afford to be.[/QUOTE] Being picky is fine anyways (well, to an extent I suppose.). It's a person that you're likely to spend a pretty good deal of time with, may as well choose one that fits you.
Having to walk five flights of stairs and 3 hallways four times to do my laundry
[QUOTE=absolalone111;47140099]or maybe he likes girls who have the same interests as him, and isnt just going to go for someone because they're hot?[/QUOTE] yeah, when you put it that way, it sounds pretty stupid im just being jealous and bitter about how he talked to the same girl i have a crush on and he pretty much just disregarded her because she was "normal" and played volleyball for school
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My SO looked forwards to taking me out to dinner and shit on Valentine's day but now we can't fucking go anywhere because mother nature said LOL HAVE THIS FUCKING BLINDING SNOWSTORM." So yeah, now we're stuck in the house with barely any food and we can't do shit about it. Happy fucking Valentine's day to us. Edit: this wouldn't be such a problem if we could just postpone it for another day, but this is the only day he has off for the next week and a half, and after he gets done paying all his bills and shit, he won't have enough money left to even buy a cheap candy bar. So the next time we'd be able to do this is in the middle of March. Edit2: oh yeah! I forgot to mention that he's also sick. So we can't even just stay home and smooch on each other or else I will get sick. Fuck everything.
I hate how bugs in Fallout New Vegas bother me to the point of it being practically unplayable. I can handle bugs in any other game but in Fallout and Skyrim I absolutely can't handle them at all. I remember when I first played it I actually managed to outrun deathclaws by dropping every single item to get to New Vegas and enjoy that part of the game rather than go through the personal hell that are the fire ants.
When people use phone emoticons on Skype or Facebook and it appears as this fucking thing [IMG]http://puu.sh/fVeGP/db50cc3cb1.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47141629]When people use phone emoticons on Skype or Facebook and it appears as this fucking thing [IMG]http://puu.sh/fVeGP/db50cc3cb1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Most browsers should support it 😠😤
[i]*sigh[/i] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kNsnKNm.png[/img]
All my favorite songs are depressing, so it's like I can't listen to them unless I'm already depressed.
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