• Shit That Gets You Mad v20: First World Problems
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My mom managed to disable Adblock, uninstall Malwarebytes, and download 150+ things of malware in less than five minutes. Now I have to go damage control and I'm very angry.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47187637]My mom managed to disable Adblock, uninstall Malwarebytes, and download 150+ things of malware in less than five minutes. Now I have to go damage control and I'm very angry.[/QUOTE] Why the what the how the fuck
I just sent someone an email in a bold green impact font. Apparently my Gmail theme actually changes the font in which my emails are sent, and not just the interface. Not sure if I'm more confused about that, or the font choice the designers made.
planned to shovel driveways to make some money, waiting for my dad to be available because he wants to do it with me. he's not available until sunday of course it has to be just slightly above freezing today, so now there's a pretty thick layer of ice underneath all the snow thank you nature
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47187637]My mom managed to disable Adblock, uninstall Malwarebytes, and download 150+ things of malware in less than five minutes. Now I have to go damage control and I'm very angry.[/QUOTE] When the only tech guy in the household is you, it gets really aggravating that your parents want you to fix the simplest of errors. "Son, can you close my browser?" "My computer's slow, can you fix it?" "Son, can you help me find out why my phone's dying so quickly?" "Son, can you search up 'food recipes'?" Also, fat acceptance. Sure, go ahead and accept that you're fat or overweight. It won't make your heart disease disappear, or make you any more likable.
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47187977]"Son, can you help me find out why my phone's dying so quickly?"[/QUOTE] Legitimate question there. Mine likes to just heat up and drain from hundred to zero in ten minutes for no reason even after rebooting it. Closed every process I could, not in a deadzone, nothing odd. Sucks enough these things only last two days on a single charge.
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;47187995]Legitimate question there. Mine likes to just heat up and drain from hundred to zero in ten minutes for no reason even after rebooting it. Closed every process I could, not in a deadzone, nothing odd. Sucks enough these things only last two days on a single charge.[/QUOTE] Last time my mom had the phone on, she had 18 TABS open and 12 restaurant menu downloads. Honestly it gets annoying.
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47187977]Also, fat acceptance. Sure, go ahead and accept that you're fat or overweight. It won't make your heart disease disappear, or make you any more likable.[/QUOTE] That's ok, I've learned to not give a shit what other people think about me anyway and doing what makes me happy has both greatly increased my quality of life.
When your chemistry teacher gives you homework, and you have no idea how to solve it because it wasn't taught to you. It'd be awesome if any of you know Boyle's Law and could help me.
[QUOTE=LoganIsAwesome;47188295]When your chemistry teacher gives you homework, and you have no idea how to solve it because it wasn't taught to you. It'd be awesome if any of you know Boyle's Law and could help me.[/QUOTE] This but with exams and 90% of the stuff not even mentioned once. The teacher was fired not long after too though, he was an arrogant arsehole anyway.
[QUOTE]Girlfriend says at one point "You know you should just stop being selfish and let your son do what he wants and stay out of his business you hypocrite." Holy shit this bitch[/QUOTE] She'd be missing teeth if that was said to my Mother. On that topic, people that don't respect their mothers OR other peoples' mothers. Nothing lights a bigger fire under my ass than people like that.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47188357]Mother has to wake up early tomorrow for work, doesn't want anyone coming over tonight. Brother calls, wants a ride. Mother tells him no, and not to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He throws a shitfit, hangs up. Brother is rude, girlfriend is loud and rude. Shows up an hour later with his girlfriend. Argument ensues. Girlfriend says at one point "You know you should just stop being selfish and let your son do what he wants and stay out of his business you hypocrite." Holy shit this bitch[/QUOTE] She clearly isn't visioning much of a future with your brother if she's building [I]that[/I] kind of relationship with his family!
Pandora is such a piece of shit. "hey you know that custom radio station that your friend just sent you that's all properly set up and shit? well i'm going to act like it's completely blank and refuse to play anything, i hope you enjoy :^)"
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47187977]Also, fat acceptance. Sure, go ahead and accept that you're fat or overweight. It won't make your heart disease disappear, or make you any more likable.[/QUOTE] I've been around both fat men and women who are great to be around. I suggest you not generalize others.
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47187977]When the only tech guy in the household is you, it gets really aggravating that your parents want you to fix the simplest of errors. "Son, can you close my browser?" "My computer's slow, can you fix it?" "Son, can you help me find out why my phone's dying so quickly?" "Son, can you search up 'food recipes'?" Also, fat acceptance. Sure, go ahead and accept that you're fat or overweight. It won't make your heart disease disappear, or make you any more likable.[/QUOTE] Fat Acceptance is literally just the thought that fat people might not always be in control of their weight Do you think that overweight people don't know or don't believe that it's unhealthy to be 250+ pounds? For some people it's incredibly hard or impossible to keep weight off. Nobody is saying that fat people are infallible and perfectly healthy, literally all that's being said is "Hey, stop calling us awful shit because of things we don't control" Insulting fat people for being fat doesn't make them want to lose weight, it drives them into depression and makes them less likely to do anything about it, too.
My parents have this policy that I can't be on my laptop when I'm home sick from school. I don't necessarily sleep when I'm sick, If I can I will, but usually I can't. So what am I supposed to do, sit and stare at my walls for a whole day, and possibly more days?? Basically it's a "if your well enough to be on a computer than you aren't sick (or sick enough) and should be at school", kind of thing which is in my opinion, ridiculous and a load of complete and utter garbage. My grandma used to send my dad to school even if he had a fever, or was told by a doctor not to go to school; eh my case seems to run in my family, somehow or another, but in a different aspect.
My mouse is starting to fail, right mouse randomly decides double clicking is what I wanted.
Ugh. Work is gunna suck tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Miasmic;47188431]She'd be missing teeth if that was said to my Mother. On that topic, people that don't respect their mothers OR other peoples' mothers. Nothing lights a bigger fire under my ass than people like that.[/QUOTE] you would literally punch your own girlfriend for disrespecting your mum? what the fuck
I fucking hate being snapped at, whiiiich doesn't happent too often. I mean it's human nature, guess it can't be help in some cases, especially damn stupid sleep deprivation. I regret everything RIP
So I find out I might not have to go for my first day at uni tomorrow which is 9 hours long, since the pracs and tutorials for week 1 of one of my units aren't happening. But I have a 3 hour prac for biology at 9am and I have no way to check if that's on or not since the online unit page doesn't open until tomorrow :/
[QUOTE=Cabbage;47189721]you would literally punch your own girlfriend for disrespecting your mum? what the fuck[/QUOTE] thought it was their brother's girlfriend? [editline]22nd February 2015[/editline] Still, I probably wouldn't hit her. But I'm a dude.
[QUOTE=Xubs;47189276]Individuals who spend an intense amount of time looking at and laughing at the cringe-y "artistic" material that young, possibly autistic, nerds make are equally if not more creepy than the material and people they're laughing at. they're obviously compensating for their own shortcomings if they spend most of their time on the internet doing that, I can't find a normal person caring. In fact I think most normal people would just feel bad for the creator that a bunch of weirdos stalk and laugh at them. I know I do.[/QUOTE] Looking up things that makes you cringe seems strange
Its so cold outside. Its been below 0 for more than a week here. I'm usually not one to go stir crazy but holy fuck I want to go out and do something without my boogers becoming icicles in my nose. :v:
I asked my landlord if it would be cool if I could get a pet hamster before I signed the lease agreement and she said "no those will ruin the carpet" yet you allow people to have 2 cats in your small 1 bedroom apartments? I'm a college educated 23 year old who has held multiple jobs I'm sure I can keep a hamster off the carpet
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47190485]I asked my landlord if it would be cool if I could get a pet hamster before I signed the lease agreement and she said "no those will ruin the carpet" yet you allow people to have 2 cats in your small 1 bedroom apartments? I'm a college educated 23 year old who has held multiple jobs I'm sure I can keep a hamster off the carpet[/QUOTE] Just say you will keep the hamster in its cage all the time, I mean that way she can't use "ruin the carpet" argument.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;47189123]I am a murderer of mouses. 6 down in 2 years.[/QUOTE] Death to you and yours. Over the past few years I've safely removed a few mice from the occasional house. Just pick them up real gently and take them outside. My cat will gently bring mice to me (he'll hold them by the nap of their neck similarly to how it'd carry a kitten) and I'll take it outside.
The fact that there doesn't seem to be any proper comfortable temperature. The only comfortable temperature is the one under my duvet in my bed with the window open and it being cold outside. But when I'm anywhere else, it's either always too hot or too cold. Except those rare times in the summer when it's not very hot with the right amount of breeze, which happens almost never.
I think I pulled my groin or something while doing carts yesterday, was slippery as fuck. Nearly fell a few times.
My Dad died last night, two years of fighting cancer, the shit finally got to him. I spent the whole night by his death bed to see him go. I feel terrible.
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