All I remember is once in a dream a girl was coming onto me. The dream ended there.
Wounder if anyone hears you lol.
[QUOTE=twarner3;41640936]Wounder if anyone hears you lol.[/QUOTE]
They have to have a pretty good hearing to pick up the sound of semen erupting from your penis
[QUOTE=Melombine;41641163]They have to have a pretty good hearing to pick up the sound of semen erupting from your penis[/QUOTE]
depends how close they are to it. sometimes I press my ear right onto someone's crotch whilst they sleep
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;41641860]depends how close they are to it. sometimes I press my ear right onto someone's crotch whilst they sleep[/QUOTE]
Hot
And on topic, I've never actually jizzed my pants in my sleep but I don't know if I would mind it at all.
I was about to have one once but then she turned out to have a dick.
Yeah...
hot
Last night i had weird dream where i was in Arkham City for some reason, ended up having a wet dream with one of these girls.
Then fucking Batman interrupted my dream and it became even more weird.
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I think my dream was inspired of these screenshots i took when i played the game some time ago.
I get the most bizarre dreams sometimes.
I have wet dreams pretty frequently. Most are hard to remember but I very distinctly remember my favourite one. I facefucked Emelia Clarke, the actress who plays Daenerys on Game of Thrones.
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I remember my one and only wet dream, I was in a women's only spa, and they were all just walking around in towels and robes getting massaged and sitting in hot tubs naked, it was amazing, then I jizzed, woke up, noticed my underwear was sticky, and fell asleep again.
All the dreams where I have a chance at getting laid (or lucid) I wake up because I realize it's only a dream.
i once had a dream where i lightly brushed my tongue against a man's penis and he ejaculated instantly.
then i woke up
I really wish I had wet dreams! All my friends say when they have a wet dream they wake up with semen all over them, I also wouldn't mind dreaming of fucking the neighbor but that's just me. You know there's also my sexy high school teacher, that one girl in class who always adjusts her bra because she got one size too small, damn there are so many choices! I wonder if you can have wet dreams one after another so I can fuck them all! Except I'm only dreaming and will probably piss myself!
Last time I had a wet dream was 5 years ago. And for some reason months recently I don't have morning wood anymore.
Strange.
[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;41645718]Last time I had a wet dream was 5 years ago. And for some reason months recently I don't have morning wood anymore.
Strange.[/QUOTE]
Could either be puberty stopped for you or blood can't properly transport in and out of your dick.
Once I accidentally stumbled upon a forum full of guys dedicated to achieving wet dreams. They discuss stories, give advice, and post pictures of their cum stains.
I made a thread about it.
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1186566[/url]
[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;41645718]Last time I had a wet dream was 5 years ago. And for some reason months recently I don't have morning wood anymore.
Strange.[/QUOTE]
The absence of morning wood itself isn't anything strange because you can have it in your sleep, therefor not achieving it when waking up. The lack of morning wood combined with erectile dysfunction and/or missing libido could mean low testosterone levels.
[sp]that feel when I have no libido ;_;[/sp]
Now and then yea, regardless of whether I've fapped or not. Typically I'm not usually dreaming of anything when I do, or if I was dreaming I don't remember. I just wake up with a raging hard on and it goes off.
I've fucked my dad, my sister, and my granny.
NONE OF IT WAS GOOD IT WAS BAD VERY BAD ALL OF IT
[QUOTE=fudge blood;41651424]I've fucked my dad, my sister, and my granny.
NONE OF IT WAS GOOD IT WAS BAD VERY BAD ALL OF IT[/QUOTE]
I think what you are meaning to so is you very much enjoyed it
[QUOTE=fudge blood;41651424]I've fucked my dad, my sister, and my granny.
NONE OF IT WAS GOOD IT WAS BAD VERY BAD ALL OF IT[/QUOTE]
RIP
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