• General alcohol discussion
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[QUOTE=fishyfish777;33236173]I don't understand alcohol and don't really have any semblance of a tolerance for it anyways so I'm usually stuck being the designated driver and charging $5 per friend ferried around not that thats a bad thing[/QUOTE] Alcohol tastes good, for instance some whiskeys or wines are excellent. Having a beer with some friends is sheerful. And sometimes being fucking wasted is funny as hell. Although you have to know your limits.
Ugh. I don't ever want to drink. I got hammered as fuck last night, I get about 4 hours of sleep and I wakeup with horrible vomiting (great, food poisoning) and I have a giant hangover. Never in my life have I felt so dehydrated.
everyone here is underaged lmao
At a halloween party I was going to talk to a girl but then she came up to me and said "Are you alright?" because I was leaning against a wall outside and I had already had quite a bit of vodka so really she was just being polite so I thought "well shit now I can't talk to her ebecause she'll think I took it the wrong way" well it was probably for the best because I later learnt she wasn't over her last boyfriend Still better than that time I ended up naked
[QUOTE=bluesky;33236643]Ugh. I don't ever want to drink. I got hammered as fuck last night, I get about 4 hours of sleep and I wakeup with horrible vomiting (great, food poisoning) and I have a giant hangover. Never in my life have I felt so dehydrated.[/QUOTE] to avoid that shit drink lots and lots if water the night before. i don't actually drink that much, usually i just stand around and maybe have a sip or two, but it is funny enough seeing my friends shitfaced drunk and then ranting about how the evil lizard monkey people are controlling the Jews.
Jagermeister fits all occasions. [QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;33233032]Drinking at home, probably alone, is probably a sign of alcoholism. [/QUOTE] Depends why you're doing it. I quite frequently drink at home because being a little less sober helps me concentrate on programming. So if I want to wap down a good few hundred lines of code, I'll have a few drinks. And, I like the taste.
[QUOTE=Man Without Hat;33237036]Jagermeister fits all occasions. Depends why you're doing it. I quite frequently drink at home because being a little less sober helps me concentrate on programming. So if I want to wap down a good few hundred lines of code, I'll have a few drinks. And, I like the taste.[/QUOTE] This. Very rarely do I get drunk. I just don't exactly see the purpose of going out and getting wasted.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33237082]This. Very rarely do I get drunk. I just don't exactly see the purpose of going out and getting wasted.[/QUOTE] I wasn't saying that, I was just saying that drinking at home alone isn't necessarily alcoholism. I'm as for getting utterly tanked at parties and pubs as the people you're arguing with. It's a lot easier to have hilarious events on nights out while wasted. Within limits of course. If it gets to the point where I don't know most of what happened, that's a bit far. Once I apparently passed out in one of my friend's dog beds..
Drinking under 16 is fucking stupid.
i drink beer
[QUOTE=Bengley;33237213]i drink beer[/QUOTE] What kind? I like Corona aka Mexican Piss.
I was at this party, and their was more than just alcohol, and apparently their were undercover cops at the party, because suddenly a fuck ton of cops rush the place, they popped flares in the air and it illuminated the field showing about a hundred kids running. Me and a few others got to the woods, and one of my friends gets shouting, "HEY OVER HERE!", we told him to be quiet and shut the hell up, then we started running through the woods for a couple hours, finally ending up at our friends house. We knocked, looked at us, and was like "you guys look like shit". We had to carry one of the people running with us. We spent the night at his house, woke up at 12, then went home.
Myself and 3 others (1 guy, 2 girls) had a few shots of vodka and a few beers and then went to KFC to get a heap of chicken. Because I work there and they were closing I basically got us a heap of chicken for free, and I mean a fucking heap of chicken. After eating all this 3 of us managed to finish off 2 bottles of vodka (a 1 L and a 750 ml) and about 5 more beers each, I think this was a pretty dangerous amount of alcohol we drank but we didn't really feel the effects because of all the oily and greasy chicken we ate. We then sat down and chain smoked about 5 cigarettes each and when I stood of to take a piss it all hit me at once, my head was spinning, I could hardly even walk. I didn't get sick thankfully, but it was a bloody awesome night.
Mine's sort of awkward.... Trying to walk my mate back to his house from this party we were at, he's absolutely mortal. I decide to call my mum to pick us up, he's 6' 5" and a rugby player so I'm really struggling. When we're waiting for my mum my mate decides he needs a piss so he goes in someones front garden, right in the middle of their rockery......While this is happening, my mum stops in the car alongside us.......
Whats alcohol? dohohoho Saudi Arabia. But seriously. I have to leave the country to drink, spend the weekend in dubai getting wrecked and practicing magic.
[QUOTE=proch;33237131]Drinking under 16 is fucking stupid.[/QUOTE] Wow so 12 year olds can't drink yet 17 year olds can?
Alcohol is an absolute bitch, I can't say I'm addicted to it but I'm certainly teetering on the frequent drinker side. Only once have I ever gone absolutely too far over my limit, after 4 days of heavy drinking, I shook with withdrawals for 12 hours yet I was too hungover to move or drink more. It was a horrific experience and since then I have been conscious of my intake and have limited myself.
One time after waking up from a night out I had my right hand covered in red spray paint, a red spray painted spot on the ass of my jeans, remnants of BBQ chicken up my nose and a used condom in my pocket. I can't remember wtf happened
Yesterday first night with tequila and not ending up cycling into parked cars
I dont really like drinking all too much, but I like the feeling of being drunk. I hate the taste of alcohol. I perfer drugs to be honest.
I hate drinking at these weird places where you suspect people of inbreeding, like i small village-like places because people are fucking dense and only wants to fight. [editline]12th November 2011[/editline] why cant I edit my posts?
I drink because then i wont be shy and pussy about everything. Feel a lot more comfortable with people when drunk.
Cheapest way to get pissed is to go halves with someone on a bottle of supermaket own brand vodka, mix into a bottle of supermarket own brand energy drink. Boom you're already half drunk before a night out for like £5. Alcohol economics is important when you're a student.
I think I may be a little drunk... Just had a wine glass of champagne, 2 light beers and 2 regular beers and currently think Danger Zone is the greatest song ever. This is the first time this has ever happened to me.
Haven't really had any exciting drunk adventures lately. I mean, I have been drunk, but it's just not been anything special. I miss it.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;33232966]The day after last boxing day I woke up in a hotel room with a fat bird after a night on the town, a very ugly fat bird at that. Not really remembering how I got there or even what happened leading up to it. I knew I had to get out of there quickly but first things first, I had to take a piss. To my surprise my friend was asleep in the bathtub, I woke him up and asked where the fuck we were and what he was doing in the bath, he was too busy laughing about the fact I'd spent all night fucking a whale. He did say another friend was next door with another girl so I gave him a knock. He, like me, wanted to make a quick exit but for different reasons (He was lucky and pulled her fit mate, I guess I was acting wingman!), that he stood on and broke her phone but she didn't know yet. So we all got our stuff together and made a swift exit, I woke the beast laying in my bed and she asked if I wanter her number, without answering I got the fuck out of there. The hotel we'd stayed at wasn't too far from my friend's house so we walked back to his place, all the way me being ripped for that girl, to this day it still gets brought up.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of some of my friends. Always bring up what I did the previous night. Seriously, I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER! Also, facebook. Stop tagging me in photos! Again, I REALLY don't fucking want to remember.
I have this crazy strong homebrew wine, do in a few glasses of it and you're set. Only like 3 of my friends and me like it though. More convenient that trying to get served somewhere though i suppose.... but whilst i love pretty much all alcohol apart from alcopops and sourz etc..., I much prefer being stoned.
It's outrageous in my school nowadays. Ever since only people in sixth form started to drink (16 to 18 years of age) back 4 years ago, it's constantly gone down every year and now kids in year 8 (12-13 years of age) drink. People in year 9 and above now go to bars and people in year 10 and above goes to nigh clubs. First time I started to drink was when I was 15, year 11. Everything's just fucked up now. My country, Malaysia, doesn't really have strict rules on drinking. Bouncers are so inefficient that a 14 year old can write that he's born and 20 years of age has passed with a black pen, not edited via photoshop
[QUOTE=Justtin;33244573]Reminds me of some of my friends. Always bring up what I did the previous night. Seriously, I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER! Also, facebook. Stop tagging me in photos! Again, I REALLY don't fucking want to remember.[/QUOTE] The worst thing is they drop subtle hints to my girlfriend. I wasn't with my girl at the time I fucked her but I wouldn't want her knowing I'd lowered myself so low :v:
I always steal the loose change people leave at the bar usually scores me like 10 cheeseburgers
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