• General alcohol discussion
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[QUOTE=MingeCrab;33259121]o snap someone who lives in plymouth[/QUOTE] I'm at Plymouth University, 50% of the entertainment is drinking. I swear i'm turning into a borderline alcoholic.
[QUOTE=Clunj;33271497][b]Alcohol is pure shit[/b] but every now and then [b]I spend a stupid amount of money[/b] in order to facilitate drinking it and then [b]end up regretting it[/b].[/QUOTE] Sounds like either your an alcoholic or just really bad at saving money, seriously though you drink to enjoy not for the sake of it.
I've drank beer, everclear, whiskey, etc. I've never been drunk though.
[QUOTE=jbthekid;33275439]I've drank beer, everclear, whiskey, etc. I've never been drunk though.[/QUOTE] Obviously didn't drink enough... Taking a shot every 4 hours obviously won't get you drunk.
[QUOTE=Mabus;33275398]Sounds like either your an alcoholic or just really bad at saving money, seriously though you drink to enjoy not for the sake of it.[/QUOTE] Yep I'm an alcoholic. No don't be silly, you've no idea of situation or context simply by that piece of text alone. Please, jumping to the conclusion that I'm an alcoholic is ridiculous, I very rarely drink. You're from Ireland, you're an alcohol who eats potatoes, right?
[QUOTE=jbthekid;33275439]I've drank beer, everclear, whiskey, etc. I've never been drunk though.[/QUOTE] When people tell me they drink everclear and didn't get drunk I always find it really hard to believe. It's 190 proof, either you didn't hardly drink any or you're lying. At least that's how it's been in my experience. A funny story on that, a girl I worked with, who was 16 at the time, tried to tell us she drank a fifth of everclear one night. We hadn't laughed that hard in a long time, and we gave her shit about it for weeks. [editline]14th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Clunj;33276703]Yep I'm an alcoholic. No don't be silly, you've no idea of situation or context simply by that piece of text alone. Please, jumping to the conclusion that I'm an alcoholic is ridiculous, I very rarely drink. You're from Ireland, you're an alcohol who eats potatoes, right?[/QUOTE] That's hurtful. Calling someone an alcoholic is one thing, but calling them an alcohol is just mean. Unless it's a flavorful, tasty one.
[QUOTE=Tigster;33276754] That's hurtful. Calling someone an alcoholic is one thing, but calling them an alcohol is just mean. Unless it's a flavorful, tasty one.[/QUOTE] I'm actually a glass of powers that lives under the Blarney Stone and my entire diet consists of potatoes, my neighbours a lepracuan and in my spare time when i'm not beating or riding my wife I enjoy praying then getting involved in drunken brawls.
[QUOTE=Justtin;33276261]Obviously didn't drink enough... Taking a shot every 4 hours obviously won't get you drunk.[/QUOTE] I wasn't trying to get drunk, I was just trying the stuff. I should have put I have tried*..... Anyway, my name's Justin too. :D [editline]14th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Tigster;33276754]When people tell me they drink everclear and didn't get drunk I always find it really hard to believe. It's 190 proof, either you didn't hardly drink any or you're lying. At least that's how it's been in my experience. [/QUOTE] Yeah, I didn't drink enough. I was just trying the stuff. Not too hot.
My friend got drunk at Oxegen music festival on the first night, he passed out in his tent and woke up to find no one at the campsite, so he got up and wandered around really confused(Very Drunk) thinking that everyone had gone home because the festival was over, (bear in mind the festival lasts 4 days). So he walked about 3 miles to the entrance back to the car park and asked people was it over and of course drunken people told him it was haha ....so he continued all the way to the entrance until security told him what was happening .........He told me he was crying as he walked 3 miles haha
[QUOTE=Tigster;33276754]That's hurtful. Calling someone an alcoholic is one thing, but calling them an alcohol is just mean. Unless it's a flavorful, tasty one.[/QUOTE] Balls, haha. [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mabus;33277849]I'm actually a glass of powers that lives under the Blarney Stone and my entire diet consists of potatoes, my neighbours a lepracuan and in my spare time when i'm not beating or riding my wife I enjoy praying then getting involved in drunken brawls.[/QUOTE] Knew it! Would you like me to smuggle you some pornography over next famine?
I don't drink alcohol and I endorse people to abandon alcohol too. But this is Facepunch anyway
[QUOTE=RickieSticki;33285374]I don't drink alcohol and I endorse people to abandon alcohol too. But this is Facepunch anyway[/QUOTE] what is your reasoning behind this ?
[QUOTE=junker|154;33235115]what?[/QUOTE] he drank from bottles that people leave under bridges. He is retarded, and ive already called him and his parents failures. he posted about it in some thread a while back.
I've been dreaming about a proper whiskey night out but it never happens since I can't be arsed to take a taxy to town and back, I must go in my car.
First time I got drunk I was with my dad and he took us to KFC (he was tipsy) and I got recognized by these ugly girls and they kept laughing. That's mostly it. I remember taking one bite and falling asleep. Never forget.
[QUOTE=geogzm;33289587]First time I got drunk I was with my dad and he took us to KFC (he was tipsy) and I got recognized by these ugly girls and they kept laughing. That's mostly it. I remember taking one bite and falling asleep. Never forget.[/QUOTE] Never.
Pre-drinking for a pub crawl with half a litre of vodka is acutally the best idea ever. Seriously I can't remember a thing.
2 weeks ago I was on my way home from the bar. As the dumbfuck I am, I got the idea to piss on the towns church doors. So I unzipped my pants, started pissing, and after 10 seconds I realized that I hadnt pissed on the doors at all. I pissed all over my hand, and my sweater, which was all soaked in piss.
[QUOTE=RickieSticki;33285374]I don't drink alcohol and I endorse people to abandon alcohol too. But this is Facepunch anyway[/QUOTE] While alcohol isn't exactly good for you it's a good laugh once in a while Pretty much unavoidable at University/College
Last time I got really drunk, I ended up in someone's hot tub in just my boxers. Then I think I played Beatles Rock Band drums for like 4 hours straight. Big long blank space, then woke up on the couch with pants on, but boxers on the floor next to me. Wut.
[QUOTE=Zovox;33300946]2 weeks ago I was on my way home from the bar. As the dumbfuck I am, I got the idea to piss on the towns church doors. So I unzipped my pants, started pissing, and after 10 seconds I realized that I hadnt pissed on the doors at all. I pissed all over my hand, and my sweater, which was all soaked in piss.[/QUOTE] Jesus saw you unzipping and thought "not this shit again"
fuck it lets get wrecked
Going out Friday, I would like to pre-drink with a liquor. Anyone recommend one that tastes alright on it's own and isn't too expensive? (available in the UK is a must :v:)
amaretto all day
[QUOTE=Trumple;33303014]Going out Friday, I would like to pre-drink with a liquor. Anyone recommend one that tastes alright on it's own and isn't too expensive? (available in the UK is a must :v:)[/QUOTE] not a big amaretto fan. white sambuca or jagermeister are pre-drink spirits of choice provided you like aniseed/liquorice.
Hm, this thread reminds me of a friend who always stole the locks from public toilets when drunk. Same guy committed suicide few years back. Bit sad, really.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;33304020]Hm, this thread reminds me of a friend who always stole the locks from public toilets when drunk. Same guy committed suicide few years back. Bit sad, really.[/QUOTE] I once breach and cleared a toilet cubicle door while my friend was in it. I shouted 'This is the police back the fuck up!' and kicked the door. The little plastic slidey-lock thing shattered and the door hit him in the back
[QUOTE=Lord Pirate;33303648]not a big amaretto fan. white sambuca or jagermeister are pre-drink spirits of choice provided you like aniseed/liquorice.[/QUOTE] Hmm not too keen on licorice, any other suggestions?
[QUOTE=Trumple;33304477]Hmm not too keen on licorice, any other suggestions?[/QUOTE] Dark rum? If you get a heavily flavoured one then it's harder to taste the alcohol. But if you don't like the flavour of rum then the lighter rums might be worth a try. Or maybe something like Southern Comfort but I don't know how alcoholic it is. But basically if flavour is your priority then go for liqueurs like Sourz or something. It'll be more expensive but they are VERY drinkable.
[QUOTE=Lord Pirate;33305046]Dark rum? If you get a heavily flavoured one then it's harder to taste the alcohol. But if you don't like the flavour of rum then the lighter rums might be worth a try. Or maybe something like Southern Comfort but I don't know how alcoholic it is. But basically if flavour is your priority then go for liqueurs like Sourz or something. It'll be more expensive but they are VERY drinkable.[/QUOTE] Sourz don't really get you drunk enough in my experience. Plan is to get smashed this Friday :v: Never tried dark rum, I'll give it a shot. (no pun intended) Anyone recommend one? Preferably a common one I could find at an off-licence or something
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