• General alcohol discussion
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[QUOTE=Trumple;33362865]And that's the last time I take advice on what to drink from Lord Pirate. Rum is horrible, but I suppose it was pretty fun after I drank it. And hey, I managed to post in the right thread![/QUOTE] camel urine and absinthe. literally the tastiest drink ever. trust me. but in all seriousness with a username like mine, what did you think I would suggest? A white rum like bacardi is much nicer than dark rum so maybe I should have suggested that instead. I could have been a right bastard and suggested tequila or neat gin though. You have my apologies.
fuck yeah £4.00 for a litre of german wine
[QUOTE=Devodiere;33345245]Alcohol is pretty much poison and can have some serious effects, no doubt about that, it has a different place to other drugs in our society though which mitigates the effects a lot. The culture around it and how tightly enforced government regulations are make it a good deal safer. This is in Australia though where we put [url=http://i.imgur.com/KWijK.jpg]grotesque images on cigarette packs[/url] trying to get people to stop while the government sets out a system for how much you can drink and still be pretty healthy (10ml of alcohol is a standard drink, no more than 4 standard drinks average for the week, no more than 6 on one day, have two alcohol free days). Then you see how the different culture around alcohol in places like the Northern Territory with Aboriginals and they have a lot of real problems with alcohol to the point they have considered banning it.[/QUOTE] Shit went over my quota
[QUOTE=Lord Pirate;33363801]but in all seriousness with a username like mine, what did you think I would suggest?[B] A white rum like bacardi is much nicer than dark rum[/B] so maybe I should have suggested that instead. I could have been a right bastard and suggested tequila or neat gin though. You have my apologies.[/QUOTE] You are not a pirate. I hereby strip you of all your privileges and rights. Get to cleaning the deck. You'll be doing that for the rest of your days. Bacardi is a fucking shit rum. A good widespread rum would be morgan's spiced or that one with the coconut.
Heavy drinker. Love me some Leinenkugel Red Lager The other day, the lady I have interest in had a bunch of guys over at her apartment. Douche-bag neighbor who I think she likes started shit with the bigger dude who bought us beer. Resulted in the bigger dude and a couple others beating the shit out of douche-bag neighbor and trashing her apartment. She went to the bathroom and cried Threw everyone out of the apartment and brought the fuckhead neighbor home. Stayed up with her, got her ice cream, pizza and watched Juno until she fell asleep. Carried her back to her bed and cleaned her apartment and left after. Was planning on asking her out but......yeah.
Vodka for everyone.
Downed a White Russian made with Bailey's earlier tonight. It was excellent, I may have finally beat the gin and tonic.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;33363424]you're on cheap vodka, literally the cheapest you can find f u[/QUOTE] All vodka tastes horrible to me so I guess I can deal with that I'll post results [editline]21st November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Lord Pirate;33363801]camel urine and absinthe. literally the tastiest drink ever. trust me. but in all seriousness with a username like mine, what did you think I would suggest? A white rum like bacardi is much nicer than dark rum so maybe I should have suggested that instead. I could have been a right bastard and suggested tequila or neat gin though. You have my apologies.[/QUOTE] Haha I'm kidding but I'll do a little research beforehand next time. I was literally just wondering around the off licence thinking what to buy, when I remembered you suggested dark rum. Saw a bottle and grabbed it. The night was pretty fun, I remember laughing hysterically at a padlock in a shop window for a while. The downside was the next day, doing work with a hangover is pretty tough!
I love vodka on its own as long as it isnt cheap. Last vodka I had made my tongue numb. [editline]21st November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;33367999]Downed a White Russian made with Bailey's earlier tonight. It was excellent, I may have finally beat the gin and tonic.[/QUOTE] I tried a white russian last time I went clubbing, not a fan.
Had a few bottles of Hoegaarden last night while watching Van Damme in Double Team. It's a nice blonde beer. Belgians really do know how to brew fine drinks.
[QUOTE=Man Without Hat;33341941]Half a bottle of jager last night, and a few mixed shots. I didn't kill anyone, I didn't beat up my female friends, I didn't ruin my family and I'm not addicted. [editline]19th November 2011[/editline] Bowling drunk is far superior to bowling sober.[/QUOTE] Bowling sucks anyway.
[QUOTE=The one that is;33337497]Alcohol is a stupid legal substance. It's an amazing substance known to cause domestic violence, ruined families and death as well as an impressive abuse and addiction rate. What a fucking great thing to keep legal. Then again I may be biased because my life has been utterly destroyed around me by other's consuming alcohol. Random drunk drivers, family members, etc...[/QUOTE] Sure, this is General Alcohol Discussion, but it's by no means a place to point fingers at people who enjoy it in moderation and further victimize yourself based on personal history nobody cares about. I'll be coming off crass in this post, but it's simply due to the influx of people (read: underage teens) who have little to no experience with alcohol whatsoever. Drinking should be [b]enjoyed[/b] and consumed in [b]moderation[/b]. By far most people who drink can abide these two simple steps and are therefore considered [b]users[/b], but there will always be a minority that can't handle it. These people are [b]abusers[/b]. It's legal because some people drink to have some extra fun sprinkled on their weekends, while it doesn't affect the majority while they work. A night out wouldn't be the same with a Pepsi in hand, rather than a Carlsberg. Fucked up stories are part of adolescence, and shape you as an adult. Yes, I just said that. If you're a prude prick who ruins peoples fun while adolescent, you're going to be lonely. If you accept that people drink for fun, and you can actually comprehend the fact that everything in the world isn't fair and just, then you might fare a bit better. You don't have to drink to accept people who do, but you might as well get used to it, because it's much more common than smoking cigarettes, and tell me again why [i]that[/i] shit is legal? With all that said, you can now all bash me for my point of view. I'll gladly reply to anything.
Last time I drank I pissed my pants and had sex with this pumpkin. [thumb]http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/8820/lolpqq.jpg[/thumb] You can't really tell, but she was dressed as a pumpkin.
Hope you didnt piss yourself before you got some action. If so id check she has a sense of smell.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;33364518]You are not a pirate. I hereby strip you of all your privileges and rights. Get to cleaning the deck. You'll be doing that for the rest of your days. Bacardi is a fucking shit rum. A good widespread rum would be morgan's spiced or that one with the coconut.[/QUOTE] I originally suggested Captain Morgans which is a dark rum that has a fucking pirate on the bottle. I would have suggested Malibu or Morgan's Spiced (hereby known as lady-rum) but they are only about 20% and I was asked to suggest spirits. But yes, bacardi maybe shit rum but it is also cheapish and not too heavily flavoured so is good for mixing. For all those who have a problem with cheap vodka, get creative! Me and my sister bought 3litres of tesco imperial vodka (NEVER value vodka) and we split it off into smaller amounts and made a variety of flavoured vodka. We did all the colours of skittles, pear drops (very nice) and we also did a bottle of [url=http://img.shinyshack.com/l_refreshers.jpg]Refreshers[/url] vodka which apparently was very nice. Can't really say much about the last one though cos I don't remember drinking it.
Budweiser/Bud Light Keeps me warm on those long winter nights
god I wouldn't go anywhere near american budweiser. How do you drink it, it tastes almost nothing like beer D: Czech budweiser, on the other hand, now that's a decent drink :>
[QUOTE=lil timmy;33371559]god I wouldn't go anywhere near american budweiser. How do you drink it, it tastes almost nothing like beer D: Czech budweiser, on the other hand, now that's a decent drink :>[/QUOTE] The real budvar makes my heart sing :) Also, Staropramen
Lindeboom and Oranjeboom are also pretty fine lagers, but my current favourite is the dark lager Köstritzer - which is now on tap at one of my favourite bars :D
[QUOTE=Led Zeppelin;33336773]On a lighter note, Jack and Coke is my drink of choice for the night. The little caffeine boost from the coke is a nice touch.[/QUOTE] Same, jack n coke is my drink of choice. I'm a real lightweight, so I drink like 3-4 of them in a few hours and I'm buzzing the whole night. I don't really get hyper even when I drink a decent cup of coffee, so I really doubt coke makes me hyper, but I think it's just alcohol in general that does that to me. When I'm tipsy (hate getting properly drunk, makes me lazy, and I just wanna put my head down and sit), I tend to loosen up, I want to dance, talk to everyone. Also, I tend to hug everyone or touch their hair. I dunno why. I love that I'm friendly and not at all aggressive when I drink.
[QUOTE=Warnipple;33234727]I used to drink Bacardi 151 straight because I'm retarded and because its easy to get drunk off it. Don't do it anymore for obvious reasons.[/QUOTE] Somehow when i was 18 i could drink that stuff just fine. Now that i'm 25 i can't touch it. I can possibly mix it in with something, but if i try and take it straight like i used to, i will throw up every where. I am such a bitch. Though, i have learned to enjoy beer. Well, good beers. There's this beer by Boulevard named Sunshine Wheat, that shit is like drinking a magical rainbow of flavor. A story, my friends and i go out and drink every wednesday. We usually get a little drunk and then head back to his house. It's a short drive (Literally a straight line, and 20 feet after a left turn. But no, i never drive when i'm completely hammered, that's taxi time). Anyhow, about 4 beers is all it takes to get a DUI, i will explain how i know this briefly. Anyway, we usually have 8-10 beers a piece, and maybe a shot or two. Nothing too much, but we would definitely have trouble with a breathalyzer. So, i always drive, because i'm just nice like that. And because i'm best at drinking enough to have a good time, but not be falling all over and hitting shit with my car. So, i got pulled over about 2 weeks ago for expired tags on my license plates. They had expired in July, and somehow i didn't notice (The DMV also didn't send me the usual "renew your shit bro!" letter they do). Anyhow, i got stopped on the way home, and had 2 beers at work after i got off from cooking. I couldn't even feel a slight buzz coming, but i told the truth and said "I had 2 beers over the past 2 hours after getting off work". So she makes me get out of the car and do the whole sobriety test. Balancing on one leg, walking a tiny line, following her finger for 10 minutes. Now, i've tried them multiple times since the incident with absolutely no alcohol, and you have to maintain absolute perfect balance for about 2/3 of a minute. It sounds easy, but any little movement gets held against you. Not to mention that i was doing this in shorts and a thin hoodie because i wasn't expecting to be standing outside for 20 minutes. But, the point of that long as story was being thankful that while it sucked to get pulled over and have to do all that shit (I blew a .037, under by about 2 or 3 beers of the .080 limit of Missouri) and get a ticket for expired tags. But thinking of how expensive it would have been to get pulled over on any of the Wednesday nights where my friends and I were driving and definitely would have been over .080, i could be a little thankful.
i am alcohol
[QUOTE=Maagiline;33675886]i am alcohol[/QUOTE] i can attest to this statement
heineken anyone?
slurp [editline]11th December 2011[/editline] I love me some O'Douls
[QUOTE=zzzz;33676785]heineken anyone?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;UbxGgCY9PKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxGgCY9PKw[/video]
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;33336258]Why isn't this in Drug Discussion? Alcohol is generally considered one of the worst things you can put in your body. So is Drug Discussion just [i]illegal[/i] drug discussion? If so is Facepunch promoting illegal drugs? Very hypocritical, IMO.[/QUOTE] Nope we talk about all drugs in DD not just illegal ones.
Jägerbombs erryday.
robitussin erryday
Love me some alcohol. Problem for me is that I'm too young (16) so I can't buy it myself, and I know nobody that can buy for me, agh.
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