The Generally Just Creepy Stuff Thread V2: Hyperrealism, Content, or GTFO.
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[QUOTE=SockFC;31081472]Could any of you please post a video I've been trying to find? It was a recording of an ESP and was posted in this thread earlier.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZAv2kzViI[/media]
Is this the video you were talking about?
[QUOTE=Artemis;31107435]I love birthday parties. I've been out all day preparing for Lisa's 17th.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Artemis;31107435]I placed the 17 candles on the cake and lit them. I pushed the cake in front of Lisa then turned to my right and lit the 18th candle.[/QUOTE]
Why are there 18 candles for a 17th birthday?
[QUOTE=I Am A Rock;31115833]Why are there 18 candles for a 17th birthday?[/QUOTE]
That's like asking why Buffalo Bill had lotion.
[QUOTE=I Am A Rock;31115833]Why are there 18 candles for a 17th birthday?[/QUOTE]
The 18th was the Apple one to cover up the smell I think. Great story, Artemis.
[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;31103976]Do you normally talk like that?[/QUOTE]
No, I'm really pussy and alone.
Not really meant to be creepypasta, but it's a true story. I can't find the creepy-stuff-that-happened-to-you thread, so I'll post it here.
About a year ago, my brother wanted me to download an MMORPG called Mabigoni. He wanted me to do it for him because he didn't know how. I figured the site that had the game called Mabigoni would be called Mabigoni.com, or something similar enough for the browser to be redirected, so that's what I typed in. Apparently I spelled it wrong or something (I didn't look at what I typed) and put in Magibon.com. It went to a website that played an unpausable (if that's a word >.>) video in full screen that was pretty creepy. I don't remember it that well, I remember a baby doll with maggots crawling around it, but that's it. It seemed like a pretty typical video but I was still scared because it was so unexpected.
To make it even more creepy, I typed "magibon" in on youtube to see if the video was there (I went back one page as sort of an instinct because I was startled) and all I found was a bunch of videos of an asian girl.
Website: [URL="http://magibon.com"]magibon.com[/URL]
That's a pretty creepy video, but the little 'video 1' 2 and 3 links at the top kind of kill the stmosphere.
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;31140342]Not really meant to be creepypasta, but it's a true story. I can't find the creepy-stuff-that-happened-to-you thread, so I'll post it here.
About a year ago, my brother wanted me to download an MMORPG called Mabigoni. He wanted me to do it for him because he didn't know how. I figured the site that had the game called Mabigoni would be called Mabigoni.com, or something similar enough for the browser to be redirected, so that's what I typed in. Apparently I spelled it wrong or something (I didn't look at what I typed) and put in Magibon.com. It went to a website that played an unpausable (if that's a word >.>) video in full screen that was pretty creepy. I don't remember it that well, I remember a baby doll with maggots crawling around it, but that's it. It seemed like a pretty typical video but I was still scared because it was so unexpected.
To make it even more creepy, I typed "magibon" in on youtube to see if the video was there (I went back one page as sort of an instinct because I was startled) and all I found was a bunch of videos of an asian girl
Website: [URL="http://magibon.com"]magibon.com[/URL][/QUOTE]
Nopenopenopenopenope.
Video game/lost episode creepypastas never scare me. I don't even see why people bother writing them if they don't end up being creepy. The only video game creepypastas I like are the ones written by trolls.
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;31140342]Not really meant to be creepypasta, but it's a true story. I can't find the creepy-stuff-that-happened-to-you thread, so I'll post it here.
About a year ago, my brother wanted me to download an MMORPG called Mabigoni. He wanted me to do it for him because he didn't know how. I figured the site that had the game called Mabigoni would be called Mabigoni.com, or something similar enough for the browser to be redirected, so that's what I typed in. Apparently I spelled it wrong or something (I didn't look at what I typed) and put in Magibon.com. It went to a website that played an unpausable (if that's a word >.>) video in full screen that was pretty creepy. I don't remember it that well, I remember a baby doll with maggots crawling around it, but that's it. It seemed like a pretty typical video but I was still scared because it was so unexpected.
To make it even more creepy, I typed "magibon" in on youtube to see if the video was there (I went back one page as sort of an instinct because I was startled) and all I found was a bunch of videos of an asian girl
Website: [URL="http://magibon.com"]magibon.com[/URL][/QUOTE]
It actually shows the asian girl you found in Youtube on the websites video. Her face appears now and then.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPILhiTJv7E&feature=player_embedded[/media]
This is creepypasta fodder.
Rather unsettling to see so many abandoned cities, so much living space but not enough buyers. They REALLY need to shrink down the price so people can ACTUALLY BUY these places.
So many lovely places to live, and yet many Chinese still live in these hovels. China needs to get it's arse in order and actually CARE for it's citizens. After all, isn't that what governments are supposed to do?
Can anybody suggest me a good paranormal horror movie? I've watched Paranormal Activity (1/2) and The 4th type, and that's the kind of horror I like.
[editline]16th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=GeneralMastiff;31107354][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/i8RxfrcCekn651wtIvORsHaco1_500.jpg[/img]
[img]http://blog.psprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/creepy-bread-ad.jpg[/img]
weren't the 50's just great?[/QUOTE][img]http://gabrielecirulli.com/p/20110716-152632.png[/img]
[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.png?1300420314[/img]
Half of every creepypasta content:
"I decided to do something, got a warning, but continued anyways"
and half of this thread's content:
Russian Stories
"SKELETON POPPED OUT"
Shitty "I wrote this one my self" Creepypastas.
[QUOTE=RetaDepa;31150508][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPILhiTJv7E&feature=player_embedded[/media]
This is creepypasta fodder.[/QUOTE]
I would love to live there. I could do whatever the fuck I wanted, and I wouldn't even have to say "fuck da police" because there would be no police.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;31099927]Creepyception?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IJws4BK_ag[/media]
Creepy Bangladesh Indian guy.[/QUOTE]
Camera shy.
[editline]17th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=GeneralMastiff;31039010][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100817180552/creepypasta/images/b/b9/1281930591804.gif[/img] who here has read "Scary stories to tell in the dark?"[/QUOTE]
Dude, that thing freaks me out even now. Though not as much..
My friend used to take this book, turn to this page, and shove it in front of my face.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;31166289]Camera shy.
[editline]17th July 2011[/editline]
Dude, that thing freaks me out even now. Though not as much..
My friend used to take this book, turn to this page, and shove it in front of my face.[/QUOTE]
Why would this "friend" do such a thing?
Next time, just slap his weiner with your weiner.
does anyone have the link to the video i reqeusted
Repost from the old thread
[quote]It all started when Rosa's hair took on a life of it's own, trying to consume stray cats. Harvey the Rabbit didn't appreciate that one bit, so he removed all of the bullets from Jad's wristwatch. Deprived of his ability to check lacrosse scores, Jad was reduced to counting to fifty by twos on a repeated basis for many days.
"EXCREMENT!" Jad yelped in despair as his ant colony disappeared into Kelbris's drumset. Rosa could do nothing but pour her root beer float into the cookie jar.
"We should try to bifurcate the pornographic priestess." BEN offered, shredding the statue of liberty against a smoky chair.
"The amazonians are dependent on us." Nekko dictated, pointing his ankles toward the oncoming, menacing army of hammers.
"VERITABLY!" Jad shot his rubber bands at the bulbs, backing toward the socks at the other end of the rainbow. Rosa took a picture with her pocket elephant, storing it inside her cardboard dice.
Ostriches emerged from the coat pockets of Kelbris, launching flaming tampons at the coconuts covered in lotion. Rosa took the opportunity to leave, intending to try to return spoiled milk to Seven Eleven for store credit. BEN ate a pretzel and then fled to Mexico. Rosa started to smell like teen spirit, leaving only Jad and the Kelbris to attempt to solve the crossword puzzle.
"OBJURGATE!" Jad cried as his tennis racket ran out of ink. He hurled it toward the Nokia salesman standing on the set of Oprah. BEN ran away from the madness to go drink a soda from which he contracted breast cancer.
Kelbris began to sexually abuse a book, which both annoyed and aroused Jad. Somewhere far away, Ryukaki was constructing a cotton candy machine that produced corn on the cob. Rosa had the unfortunate experience of watching Joey urinate while jamming to Bon Jovi. Given setbacks, it was decided they should fall back and watch episodes of I Love Lucy.
"HACKNEYED!" Jad said in an annoyed tone.
"Battlefield Earth is on at a cinnamon to toast." BEN announced, looking the sopping dog over carefully.
"I demand meat-eating orchids." Rosa crossed her arms over her opacity. But that was okay because she was so horny. Kelbris continued to swear up and down that he didn't have any light bulb coupons but the god of furries wouldn't have it.
"If she floats then she's not a witch." Rosa pointed out, to which Nekko nodded. Without warning, an army of angry chinese men stormed through the plumbing and began to write a love song. Sadly, Jad forgot to carry the exponent.
"STRENUOUS!" he exclaimed, falling to his knees in frustration. Kelbris began to rape the great pumpkin with Ryukaki filming, BEN stroked his tire iron up and down while buying lottery tickets.
"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness." Rosa announced. Mr. D was inspired by the monologue.
"AFLAC!" Jad jumped up and ran off into the vacuum. Rosa pulled a pair of shotguns from under her skirt, loading them with squirrels.
"We must begin our journey." Rosa insisted, checking her Nintendo Entertainment System for any water beetles. When it had none, she prepared her vending machine.
""""
The grass was green and the birds and the sun were almost down from the top of the sky. Jad extended his claws made of yogurt and jumped fifty feet in the air towards the mass of goat herders.
"PERISH!" He began to shove all manner of staplers into the ears of the unfortunate victims.
"He possesses the purple thumb." Rosa said proudly, hurling paper airplanes in every direction. Rosa then began to do the Loveshack dance, BEN received a nasty case of AIDs in his ear.
Kelbis had sold Ryukaki to the Moon Children for twenty three dollars and ninety eight ducks, leaving him with the funds to purchase a brand new game boy camera. He began to dance at the murder scene to elevator music. He really hated those goodie-goodies.
"MURDEROUS!" Jad screamed, pointing emphatically at the massive pile of cocaine that rode in on a unicorn. Seated at the top of it was The Old Man, holding a fistful of semen in his right hand.
Suddenly, Jad went super-saiyan and started boiling eggs. Kelbris began to light his knickers on fire. A massive noose made of cheese fell from the sky, and Rosa wasted no time in starting to use it to clean her pliers and blowtorch.
Wasting no more time, Jad jumped into the lake of mud and bleach, Rosa hot on his heels. Kelbris and BEN were distracted by a copy of Majora's Mask flying overhead. Kelbris folded himself up into a suitcase and logged into IMDB to rate The Dark Knight a 1 out of 10.
""""
"How does that taste?" Rosa asked as she dipped her rooster into the puddle of towels.
"EXUBERANT!" Cried Jad, raising his bloody, severed T-Rex head into the air. He chucked his mashed potatoes into the gaping maw of flesh before him, roaring in triumph. Then, he was suddenly joined by the hip to a large monkey and began to spin around while standing inside of an upside down umbrella.
In the next second, Rosa's pet ear began to morph into a water bottle, from which sprung a ten foot tall Elegy of Emptiness statue. She tried to scream, but realized her mouth had turned into a lobster. She tried to run but her legs were just an illusion as there was no spoon. Kelbris grabbed her, growling in the Batman voice as he opened the door, got on the floor, and started to walk the dinosaur.
"HAM!" Jad roared, fists raised into the air as he watched.
Nekko and Mr. D finally showed up, although they were still pre-occupied with ponderings of how they could harvest earlobes from hamsters. Jad smacked Kelbris with a twenty foot long subway sandwich, causing him to remember how many holes it took to fill the albert hall.
"It's time to push it to the limit!" Kelbris whipped out a giant magnet from within his trenchcoat and quickly acquired all of the soda cans in the world, using them to power a custard machine that would distribute blocks of frozen blood cubes across the universe.
"Such a dirty old man." Rosa chided as The Happy Mask Salesmen began running his wine bottles over the corpses of snowmen.
And that's how babies are born. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Flarey;31171891]does anyone have the link to the video i reqeusted[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rxrYKODrdQ[/media]
I forget if I asked this long ago, but has anyone experienced Pig Day yet?
This video scares the living shit out of me. The fetus looks like an alien and [I]I hate aliens[/I].
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s[/hd]
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;31140342]Not really meant to be creepypasta, but it's a true story. I can't find the creepy-stuff-that-happened-to-you thread, so I'll post it here.
About a year ago, my brother wanted me to download an MMORPG called Mabigoni. He wanted me to do it for him because he didn't know how. I figured the site that had the game called Mabigoni would be called Mabigoni.com, or something similar enough for the browser to be redirected, so that's what I typed in. Apparently I spelled it wrong or something (I didn't look at what I typed) and put in Magibon.com. It went to a website that played an unpausable (if that's a word >.>) video in full screen that was pretty creepy. I don't remember it that well, I remember a baby doll with maggots crawling around it, but that's it. It seemed like a pretty typical video but I was still scared because it was so unexpected.
To make it even more creepy, I typed "magibon" in on youtube to see if the video was there (I went back one page as sort of an instinct because I was startled) and all I found was a bunch of videos of an asian girl
Website: [URL="http://magibon.com"]magibon.com[/URL][/QUOTE]
That wasn't as creepy as I thought it would be.
[QUOTE=kwk;31166351]Why would this "friend" do such a thing?
Next time, just slap his weiner with your weiner.[/QUOTE]
Not shove.. like literally shove. But show it to me.
We were like 7 years old bored in a classroom.
Don't give me a lecture on friends, trust me. I have none.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;31184263]Not shove.. like literally shove. But show it to me.
We were like 7 years old bored in a classroom.
Don't give me a lecture on friends, trust me. I have none.[/QUOTE]
You have one now...
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;30393936][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswkYHQSLrQ[/media]
No scary, but this safety video is creepy...[/QUOTE]
That part with the combusted gas tank taking flight was epic.
[QUOTE=MaveDustaine;31094856]I'm tired of generic "Children's show/video game gone wrong" pastas.[/QUOTE]
you're always tired, you metallica reject
[QUOTE=CdeMonkey;31184679]You have one now...[/QUOTE]
Hah, I hardly know you.
Seriously though, I'm used to being 'alone in world' kinda mind set. Yeah I do have people I go with. Hell, they call me friend. But my definition of friend is someone who can back you up and won't abandon you.
So far, I haven't found one yet.
[QUOTE=ironman17;31151441]Rather unsettling to see so many abandoned cities, so much living space but not enough buyers. They REALLY need to shrink down the price so people can ACTUALLY BUY these places.
So many lovely places to live, and yet many Chinese still live in these hovels. China needs to get it's arse in order and actually CARE for it's citizens. After all, isn't that what governments are supposed to do?[/QUOTE]
I'd kinda like to live in one of those empty apartments only to explore the city at its peak of emptiness for the shear sense of adventure.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;31186266]Hah, I hardly know you.
Seriously though, I'm used to being 'alone in world' kinda mind set. Yeah I do have people I go with. Hell, they call me friend. But my definition of friend is someone who can back you up and won't abandon you.
So far, I haven't found one yet.[/QUOTE]
I thought I was the only one.
Want to be friends?
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31188585]I thought I was the only one.
Want to be friends?[/QUOTE]
Yeh, I'd love to but I'm sure you've already forgotten this post.
Through my experiences I find that most people don't have genuine friends, as in my definition of friends. I've already accepted the fact that I'm alone in this world.
So no.
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