[quote]If it has a hole, you can fuck it.[/quote]
Inspirational as hell guys.
No fun guaranteed.
stop being so [B]fucking happy[/B]
"You can never have too much fuel, unless you're on fire" - Anonymous writer
[QUOTE]Anyone with a clipboard…it’s never good news.[/QUOTE]
[B]-Karl Pilkington[/B]
[QUOTE]"Life is either a grand adventure, or nothing at all."
- Riller, 2014. Written from his bedroom in his mother's house while browsing Facepunch on christmas morning.[/QUOTE]
"That's so 20th century"
- Me, complaining to company system administrator about small server data allocation for each user
[quote]I've pretty much been leaving a bread crumb trail of gayness.[/quote]
-Eminem
[quote]FFTTZZTT[/quote]
me describing the sound of three guitars pushed through very thick and distorted fuzz pedals playing at the same time
"Yeah! Taking it up the butt like a real thug!"
[QUOTE]Dan Was Boobies[/QUOTE]
short but profound
[QUOTE]Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.[/QUOTE]
-game of thrones
"Haste makes paste"
I'll suck yo dick.
Don't be like me.
Dicks on sticks.
<NAME> got his dick wet
quoth the raven, "BIG BOOTY BITCHES"
"She looks like she clamps a car battery to her nipples when she goes to sleep at night"
[QUOTE]"I should be mad that my girlfriend brought a stranger to our bedroom, but now... Now I am just too horny for that..."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I'm gonna fucking slap your eyeballs.[/QUOTE]
My friend quoted me saying this when we were playing CSGO.
I'd rather die than go to heaven
Nothing is stronger than love, except Hafthór Björnsson, that guy can deadlift 900lb raw.
[QUOTE=cathal6606;46872061]Nothing is stronger than love, except Hafthór Björnsson, that guy can deadlift 900lb raw.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUcHKAj_tc[/media]
"There is no reason to be alive if you cant do deadlift"
[QUOTE]A: What is the direction I should go to get to Moscow?
B: Down my pants.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]How come you can drink a drink but can't food a food?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] C'est la vie [/quote]
"Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house."
- Louis Ck
[QUOTE]Fast and steady wins the race[/QUOTE]
"your body will know peace when the bacon enters it"
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