[QUOTE]the Trojan war would have gone differently if the Trojans had looked a gift horse in the mouth.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Gimme $20[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Time heals all wounds, and laughter is the best medicine, so tell your doctor to get a real job.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][URL="http://wizzywizzyweb.gmgcdn.com/media/products/postal-2/screenshots/large-3-640x350.jpg"][I]"Make a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."[/I][/URL][/QUOTE]
[quote]Do whatever the fuck you want, don't let anyone tell you otherwise[/quote]
-Me
[quote]You got a make a statement. You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'What am I willing to put up with today?'[/quote]
-Arin Hanson
[quote]I don't need your pussy, bitch I'm on my own dick[/quote]
- Ye
[QUOTE][b]If Internet Explorer has the guts to make it your default browser, then you will have the guts to ask that girl out[/b]
-Abraham Lincoln[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]If you can break an onahole just by using it normally you have a big dick
-My friend after I told him I broke my onahole[/QUOTE]
"I can have fun without drinking."
"Yeah? Well i can drink without having fun."