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Year 549: [quote]-Siege of Rome: The Ostrogoths under Totila besiege Rome for the third time after Belisarius has returned to Constantinople. He offers a peace agreement, but this is rejected by emperor Justinian I. -Totila conquers the city of Perugia (Central Italy) and stations an Gothic garrison. He takes bishop Herculanus prisoner and orders him to be completely flayed. The Ostrogoth soldier ask to perform this gruesome execution shows pity and decapitates Herculanus before the skin on every part of his body is removed. -In the Circus Maximus, first and largest circus in Rome, are the last chariot races held [/quote] Also anyone with a post count of over 2013, use [URL]http://www.futuretimeline.net/[/URL] for ideas.
Year 1183 was pretty chill. Nothing much happened. The Peace of Constance is signed between Frederick Barbarossa and the Lombard League. Three-year old Emperor Go-Toba ascends to the throne of Japan after the forced abdication of his brother Emperor Antoku during the Genpei War. Taira no Munemori and the Taira clan take the young Emperor Antoku and the three sacred treasures and flee to western Japan to escape pursuit by the Minamoto clan. William of Tyre is excommunicated by the newly appointed Heraclius of Jerusalem, firmly ending their struggle for power. Andronicus I Comnenus becomes Byzantine Emperor. Joseph of Exeter writes the first account of a sport resembling cricket. The Siege of Kerak is waged between the Ayyubids and the Crusaders, in which regent Guy of Lusignan refuses to fight. Saladin conquers Syria and becomes sultan.
2872 The world as we know it has long since come to a standstill. The economy spun out of control and never recovered. Nuclear war sprouted up on this planet, forcing a brutal and permanent nuclear war of attrition. The worldwide civilian populace have largely had to fend for themselves. Over 800 years have passed, and no end is in sight for this brutal conflict. Areas that the nations' generals have forgotten about have become hideously overgrown. This is our future turned present. This is the dark future of our planet. This is... 2872
Why does everyone have post-apocalyptic futures? I wanna see some nice ones.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;40251866]Why does everyone have post-apocalyptic futures? I wanna see some nice ones.[/QUOTE] But that would require writing fiction. :v:
The world still reeling over the fact that they just murdered Jesus a couple of months ago "That was kind of fucked up guys, don't you think?"
[QUOTE=Zorlok;40250827]Things.[/QUOTE] I'm happy I won't be alive by then.
[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;40251866]Why does everyone have post-apocalyptic futures? I wanna see some nice ones.[/QUOTE] It's the year 8,128. Everybody is happy. The end.
Getting event... [SUP]Year 866[/SUP] Year 866 (DCCCLXVI) was a common year starting on Tuesday of the Julian calendar. [B]Events[/B] [B]By place Asia[/B] Fujiwara no Yoshifusa becomes regent of Japan, starting the Fujiwara regentship. [B]Europe[/B] Alfonso III succeeds as king of Asturias. Louis II beats the Saracen invaders in Italy. Ivar the Boneless crosses over to England and beats and captures king Aella of Northumbria, thus avenging his father Ragnar Lodbrok. Ethelred succeeds as king of Wessex (or 865). A "great Viking army" captures York. Harold Fairhair (850–933) wins a decisive battle in his quest to become king of all of Norway. [B]By topic Religion[/B] Pope Nicholas I forbids the use of torture in prosecutions for witchcraft. [B]Births[/B] September 19 – Leo VI the Wise, Byzantine Emperor (d. 912) [B]Deaths[/B] April 21 – Bardas, chief minister of the Byzantine Empire (murdered) May 27 – King Ordoño I of Asturias al-Kindi, Muslim philosopher Linji Yixuan, Chinese monk of the Tang Dynasty who founded the Rinzai school of Buddhism
Let's see Behold! Shameless wikipedia Ctrl-C Ctrl-V [QUOTE]By place Europe Alboin succeeds his father Audoin after his death as king of the Lombards. Britain Adda succeeds his brother Glappa as king of Bernicia (approximate date). Ælla becomes king of Deira (this according to the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle). Ceawlin succeeds his father Cynric as king of Wessex (approximate date). Custennin ap Cado abdicates as king of Dumnonia (South West England). Elidyr of Strathclyde invades Gwynedd (Wales) and tries to expel his brother-in-law, king Rhun Hir ap Maelgwn. By topic Religion Columba quarrels with Finnian of Moville over authorship of a psalter, leading to a pitched battle the next year. [/QUOTE]
7354 - Another stagnant year in the galaxy, 5200 years after most recent Reaper cycle.
Africa June 18 – George of Antioch conquers Tripoli, Libya for the king of Sicily. The Almohad caliph Abd al-Mu'min conquers most of Morocco from the Almoravids. Europe March 31 – Saint Bernard of Clairvaux preaches the Second Crusade at Vezelay, Burgundy. In a repeat of the events of 1096, Crusaders attack and massacre Jewish communities along the Rhine. Bernard de Clairvaux condemns these pogroms in strong terms, reminding the Crusaders that those who attacked the Jewish people during the previous Crusade came to a sorry end and were massacred to the last man by the Turks. Ildeniz, atabeg of Azerbaijan founds a dynasty, being the first independent Turkish dynasty of Azerbaijan The city of Bryansk is first mentioned in written records. Genoese raid against the Muslim-held Balearic islands. The Republic of Pisa protests officially, seeing the islands as rightfully theirs. The Genoese then proceed to lay siege to Almeria, in vain. While discussing the details of a military expedition against the Almoravids for the following year, the representative of the Republic of Genoa and the count of Barcelona reach a commercial agreement granting privileges to merchants of both nation in the Catalan and Ligurian ports. The city of Quona is conquered by the Republic of Florence in a drive to expend its control over the surrounding countryside. A rainy year causes the harvest to fail in Europe, one of the worse famines of the century ensues. The year 1146.
Dude, I don't fucking know Post 238
in the year of our lord and savior kim-jong ping-pong the 71st, 7846, the galactic supremacy known as the united galaxies of post-north korea still reigns stronk
Well, fuck.
End of the space wars [editline]12th April 2013[/editline] A new era of Space peace is upon us. All hail the United Space Nations.
Let's go storm a castle.
I will just go with count modulus 2013, that way I am sure something happened. So in the year 1666: [img]http://i.imgur.com/6dA0lMg.png[/img] Well this is pretty big
[QUOTE=commander204;40256553]I will just go with count modulus 2013, that way I am sure something happened. So in the year 1666: [img]http://i.imgur.com/6dA0lMg.png[/img] Well this is pretty big[/QUOTE] you posted after me again, clearly this is your intentional plot to sabotage my plans, you shall not fool me.
Glorious leader Kimmy J-Rodman has taken over the world and has expanded into the stars.
[I]How long has it been? It does not matter. Dates and passages of time are meaningless in an age like this. The old world is dead. The glorious towering monuments of the old age lie crumbling, rotting away in the carcass of the old world. Unholy whirlwinds of hellfire and thunderous storms rage on the barren surfaces of the Earth, remnants of the Old war fated to eternally burn everything in their path. The nature of these storms will forever remain a mystery, the knowledge forever lost to the denizens of the world in unfathomable ages past. However, life prevails even in these barren wastelands, as it always has. Whether under the Earth in the great artificial underground continents, scraping by in gargantuan mobile scavenger cities, sailing among toxic waters in great water worlds, towering triumphant over the skies in mobile sky-cities held up by means long lost, humanity barely lingers on.[/I] [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] I got too carried away, sorry.
[QUOTE=commander204;40256553]I will just go with count modulus 2013, that way I am sure something happened.[/QUOTE] I was thinking of dividing my post count by 8, but durr, modulus 2013 makes a lot more sense. (I should've thought of that, since I'm a programmer.) In that case, I get the year 82. "Gnaeus Julius Agricola raises a fleet and encircles the Celtic tribes beyond the Forth, the Caledonians rise in great numbers against the Romans. They attack the camp of Legio IX Hispana at night, but Agricola sends his cavalry in and put them to flight." p cool, take that Celtics! (jk I love you Celtics)
The year 16,084. The year the smoke clears from the eternal nuclear war, and the year the new human empire rises.
1998 The first euro coins are minted in Pessac, France. Because the final specifications for the coins were not finished in 1998, they will have to be melted and minted again in 1999.
Whoa [quote]Roman Empire Gothic War: Emperor Valens permits the Visigothic chieftain Fritigern and his people to cross the Danube from Thrace (later Romania) and settle on Roman soil in Lower Moesia on condition that they provide soldiers to the legions. The Visigoths embark by troops on boats and rafts, and canoes made from hollowed tree trunks. The river is swollen by frequent rains, a large number tries to swim and are drowned in their struggle against the force of the stream. The Greuthungi, led by Alatheus and Saphrax, displaced by the predations of the Huns and Alans, request asylum within the Roman Empire. They are refused. The Roman frontier forces stretched to breaking point, they slip across the Danube and unite with Fritigern. With their situation critical and desperately short of food, discontent is rising amongst the Goths. The Romans fail to disarm the Visigoths, bungle administration of the refugees, and mistreat them, taking some of their children as slaves. The Goths break out of their containment area along the Danube and strike south towards the low-lying fertile region near Marcianople (Bulgaria). Although defying the local Roman officials, they are not in open revolt. Lupicinus, Comes (Count) of Thrace, tries to bring the Visigoths back under control. He invites Fritigern and the Gothic leaders to a banquet, letting them believe that in addition to food and drink, they can discuss provisions for their people. During the feast Lupicinus tries to assassinate the Gothic delegation. Fritigern escapes and the Goths begin looting and burning the farms and Roman villas near Marcianople. Lupicinus attacks the Visigoths 9 miles outside Marcianople with hastily gathered local troops. His force (5,000 men) is annihilated and the Goths equip themselves with Roman armour and weapons. Fritigern marches south towards Adrianople (Turkey). Fearing they will join Fritigern, Roman troops of Gothic origin stationed in Adrianople are ordered by Valens to move east. The soldiers request a two-day delay to prepare and ask for food and money for the journey. However, the chief magistrate of Adrianople refuses and the Goths break out in open rebellion. They inflict heavy casualties among the citizens. Arming themselves with Roman equipment they join forces with Fritigern. Winter – Fritigern attempts an unsuccessful siege of Adrianople. His troops tried to storm the city walls, but abandon the attacks and break into small bands, better able to forage and feed themselves. Roman prisoners switch sides and give the Goths a valuable source of local intelligence.[/quote]
I dunno, that's a long time away
2991 Leela gets her green jacket. (3ACV05)
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7492 everyone is dead
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