• I'm horribly scared of the dark- How do I overcome this?
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I used to be afraid of the dark, that is until my sister tried to jump me while wearing a Jigsaw Mask. I punched her so hard she was knocked to the ground and blacked out for a couple seconds. Now I'm like: "Oh look the dark. *puts on Duke Nukem sun glasses* Get some you little fuckers." In short, grab a crucifix when you walk through the halls. Either that or learn Karate. :3 [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] <kinky> What kind of maid is it? French Maid? </kinky>
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;25966597]get a duvet and wrap it around yourself so that falling down the stairs wouldnt hurt then just run everywhere. all the monsters will be knocked down by your juggernaut like fearlessness when you collide and they will never return.[/QUOTE] That should be a fun thing to do. Too bad id just hit the walls and pass out.
[QUOTE=Kaphonaits;26074423]my sister tried to jump me[/QUOTE] you should of accepted
Any time I've felt uncomfortable in the dark I've just taken a "if something is gonna come and kill me then so be it" then I just walk around like a boss being all "come at me bro", and they never do.
Have a lucid dream and kick some monster ass. Worked for me.
It'll go away when you get older
You know what I did for my fear of heights? I ignored it. It used to be that when I was little I couldn't go down an escalator. Now, I've walked up the the edge of the Grand Canyon and looked over. The fear was still there, I just didn't act like a massive pussy about it.
You are scared of the dark? Just wait till' sleep paralysis you'll be crying like a baby.
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/t6xpao.jpg[/IMG] Now I know having a maid may have shielded you from the basic training most people go through, but the concept is fairly simple. If it's dark, press the bit that sticks out until it goes in with a click. It is no longer dark, and you can see. When you have performed your nocturnal task, you can press the new bit that sticks out, and it will go click again, plunging you once more into the pitch black of night where the headless statues lurk. A word of caution: If your light switch looks like this: [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/143f43t.jpg[/IMG] Don't press on it. You won't achieve anything other than an injured finger, and worse the dread creatures of the night will smell your pain and rush to devour your soul. These are levers and have quite a complex operating mechanism, so if you have them tell me and I'll explain more fully. Good luck!
You live in a mansion, have life-sized statues and paintings, and you have a maid Bloody hell
1. Tell your dad to get his own fucking apples. 2. Walk in the dark far enough to turn on the lights. 3. If you are that paranoid, then mentally prepare yourself to beat the living crap out of anyone who ambushes you.
I'm a tad scared too. but what I do, is I leave a DVD on repeat in my room- ample light/sound.
if youre scared of the dark then find a girlfriend that isnt fuck ugly
now think do you relay think a ghoul or ghost or something is going to pop out of the dark and kill you no... the only thing you be scared of are child rapist and axe murderer's come on man think logically
Get a pet dog. [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] Just make sure it's not more of a pussy than you, like mine. :saddowns:
There's nothing to kill you in the dark. If there is though pray for a quick death
I used to be afraid of the dark, but then i grew up.
Eat alot of carrots. :V
I don't recommend Marble Hornets.
[QUOTE=Uncle_Earl;25966638]I chuckled. That was really funny![/QUOTE] Now we know!
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;25967406]You have a maid ? Please post pic of house[/QUOTE] I have a maid 2,she cleans the bedrooms,the bathroom's,clean's the windows and more if there is time left. Come's in handy ;). @OP If theres a routine you have to do and you know it VERY good then try doing it with you eyes closed and trying to think about something else. After some time,that will make you less scared. Don't start rushing or shit just try to keep your fear inside you and relax. You can also try to make sure somebody sees you are know's your coming,that sometimes helps to relax people. Try getting the light on in a room after the dark(ask your dad to leave it on or something). That way after you passed the dark,you have somekind of safe spot. Hope this gets you going.
Get up, walk around, and call whatever's there out :smug:
I used to be scared of the dark, but on day while laying in bed, cowering with fear, I just sat up and said to myself: "God damn you are retarded, There's nothing out there, quit being a god damn pussy." Worked like a charm.
I used to shit myself in the dark, I'd break into a sprint to get to the toilet at night:v:
Wait, you have a maid but you have to get the apples? What the fuck?
[QUOTE=dragonkilla;26239839]Wait, you have a maid but you have to get the apples? What the fuck?[/QUOTE] Probably because the maid retires to her room/goes home?
masturbate furiously at night until light shines through the window
Imagine yourself being completely awesome and destroying the fuck out of whatever you imagine lives in the dark. Make your awesome-imaginary-self the master of the dark! Seriously, do it. That's how I got over my fear of the dark. If you can imagine yourself conquering your fears, it makes you more confident that you can in real life.
Have your maid to sleep with you
I once had a Polish burglar in my garage (we have tons of 'em here), so I pointed my airsoft gun in the air, pointed the flashlight at it and then kicked the wall to get his attention. He probably would've run without the gun, but with it – extra hero points. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] Moral of the story: Keep guns under your pillow.
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