• Zomboid:My English essay about ZOMBIES.
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Zomboid: The Dark Knight
heck no, thats batman holding back
OP is gonna be so sad when his teacher tells him that its shit tomorrow. Or in a week. Or never. Cause if he's smart, he won't hand this in.
You know, "It's for school" or "It's for a friend" is a very popular lie for people who want to imply that their creativity was forced out by an outside source and not by their own free will. It implies that they're naturally talented while giving them an excuse if it ends up being shit. though i mite juste be paranoid
no thats about the size of it
I think everyone has completely forgotten that he said he was meant to write an essay. This is not an essay. It's a short story. It is creative writing. It is not an essay. If he is meant to write an essay, and the teacher gave him the topic "Zombies", then the teacher is trying too hard to be "cool". If he picked the topic, he is trying too hard to be "cool". An essay is a piece of writing written from a personal point of view, usually to convince and audience or convey an idea that the writer has. This is not an essay. If he handed this in, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't receive a grade at all. (I went to High School in Australia and now work in NZ, so maybe in the US, essay has a different meaning - if so, ignore this post :) ) edit: Just noticed he is from the UK. Essay should mean the same thing. I think he needs to clarify with his teacher whether they want a short story or an essay on a topic.
Wow, yea, you're right, which makes OP even more stupid.
if he was asked to do an essay and handed in creative writing, prepare to fail
He's gonna fail with this regardless, but writing a wrong text, that also sucks, takes it to the next level.
[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;30621381]I think everyone has completely forgotten that he said he was meant to write an essay. This is not an essay. It's a short story. It is creative writing. It is not an essay. If he is meant to write an essay, and the teacher gave him the topic "Zombies", then the teacher is trying too hard to be "cool". If he picked the topic, he is trying too hard to be "cool". An essay is a piece of writing written from a personal point of view, usually to convince and audience or convey an idea that the writer has. This is not an essay. If he handed this in, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't receive a grade at all. (I went to High School in Australia and now work in NZ, so maybe in the US, essay has a different meaning - if so, ignore this post :) ) edit: Just noticed he is from the UK. Essay should mean the same thing. I think he needs to clarify with his teacher whether they want a short story or an essay on a topic.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, you're right! This is gonna be awesome if he hands this in! And yes, they don't mean 'creative writing'. I went to school in the UK for 2 years, so I know my fair share of things. If he actually hands this in, I suspect many a laughter will ensue, both because of how wrong it is and how much it sucks.
Just read the first part, thought your T key was broken for a while.
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