Daily Life v.8 - 'Woo! Only 999 more posts till v.9!'
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[QUOTE=felix the cat;39755550]fish and I once got sent to the office for being terrorists because we were drawing guns in class. That was 9th grade I think[/QUOTE]
That's fucking perfect ahahha. A++ example of ignorance on the topic of guns in the US = fear.
i got a week suspension for throwing some 9th grader kid into the 7-11 window when i was in grade 8
also got three bus misconducts, one for throwing a banana in a pirate hat out the window and narrowly missing a biker
I've been suspended several times lol
once in 4th grade for threatening to murder this one girl if she wouldn't stop bullying my friend
once in 5th grade for getting into a fight with this kid for spreading rumors about me (I won the fight)
once in 7th grade for hitting on a boy
once in 8th grade for giving someone birthday punches lmao
[QUOTE=Mbbird;39755572]That's fucking perfect ahahha. A++ example of ignorance on the topic of guns in the US = fear.[/QUOTE]
That teacher really hated us for some reason. She took off points for literally everything. One day I ended class with negative points for the day (????????????????)
Our principal in high school was p. cool though, he was just like "lol whatever go back to class"
I was suspended once in middle school for play fighting.
honestly i'm surprised i haven't been suspended more, or even expelled from junior high
we brought fireworks to school one day and were blowing oranges and other fruits up across the street from the school, then a couple of my friends decided to play hot potato with a bottle rocket in a snowball, surprisingly didn't end in tears
we also stole two whole pizzas from the pizza delivery guy's car when he was inside the store, also across the street from the school (his fault for leaving the trunk open)
the same store that we stole all their paper towel dispensers and set fire to for some reason
.. if you didn't do stupid shit through elementary and junior high, you missed out lol
I got in trouble all the time in elementary school because my friend and I would swordfight with rulers
I got expelled from my first elementary school in 1st grade because I hid a knife in my back pocket and someone found it. My teacher was a huge bitch so I decided I had enough and brought a really small knife with me to school that day. I spoke with a police officer for an hour and then I switched schools a month later. No regrets because my next school was way better and I made a lot of friends there that I still hang out with today. C:
I got out of school suspension today for throwing a milk over my shoulder and it landed in some girl's bag without her noticing.
fourth grade teacher called me a neo nazi for drawing nazi things on my folder (me109s, tiger tanks, railway guns, etc) and for checking out the Adolf Hitler biography from the school library
she reported me to my dad lol
my dad was like
"He's a neo nazi? that's not possible, he's not white."
[editline]28th February 2013[/editline]
FEBRUARY 28- THE DAY IFAP GETS IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL
I bet if Fish and Felix found their old referrals the date would without a doubt be February 28th
man elementary was so damn funny
we got in trouble for playing counter strike in the playground, pretending to shoot each other and doing super dramatic deaths off the platforms or while on the glider thing.
then me and 4leaf and some other friends got in trouble for playing with these fucking star wars toys, attactix or something, because they shot little plastic things out of the blasters.
so we started what was essentially an underground attactix fight club in the bathrooms, sneaking through the hallways and shit to get to the back bathrooms (we weren't allowed in the school during recess/lunch break)
4leaf and i used to solid snake it up through the school too, ducking into classrooms and hiding under tables and shit when teachers walked by
those were definitely much simpler times lol
My hispanic friend and I got sent to the principal's office for "fighting" in slow motion in elementary school.
I also slapped a girl because she was asking for it.
That's about it.
I was a warped child. I used to run on the roof of my house in my underwear, I would throw knives at my brother whenever he really pissed me off, I mooned my entire class in 1st grade, I head butted some kid named Marcus and hid in the trash can, my brother had a friend over once and I pissed on his jacket for no reason whatsoever, I could go on and on.
[QUOTE=venom;39755735]man elementary was so damn funny
we got in trouble for playing counter strike in the playground, pretending to shoot each other and doing super dramatic deaths off the platforms or while on the glider thing.
then me and 4leaf and some other friends got in trouble for playing with these fucking star wars toys, attactix or something, because they shot little plastic things out of the blasters.
so we started what was essentially an underground attactix fight club in the bathrooms, sneaking through the hallways and shit to get to the back bathrooms (we weren't allowed in the school during recess/lunch break)
4leaf and i used to solid snake it up through the school too, ducking into classrooms and hiding under tables and shit when teachers walked by
those were definitely much simpler times lol[/QUOTE]
When I was in elementary school we used to play civil war. Basically we'd all just line up across from each other and throw tennis balls and rocks and shit at each other lol
[QUOTE=felix the cat;39755793]When I was in elementary school we used to play civil war. Basically we'd all just line up across from each other and throw tennis balls and rocks and shit at each other lol[/QUOTE]
ahaha fuck we did that, but with paper airplanes
teachers got pretty mad about that too
but rocks wtf
[QUOTE=venom;39755810]ahaha fuck we did that, but with paper airplanes
teachers got pretty mad about that too
but rocks wtf[/QUOTE]
we didn't have enough balls :v:
[editline]28th February 2013[/editline]
and we weren't allowed to have books/paper/supplies on the playground
my god lol
yeah the supervisors didn't really mind paper airplanes, since we always picked them up and stuff
but when we were doing super dramatic slow motion deaths, complete with losing limbs and shit
they were unhappy.
My mom says she still has the office report of my first suspension at my new elementary school. If she can find it I'm gonna post it in here. It's got some funny shit in there.
I missed out then. All I really did was get in trouble for giving people the finger without even knowing about it, I pulled my pants down at lunch once. I never got bothered about drawing massive scenes of death and destruction on my schoolwork, especially when I was in ISS and they gave me massive packets of math and shit.
I always got in trouble for the most random shit too. I did a jumping jack in the hallway after gym, that sorta thing.
Just yesterday, I got myself locked in an apparently off limits hallway and the principal walked by without noticing me. I think I'm gonna do something there. I need to figure out the keypad code for it though.
I also know a teacher's login info. I had another one that used to work (it was for projector carts), but I guess they cracked down on useless admin accounts.
I always did stuff to get others in trouble in Elementary. This one time this kid pushed me a little so I basically threw myself to the floor, knocked over a bunch of stuff, and pretended like I was really hurt. He got in a ton of trouble and the look on his face could melt ice cubes. Such power over the fates of others kids was cruel yet so sweetly satisfactory.
One time in elementary, one of my friends brought along a boxful of pistol blank cartridges. We placed the cartridges on the forest floor during lunch break and threw rocks at them for shits n' giggles. We made all the blanks ignite in a series of little bangs and I bet the whole school heard it.
I was always talking/goofing around in elementary school, and I got in trouble for it a lot. Like I'd have to do the usual wait 5 minutes in the classroom before I could go out to recess, or walk the perimeter of the playground a couple times before I could play.
I never did anything that'd get me detention or suspension though, I just love having a laugh. Middle school was all laughing at and making dirty jokes, if I had my usual group of friends in class all together we'd be sitting at tables laughing our asses off at the most stupid shit.
I got in trouble for defending my friends against an asshole, but I got in trouble when the teachers didn't do anything.
At the winter concert, we had a brawl in the back (we were both on percussion). We did an encore, and then duked it out more :p
[QUOTE=Tac Error;39755872]One time in elementary, one of my friends brought along a boxful of pistol blank cartridges. We placed the cartridges on the forest floor during lunch break and threw rocks at them for shits n' giggles. We made all the blanks ignite in a series of little bangs and I bet the whole school heard it.[/QUOTE]
What the hell
I remember in elementary when I brought those red cap gun rolls to recess and popped them with my thumb and I felt like a badass.
Oh god I witness the dumbest shit in my public school. Where to begin? People smoke weed in class out of a pipe that looks like a lipstick (sneak a toke iirc), people upend these aluminum bleachers that have casters on the backside and ride them around the gym and play demo-dirby, people also break throw glass perfume bottles in the locker room. One time my friends stole the TA's golf cart and drove for like 10 feet before getting caught. Those same friends get in folding chair fights. In my history class, people made a habit of throwing orange halves at the board, ripping all the pages out of the new textbooks, and putting chapstick on the projector lens so we can't do that days lesson. Everybody puts little wads of paper in the door locks so they remain open for after-hours shenanigans. I make the little darts out of paper clips, gum, and sticky notes and throw them into our cork board ceiling (I also write the name of some asshole on the note so he is the prime suspect). The dumbass friends of mine also threw chunky mushroom soup at some kids locker on Friday, and by Monday it was a chunky dried mess of stinky shit all over the floor and locker. If you leave your clothes on top of the locker, sucks to your ass-mar, you will find them in the toilet covered in excrement. We also lost the privilege to lock the bathroom stall doors, so there's a padlock blocking the lock on every one of them. I could go on, but I think thats enough. I got called to the office today because some kid threw a lug nut at me and the teacher reported it. I went to an asian school during 6th grade and got a Saturday school for not charging the laptop I got overnight for the next day's work (it was like fucking 90% or some shit) and I still own the piece of shit MacBook to this day. I draw guns and violence on everything all day, and turned in our USSR notes with PPSH's, Nagants, and a DP machine gun shooting at a German soldier.
It seems the motto is "KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL"
This is fun for me so I'm going to continue. All the mice in the computer lab have the left/right click paddles ripped off them, all the keyboard's keys say bad words in succession on the top row, and all the desktop icons spell a letter, and when you look at all the screens they usually spell out "wanker" or "Fuck mrs. ____" Another time, the golf cart kids pushed the water polo bleachers into the pool and pushed all the super heavy concrete trash cans into the pool too with all the trash in 'em. They take disposable pipettes from the lab, fill them with piss from the bathrooms, and either spray people from the 2nd story, or spray the piss into the vents of people's lockers. They jacked two fluorescent lights from the gym, and had a sword fight with them until they shattered. Every time there is an assembly, the school sets it up a day early in the gym and leaves it alone. They cut through the gym after PE class, so there isn't anybody in there during passing period, which is when they fuck with EVERYTHING: flip the tables, rip the signs down, or stack all the folding tables in a pyramid 5-6 high. Everybody who smokes weed smokes it openly, or has really creative ways of hiding it like carving out the pages of a Bible or required school textbook. I saw somebody bring a steak knife in their clarinet case along with the instrument. People throw rocks at the teachers during lunch. We filmed a Harlem Shake video today in the quad, and everybody gave the middle finger, the "V"/tongue for "Vagina", dryhumped, grinded, or pulled their pants down. In our auto shop the car's upholstery has dicks all over them, screwdrivers sticking out of them, and people key "OF" and "TYBG" into the brand new windows on the Kia Sportage prototype we just got donated from Kia Motors. Yeah fuck our school.
Too bad california wants to be super commie ban all gunland
I went to a Catholic grade school that was surprisingly lenient.
-I drew comics about aliens probing and destroying and sold them on the playground, never got in trouble.
-We played a game called Terminator that pretty much followed the concept of TTT or The Ship, but instead of getting murdered, you'd get beat with a ruler. Never got in trouble.
-We would have crazy sword fights involving rulers, notebooks, and the pointy parts of compasses, never got in trouble.
-We made up Splinter Cell, Star Wars, and Grand Theft Auto playground games. We never got in trouble.
-I talked in class. Me and the person I was talking to got a 45 minute after-school detention.
In 7th grade i locked my entire English class in their room and turned the heater up all the way. I then left after calling the teacher a cunt (she really did deserve this) and took the key to the room with me. Apparently they didnt get out for like 2 hours because the janitor was out and the office key was missing. The next day when i turned up they tried to tell me that i might be arrested for "taking hostages". Shit was jokes.
Oh, and in 8th grade a midget brought an AK74-u to school and didn't get caught. That was pretty great.
I got a "stern talking to" from my third grade teacher for drawing a gun for a friend in another class through these private letter stuff we were doing in the week.
I was told i could be expelled/suspended and assumed as a terrorist
The gun was a stick gun similar to this:
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71368030/Pictoors/tehgun.png[/img]
today is the one year anniversary of my dad's passing
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