• How do I annoy a grumpy old man?
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Try to sell him girl scout cookies EVERYDAY.
[QUOTE=littleangel1928;22045700]There's this guy that owns an appartment building close to my house and he's been annoying me and my friends since we were toddlers. When I was 6 or 7 he almost called the cops on me for sitting on "his wall" which is just a wall that devides my yard from his parking lot, and I had every right to sit on it. Also, he called the cops on me one time for "disturbing the peace" by practicing my trumpet with the window open. He does a lot of other crap too. Me and my friends are planning on annoying the sh*t out of him this summer and we need ideas.[/QUOTE] It sounds like you were probably a massive asshole to him when he asked you to get off the wall causing him to call the cops. And you probably put the window up on purpose to piss him off when you were playing your trumpet.
I practice my piano in my apartment daily and none of the old people ever complain about that. Even when I play Schoenberg :smug:
stand on his lawn
You could try being nice to him, and have himself be :saddowns: for being a dick to you. That would teach him a better lesson than pissing on his car, shitting on his doorstep, etc.
I hate grumpy old people, as a cashier I encounter a large dose of it.
When I worked at the Giant Eagle a few years ago the old people were the only nice ones.
So you're the asshole that keeps playing the trumpet horribly next door! I'm on to your little scheme now, well I won't stand for it. You better not sleep tonight you little prick. ....and get off my God damn Wall.
Wear gangster clothes Stand outside his house with your friend Have loud rap music on yo beat box. Have a discussion with [sp]nigger[/sp] in every sentence.
[QUOTE=littleangel1928;22045700]Also, he called the cops on me one time for "disturbing the peace" by practicing my trumpet with the window open.[/QUOTE] Replace "practicing trumpet" with "playing Slayer". [editline]12:50AM[/editline] When he calls the cops, say you were practicing your trumpet
My grandpa was always grumpy cause i was not around him much. and i never talked to him when i was young. So how about you talk to him and say sorry for what you have done and become friends. Not be a ass and ruin his life.
Old people are People Too, please remember that. As for the thread. Tie Thousands of balloons to his house and then float him to South America.
You don't because you suck at playing trumpet.
Throw cabbages at him.
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