Post thinks you think you have done that nobody else has.
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i dont think anyone else watched porn when they were 9 years old
I won two of those contests in Lego Magazine as a kid.
I watched porn when I was 6. (My good-hearted cousin showed me for some reason.)
Googling Balto can lead you places as a kid.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;42757297]Googling Balto can lead you places as a kid.[/QUOTE]
What is this Balto
I curb stomped a fence lizard once when I was 6 or 7. He left a nice bloody mess. :v:
[QUOTE=Durrsly;42757297]Googling Balto can lead you places as a kid.[/QUOTE]
Haha
gross
When I was 2 and a half years old, I was fed up of my (ex)Dad sleeping. So I fucking bashed his goddamn front teeth out with a fucking Postman Pat van.
He was abusive though, the bugger had it coming.
I once urinated on a german without getting caught. Thank you god, for giving me the sneakiest fistula ever.
I went right up to my school's head of learning's face and told him to shut up, not only [I]not[/I] getting told off, but actually getting him laughed at by the deputy principal.
I also wrote an official essay on why Hitler did nothing wrong and got the highest grade possible. I also wrote a formal complaint against my teacher and somehow earned her respect.
Basically I can get away with being the most annoying and smug bastard in the history of history.
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