• HIVE-WORLD: Life in Hell
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Get wasted
Did you call?
[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5963/pic1ym.png[/img] You look down at the Data-Slate and see your daily schedual. Going to work seems like the ideal thing to do. Is there anything else you should do before leaving?
Grab one of the bottles of liquour and put it down your pants, everyone will be in awe of your biggus dickus
After you meet palls get wasted and join the guard! Open the door. Go down to the bottom floor put on one of the masks they are handing out or grab a umbrella. (for pollution or acid rain). BTW, is his hive attacked by rebels or something? Love this idea.
You don't know, the last time you were outside it wasn't under attack.
And we havent recieved any notifications of such things happening, can't be that dangerous going outside then :downs:
Go outside, and turn your hat back around so you aren't executed by the imperial guards. Then, join said guards.
[img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7208/pic1t.png[/img] You step out of your Hab-Chamber into the dingy hallway of your Hab-Block. There is a door at the end of the hallway and several others that are locked for certain. What do you do?
use your id to unlock the locked doors
That's suicidal. Just exit the building and look around for the nearest guard recruitment center or whatever.
Examine the security camera, then cover it with your hat for no apparent reason.
Just get to work already
[img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7208/pic1t.png[/img] You step outside onto the street. It is quite early out, so only the ranting shouts of a street-corner preacher and the quiet grumbling of an elderly street watchman. One sign labels a nearby building as Imperial Guard Recruitment, the other as Manufactorum. What do you do? (Note, this probably will affect the rest of this entire thread based on which way you go. I'll wait until I get atleast two or three of the same responses to go with one.)
tell the preacher he's an asshole and kick the old man's cane [editline]12:28PM[/editline] then head to the guard recruitment center [editline]12:29PM[/editline] you'd the think the "far future" would have gone past wooden doors
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;19058821] you'd the think the "far future" would have gone past wooden doors[/QUOTE] You'd be quite mistaken. :/
we need to go to war everyone pick the guard
Go guard , you need to protect the motherland
Ask the old man for advice, when he starts talking scream about him being a herectic and then go to the guardsman recruitment center.
thats 3, go guard gogog
go guard. that's five
Go guard. THAT'S five. I wanna fight some orks.
[b]"Go guard, go guard, go guard..."[/b]
Oh, I dint see that penguin had two of what i counted
Ok. guard wins. The rather large picture will be up in a bit. [editline]05:33PM[/editline] Done. [img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9302/pic1a.png[/img] You enter the Guard Center, and within you see a plainly decorated room. There are motivational posters on all the walls, and Aquillas on the floor. In the center stands a desk, staffed by a cleanly uniformed orderly. Standing in one corner is a dreary looking Commissar.
Calmly walk up to the man at the desk, and inform him you would like to join the imperial guard. Keep calm the entire time, and show respect.
Don't turn around Uh-oh! Der Kommiser's in town Oh uh-oh!
Ignore the man at the desk and offer to get the commissar some coffee, sucking up immediately will clearly get you a better position than from some poor sap who got stuck with desk duty.
Tell the commissar that there is a herectic outside (the old man), that he spews out disgusting propaganda and horrifying lies, and should be dealth with as soon as possible. Oh and if we talk with him DON'T STARE AT HIS TINY SHOES
[QUOTE=DragonSpawn777;19062336]Ignore the man at the desk and offer to get the commissar some coffee, sucking up immediately will clearly get you a better position than from some poor sap who got stuck with desk duty.[/QUOTE] Or hell see the ruse and execute you. Go up to him and ask I WANT TO JOIN THE 82ND CADIA! BEST REGIMENT EVER! Or say I want to join the mighty emperors forces. [editline]05:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gregah;19062577]Tell the commissar that there is a herectic outside (the old man), that he spews out disgusting propaganda and horrifying lies, and should be dealth with as soon as possible. Oh and if we talk with him DON'T STARE AT HIS TINY SHOES[/QUOTE] This also
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