• HIVE-WORLD: Life in Hell
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[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;19062614]Or hell see the ruse and execute you. Go up to him and ask I WANT TO JOIN THE 82ND CADIA! BEST REGIMENT EVER! Or say I want to join the mighty emperors forces. [editline]05:38PM[/editline] This also[/QUOTE] Yes! Commissars are brutal, and I doubt they like suck-ups. Just play it safe and say you want to join the 82nd Cadia, or whatever guard regiment recruits here.
[img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4313/pic1z.png[/img] You tell the Commissar of the man outside and he quickly grows angry. [img]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2254/pic2k.png[/img] He runs out the door in a fury. [img]http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7556/pic3sr.png[/img] You then talk to the man at the desk. He seems glad that you want to join the esteemed Imperial Guard. He says that you will only have to report to the lander-platform down the street and get on board the dropship there and they would handle the rest.
Did we pack the bottle with us?
If we're found with it by a commissar, we'll get our brains blown out. Anyway, walk outside and go to the lander-platform, then enter the dropship as instructed.
[QUOTE=leeboswell;19064013]If we're found with it by a commissar, we'll get our brains blown out. Anyway, walk outside and go to the lander-platform, then enter the dropship as instructed.[/QUOTE] The commissar is outside, I think we can share a drink with our new friend the recruiter.
Or the recruiter is just as violent as the commissar and he'll blow your brains out. Let's just play it safe for now.
Fair point, he does look pretty damn angry. Let's do this : [quote=leeboswell]walk outside and go to the lander-platform, then enter the dropship as instructed.[/quote]
give him the bottle, saying you found it outside and are turning it in, it could function as a bribe or a bonus [editline]07:35PM[/editline] wait we didn't even bring the bottle
go to the lander and begin your service to the emperor!
[img]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/9302/pic1a.png[/img] You step outside. This scene hardly needs description. Continue to lander or...?
JOIN THE 82ND CADIA! Oh well, Its probably the 8th or something. (if it is them there colors are dark brow clothes and dark green armor!) Go to the lander, after looting the dead body of the old man or any drunks you find along the way!
Just keep on walking, we need to join the army [b]as soon as possible[/b] to become a kickass commissar ourselves!
Steal the commissar's hat
lander mother fucker
[img]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/729/pic1ly.png[/img] You step up to the lander overseer. He asks to see your ID card and get your name to add to the recruitment roster. On the ID card it says your name is...
Dan McMann
Nathan Reddurice
Dorian Black
[QUOTE=DragonSpawn777;19067164]Dan McMann[/QUOTE] This
try to rub off the the ink smudge that seems to be covering your name [editline]11:38PM[/editline] if you succeed discover your name is Dan McMann
[img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8251/pic1hs.png[/img] Dan McMann is your name, he allows you past and places you on the roster. You are now a recruit in the Imperial Guard. [img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4518/pic1h.png[/img] There are quite the variety of characters on board the dropship. However, all the seats are taken but the few by the end. There is a man in sizable armor, and you dread his presence as he has the symbol of the dreaded Inquisition on his shoulder. There is a man in robes, doned in a pair of red googles, including one on his forehead. There is a man in red garb of the Administatum, clearly looking uneasy with the prospect of flight. Lastly there is an Underhive Ganger, her hair dyed in the bizarre fashions of the Hives underworld.
Grumble about the Empra in your head, accidentally think out loud
^this. obviously.
[QUOTE=Person557;19069252]Grumble about the Empra in your head, accidentally think out loud[/QUOTE] Yep.
Sit down and say Hi!
Steal the goggle guy's goggles, the guy with the funny hair's bandolier, the Administrator's hat, and the Inquisitor's letter "I", then scream about how the Emperor sucks.
Take a seat and just enjoy the flight.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;19088740]Steal the goggle guy's goggles, the guy with the funny hair's bandolier, the Administrator's hat, and the Inquisitor's letter "I", then scream about how the Emperor sucks.[/QUOTE] Have fun getting executed.
[QUOTE=leeboswell;19098268]Have fun getting executed.[/QUOTE] Fine, steal everyone's shit, then scream about how the Emperor is a lovely man.
Just sit down on the spot where there is a seatbelt, shut up and do not talk unless talked to.
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