[QUOTE=Gregah;19102543]Just sit down on the spot where there is a seatbelt, shut up and do not talk unless talked to.[/QUOTE]
This is how you survive.
[QUOTE=leeboswell;19102898]This is how you survive.[/QUOTE]
have to agree
True, but surviving has little comedic value
[QUOTE=Person557;19106840]True, but surviving has little comedic value[/QUOTE]
Why die for nothing when we can live on for a shorter while and die for something when we fight for THE EMPERAH?
[QUOTE=Gregah;19107740]Why die for nothing when we can live on for a shorter while and die for something when we fight for THE EMPERAH?[/QUOTE]
He means: Get butt raped by aliens.
Offer something to the strangely colored hair one, in exchange for a blow job.
Get out of your seat and randomly blow up.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19120521]Get out of your seat and randomly blow up.[/QUOTE]
Suicide bomber?.. Nah, let's try and actually live long enough to blat blat an ork or two.
Do not sit, just stand as far away from any of the others as possible and hang on to some random part poking out of the wall.
Sit between the two guys on the right, smile at them, and put your arms around both. :buddy:
Flirt.
Tell that person that their hair looks stupid and demand their seat.
Sit anywhere but next to the Inquisitor
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You sit between the Inquisitor and the Navigator and speak of how much you love the Emperor. They just seem confused, and the Navigator asks why you are wearing your hat like that.
The ship is heard fueling and preparing for launch in the background.
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(Tried to combine as many of them as I could. )
Sing a song to pass the long flight
WA OH! DER COMMISSAR-----sing that song. Soon everyone else will join in and you will be having an inquisitor watching over you in the guard!
Kommrad, I already said that.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19062309]Don't turn around Uh-oh!
Der Kommiser's in town Oh uh-oh![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19139232]Kommrad, I already said that.[/QUOTE]
Well you can do it now.
Inquire about the Inquisitor.
Do a rap number!
Just relax with the boys, we need to learn all their names so we can scream them while they get horribly mutilated by alien species!
Continue flirting ("Wow! Your armour is fabulous! It really shows off all of your big muscles.")
If we had brought the booze I would say pass it around the room, but NOOOO.
Ask why the navigator has 3 eyepieces.
I still say do what KommradKommisar says.
Ask to play Rock, paper, scissors for the whole flight.
Kill them both for asking about your hat
we has no pewpew cannonz yet
we cant kill them
take off your hat and throw it behind you, then ask "What hat?" with a look that says you are concerned about his mental health
does that navigator have a boner?
Reveal that the guy with the goggles is an ORK!
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19151063]I still say do what KommradKommisar says.[/QUOTE]
:razz:
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