• Choose your death!
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Dying peacefully in my bed when sleeping
Taking a bullet for the ~PREZ~
OD on Botox
Surf a massive nuclear weapon onto a planet home to millions of evil demons.
jump down & through the earth
POONTAH
Jump from orbit and slam into the Grand Canyon. You know. For science.
Death? You mean that sore loser every time we gamble with the Game of Life?
DMT overdose.
Being with the girl I love.
Having a rip in my space suit in a moon base after launching a meteor to earth from it. That or nuking an asteroid, Armageddon style.
I want to die touching the face of God.
A viking's death, in battle, taking as many of whoever I'm fighting with me.
A wild and fun death - falling into the ocean from an airplane 30,000 feet in the air (no parachute) Skydiving the hardcore way
naked girl avalanche. [editline]14th October 2012[/editline] or too much happiness
weed needle overdose
[QUOTE=tommo400;38037382]naked girl avalanche. [editline]14th October 2012[/editline] or too much happiness[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8PvIG.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;38036164]Death? You mean that sore loser every time we gamble with the Game of Life?[/QUOTE] What
It's 1940, the Battle of Britain is at its height. As a pilot in the glorious RAF, I ready my Spitfire and prepare to go off with my squadron to halt the advance of the German Lufwaffe. We engage the Germans in the air, bullets fly, planes fall, and pilots jump out, parachuting to safety. Many German pilots find their way to safety, only to be picked up by the bobbies and taken to a prison in London. I just took out my ninth Jerry pilot, and that's when I hear it. The crackle of the radio, "McCloud, you've got one on your tail!" [B]BOOSH! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA![/B] I've been hit, as Fritz flies by, he gives me a wink and a smile, one of the last things I'll ever see. I try to eject, but my cockpit has jammed, I'm stuck, plummeting into a field in England. As I panic, I remember the great things I did in my life. My family, my beautiful wife, my daughter. I know she will mourn in some lukewarm happiness, knowing her father was a hero. As I rocket towards the ground, preparing to die a fiery death, I think even more about my accomplishments. How well my parents raised me, how my ancestors must think of me. Has my sacrifice helped to save the great British Empire. Probably, I'll be a hero here, but just another casualty to the Germans, another death on some kraut's kill count. Right as the nose hits the ground, and my plane bursts into flames.... I smile.
[QUOTE=IPK;38031135]A black hole colliding with another black hole,resulting in a paradox and deletion of the universe.[/QUOTE] My mind is not responding right now, i'm trying to think of what would happen. Maybe it would become a bigger back hole? Anyway, I wish to orbit the earth until i come crashing down and splat on the ground. So I can see every last square inch of the world before I die.
On top of a pile of money with many beautiful women.
Redwood grown through my body.
Being thrown out a window as I hold a mayor hostage and demand a luxury car that gets shitty gas mileage.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;38043100]Being thrown out a window as I hold a mayor hostage and demand a luxury car that gets shitty gas mileage.[/QUOTE] That was always one of my favorite movies.
Being shot by an islamist extremist with a crossbow after helping El Presidente win the elections
be "that cat"
That gun from District 9
falling in to crack in existence
[B]DEATH BY SNU SNU![/B]
Rent a ferrarri, fill it with gas, attach a slow motion camera to the back of it with 100 feet of rope, turn it on, and drive it over the edge of the grand canyon. Whomever recovers that video will thank me as if I were Jesus himself.
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