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No.
Who created God?
A black hole.
Why can't I dream?
Because you're evil.
Why isn't my dick 3 foot long?
Because you would die.
Why do people ignore the everyday possibility of existential threats?
Because then we wouldn't be able to enjoy ourselves.
Why do women think periods hurt more than being kicked in the balls?
Because they don't have balls.
Why does the sun burn your eyes when you look at it?
Because it shines.
Why is the school system corrupt?
To make your life miserable.
What is love?
It's when you have feelings for another person.
Why are people stupid?
Becuase they are not intelligent.
Why do we call yellow yellow?
Because we call coffee, coffee.
Why is it that mankind keeps pretendinng that we're trying to stop global, not [b]just[/b] because of us, but also for the animals, when we know that if we weren't here there would be no problem?
Because the animals are the real problem.
Why is poop brown?
[quote=Wikipedia]
Normally it is semisolid, with a mucus coating. Its brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells.[/quote]
Where is the center of the universe?
Undefinable. Probably it doesn't exist.
Where do you think we'll find extraterrestrial life?
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;24085039]Undefinable. Probably it doesn't exist.
Where do you think we'll find extraterrestrial life?[/QUOTE]
A looong way from here.
And there must be a center of the universe, otherwise, where could it expand from?
Can you explain wormholes? (Universe related, of course.)
Someone misplaces a magic vaccuum cleaner and it grows bigger until it's huge.
Why was dan boobies?
Because god wanted it that way.
Will I be a known actor?
If you drink a cup of shut the fuck, yes you will.
What would you do if you're a girl?
Play with myself until the end of time, and try to live my life. :v:
What kind of drink is the best?
Piss
How do you walk without your feet?
On your hands.
Why couldn't "God" pick a more original name?
Because he didn't have any fantasy, just look at how the earth turned out.
How small can a dick be, before you get rejected for having such a small penis?
I don't know, maybe 3 inches?
Since when do you lick the butter cream scotch?
Since I was born.
Why did the horse fuck the giraffe?
Because he was horny.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Sure. Not passionately because that ain't my road.
What is your favourite song by my avatar?
Don't know who that is.
Longest you've ever gone without fapping?
[QUOTE=faze;24109068]Don't know who that is.
Longest you've ever gone without fapping?[/QUOTE]
It is Marvin Gaye, sir.
And my answer is about 12 years.
What is your favourite song by Marvin Gaye?
That seriously, wasn't the question.
And yes I do like the Eye of The Tiger.
last time I will ask this, I promise.
NAME your favourite song by Marvin Gaye? :mmmsmug:
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
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