• Oh shit, my mum found porn on my computer
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Clear your history before she says anything, and then if she does say anything, tell her she must have gone crazy or something, because there's nothing there. Or else be a good little boy and say your parents are framing you by planting fake porn links in your history. [editline]16:03[/editline] And turn your damn computer off when you're not using it. If it takes too long to boot up, you've got too many things in your startup or else you need a faster computer.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805516]But then I have trouble finding things I don't bookmark :geno:[/QUOTE] So save the URLs in a text document and then password said document in some way or another.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805516]But then I have trouble finding things I don't bookmark :geno:[/QUOTE] you can open your library and delete only the porn gosh
[QUOTE=socklicker;19805833]I didn't give you bad spelling, but I'm guessing it's because you used "of" instead of "have"[/QUOTE] Thanks for helping with my grammatical errors.
How old are you OP?
Tell her that she should be happy that you are straight.
Tell her that you're a teenager, that it's completely healthy to have biological impulses, and that it's perfectly natural to act on these impulses by watching pornography. You could also tell her that it's actually beneficial to masturbate, seeing as it's been proven that it reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;19805890]you can open your library and delete only the porn gosh[/QUOTE] its NOT that easy GOSH
[QUOTE=Funnycat;19805918]How old are you OP?[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter how old he is, mothers still think the same about finding their sons watching porn regardless.
[QUOTE=BlargCow;19805952]its NOT that easy GOSH[/QUOTE] well golly gosh, it is.
She gonna kick you out? If not don't give a fuck.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805435]Guys can't be lesbian..?[/QUOTE] Tell her you're a guy
[QUOTE=Furioso;19805940]Tell her that you're a teenager, that it's completely healthy to have biological impulses, and that it's perfectly natural to act on these impulses by watching pornography. You could also tell her that it's actually beneficial to masturbate, seeing as it's been proven that it reduces the risk of prostate cancer.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0539.html[/url] [url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071215112458AAYtOo2[/url]
[QUOTE=Furioso;19805940]Tell her that you're a teenager, that it's completely healthy to have biological impulses, and that it's perfectly natural to act on these impulses by watching pornography. You could also tell her that it's actually beneficial to masturbate, seeing as it's been proven that it reduces the risk of prostate cancer.[/QUOTE] Because every teenager is at risk for prostate cancer. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Funnycat;19805918]How old are you OP?[/QUOTE] Fucking avatar is hypnotizing. I love it. Cute cat. Also, tell your mum it wasn't you. If she shouts at you and asks "THEN WHO WAS IT?" say that your dad uses the PC a lot.
tell her at least your not knocking up some prostitute in a back alley porn is healthy
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805435]Guys can't be lesbian..?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/543009352041/inlineimg/Y/thats_the_joke-1.jpg[/IMG] That's the joke.
[QUOTE=BlargCow;19805952]its NOT that easy GOSH[/QUOTE] sorry i guess is assume too much pls frgive me
i bet op is 12
[QUOTE=KmScMT;19806077]sorry i guess is assume too much pls frgive me[/QUOTE] 2 late
I'll never get prostate cancer.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;19806063] If she shouts at you and asks "THEN WHO WAS IT?" say that your dad uses the PC a lot.[/QUOTE] no, he doesn't touch my computer.
Start using Chrome. Use incognito windows.
If she says anything, just tell her she should respect your privacy.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;16248494]FACEPUNCH, I have no friends IRL. I ended up spamming a furry board with something anti-furry and now the only person who has EVER said to me; "You're my friend." hates me. I just realised I was being a dick. What can I do to make my only friend not hate me? I know this sounds a bit extreme, but I've considered suicide because I don't have any friends any more.[/QUOTE] but in the op you said you went with a [b]friend[/b] to go watch avatar, but you said you have no more irl friends MMMIIINNNDDDD FFUUUCCKKKK
tell her your friend sent a link
Tell her that masturbation is good for the mental state of mind, is a great stress reliever, and that if you don't do it, you get the condition known as [I]Blue Balls[/I]. If she doesn't lay off, then she obviously doesn't care about your physical well-being
This is why I have IE set to pr0n viewing and that it can delete history upon exit
[QUOTE=Sgt Pringles;19806423]This is why I have IE set to pr0n viewing and that it can delete history upon exit[/QUOTE] IE is something I would not use for porn. It's too unsafe
Don't put porn on your computer then >_>.
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