[QUOTE=Agoat;19806208]Start using Chrome. Use incognito windows.[/QUOTE]
You don't need to use Chrome for that, Firefox and IE8 can do the same.
Tell her you made a thread about the events and everything we'll be okay.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, and tbh I think it sums up the whole porn taboo perfectly...
I'd be a hell of a lot more worried if my child wasn't watching porn.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805402]I went to see Avatar with a friend, and when I got back I found that my gmod had been closed, I had left it open. So someone had obviously been on my computer :frown:
I forgot to lock it :eng99:
I come back, and say to my mum "Who's been touching my computer?", apparently she wanted to look in my history...
Right before I left to go to the film I'd been fapping to lesbian pronz :geno:
Any halp in case she says anything? :buttertroll:[/QUOTE]
stick it in her pooper
or tell her to get back to the kitchen and stop caring about ur prons
She probably doesn't care... :geno:
[QUOTE=Zatar963;19806076][IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Davy/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG]
That's the joke.[/QUOTE]
oh wow
I made a Firefox profile specifically for porn. I can have two instances of Firefox open at once, normal and porn mode. Porn mode launches automatically in private mode.
[QUOTE=demisemiquaver;19806982]I made a Firefox profile specifically for porn. I can have two instances of Firefox open at once, normal and porn mode. Porn mode launches automatically in private mode.[/QUOTE]
porn is a disrace to the lord
ask her to join in
Ccleaner, 'nuff said
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805402]I went to see Avatar with a friend, and when I got back I found that my gmod had been closed, I had left it open. So someone had obviously been on my computer :frown:
I forgot to lock it :eng99:
I come back, and say to my mum "Who's been touching my computer?", apparently she wanted to look in my history...
Right before I left to go to the film I'd been fapping to lesbian pronz :geno:
Any halp in case she says anything? :buttertroll:[/QUOTE]
Tell her, that you knew she was going to check your history and therefore you wanted to scare her with lesbian porn.
No more pornhub for you.
Look up a bunch of scat porn and let it fill your history. That will teach her not to stick her nose into your privacy.
[QUOTE=Inacio;19805459]It is?
But the priest says that... :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
you should suck his dick?
Firefox's private browsing feature is rather useful.
If you have firefox. Press CTRL+SHIFT+DEL and then delete history. Problem Solved.
Or do what the guy above said.
Tell her it was just a clip from the Avatar movie.
deny deny deny
Good thing my mom doesn't even know wat a history is, and my dad thinks Google is a browser :D, and for OP, just don't mention it, your mom is probably not going to..
At least you don't have futanari tentacle twincest h-mangas.
I bet she checks the history again and sees this thread here.
Use one of these next time:
[list][*]Private Browsing
[*]Incognito
[*]Other form of Activity Covering[/list]
Unless your parents are techies (like my father) they probably won't know about flash cookies or the DNS cache, so these should cover your tracks quite nicely.
this is why before you go out you press the windows key + L, and make sure you have a password.
Go on her computer and look at some porn, if she asks about your history ask to look at hers. Point out that she has been watching porn as well, now she can't complain. Problem solved.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;19808061]Use one of these next time:
[list][*]Private Browsing
[*]Incognito
[*]Other form of Activity Covering[/list]
Unless your parents are techies (like my father) they probably won't know about flash cookies or the DNS cache, so these should cover your tracks quite nicely.[/QUOTE]
Or just download hl2dm for free off of steam (Needs nvidia or ati gfx card) and use the ingame browser
[QUOTE=windwakr;19806042]Those private browsing modes in browsers are no good. Flash cookies still get stored through them. You're better off just [url=http://www.sandboxie.com/]Sandboxing[/url] your browser, then deleting the sandbox when you're done.[/QUOTE]
How many moms even know what a flash cookie is? Download Chrome OP. Also, if your mom is going to bitch about it, say you we're curious and that it wont happen again. I know it sucks to lie to mommy but, it'll work if you're a spoiled bitch.
[QUOTE=Furioso;19805940]Tell her that you're a teenager, that it's completely healthy to have biological impulses, and that it's perfectly natural to act on these impulses by watching pornography. You could also tell her that it's actually beneficial to masturbate, seeing as it's been proven that it reduces the risk of prostate cancer.[/QUOTE]
"It is satan that gives you those impulses" - Mom
Good Job, She now knows you're not gay.
just tell her you accidentally clicked on a link
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[QUOTE=Roktarok;19807940]Good thing my mom doesn't even know wat a history is, and my dad thinks Google is a browser :D, and for OP, just don't mention it, your mom is probably not going to..[/QUOTE]
yeah see i thought this like 3 years ago... turns out i was quite wrong
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they learn
Tools > Options > Never Remember History (or something similar if you're not using FireFox).
And tell her you can't get to sleep so you have to "do it with yourself" so you can relax.
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