• Oh shit, my mum found porn on my computer
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get into the habit of pressing "win key + l" every time you leave the computer.
"Thank you, mom, for breaking my privacy"
Say your dad is always calling you a fag so you wanted to prove your straight
[QUOTE=Raffi.;19808377]Tools > Options > Never Remember History (or something similar if you're not using FireFox). And tell her you can't get to sleep so you have to "do it with yourself" so you can relax.[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but that would be a pain for some people. [QUOTE=Within;19808413]"Thank you, mom, for breaking my privacy"[/QUOTE] Some parents don't think we have a right to privacy because the kid is in their household.
Streaming porn is shit anyway. Just download it and use truecrypt. And clear your goddamn history. Obsessively.
If I found out someone went on my computer while I was away. :argh: [editline].[/editline] Actually come to think of it, I did find some odd porn in my browsing history when I got back from a movie once. :geno:
Truecrypt is amazing.
Tell her it was for a school project.
[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;19809385]Tell her it was for a school project.[/QUOTE] Then when your mom rings up the school and the school asks for the project tell them the dog ate it.
[QUOTE=socklicker;19805800]I have the same problem. Except it's my little brother looking at my history and every once in a while he's like "I know you look at porn". He's acting like it's a big deal or something.[/QUOTE] Take him out in the woods for a walk, then you point at something on the ground, THEN YOU BUTTFU*K HIM HARD!!! o_o
[QUOTE=Bautista;19805438]Tell her to watch it with you[/QUOTE] Mom i need you to come with me upstairs. I need to show something about what happens when you grow older and your body changes.
confess to your mom you furiously masturbate to lesbians
Just say your friend sent you a link on msn (or something similar). Say you immediately closed it :v:
I say just chill about it until your mom brings it up. Then proceed to blame it on a pop-up.
[QUOTE=64fanatic;19808054]I bet she checks the history again and sees this thread here.[/QUOTE] And then makes a thread about it on Facepunch.
Karma in effect on OP, for sending me child porn on steam.
try and convince her to have sex with you.
[QUOTE=Sgt Pringles;19806970]oh wow[/QUOTE] Woah what the fuck. I didn't want it to turn out that way. What the hell? Okay, I'll fix it.
I know beat her with the laptop while play lesbian porn at full volume.
[QUOTE=Sgt Pringles;19806970]oh wow[/QUOTE] Come on guys, I'm not a dumbshit. Please believe me. :smith: [editline]05:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zatar963;19806076][IMG]http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/543009352041/inlineimg/Y/thats_the_joke-1.jpg[/IMG] That's the joke.[/QUOTE] I just fixed it, the URL messed up so it went to Temp or something. :byodood:
Save porn to desktop, set background as a tasteful lesbian montage
good going idiot!!!!!!!!!
Heh. Imagine if my parents found out what I look at. :allears:
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805435]Guys can't be lesbian..?[/QUOTE] Oh, you haven't seen that one image?
Why the fuck was she out of the kitchen in the first place?
Both of my parents know I masturbate and watch porn and they don't give a fuck.
[QUOTE=Ins4ne;19811323]Why the fuck was she out of the kitchen in the first place?[/QUOTE] shes a mom not a wife/girlfriend
I was forced to watch it at gunpoint mum please! [editline]05:44PM[/editline] Should of scared her with 2 girls 1 cup.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;19805758]Just admit that you watch it and tell her that at least she knows you're straight now.[/QUOTE] Yeah I'm gonna have to say you'll need to resort to.... honesty :O
First of all, I don't watch porn, but I understand why others do. My tip of advice? Set Goatse as her desktop background to get revenge for sneaking on your comp!
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