• Oh shit, my mum found porn on my computer
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[QUOTE=cheetahben;19815488]First of all, I don't watch porn, but I understand why others do. My tip of advice? Set Goatse as her desktop background to get revenge for sneaking on your comp![/QUOTE]Why/how would you not watch porn unless you're <11?
I just choose not to. It's a personal decision. And yes, I am older than 11. Besides, what's so appealing about seeing lesbians mack all over each other?
[QUOTE=cheetahben;19815550]I just choose not to. It's a personal decision. And yes, I am older than 11. Besides, what's so appealing about seeing lesbians mack all over each other?[/QUOTE]It makes your penis happy, then you stroke your penis and then it explodes with juices everywhere, signifying its happiness.
Call her a lesbian for looking at lesbian porn. [editline]12:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=cheetahben;19815550]I just choose not to. It's a personal decision. And yes, I am older than 11. Besides, what's so appealing about seeing lesbians mack all over each other?[/QUOTE] It's pretty awesome.
Freak her out by putting 2 girls 1 cup in your history. Teach her a lesson.
I had my sister catch my folder and she told my mom. I left my folder I was saving pictures in on the "save pictures" default folder it comes up to. I told my mom in the car that was in fact a "virus" and when my sister deleted it my computer got "faster" :smug:
Tell her it was a pop-up and that you guys might have a virus.. LOL
[QUOTE=cheetahben;19815550]I just choose not to. It's a personal decision. And yes, I am older than 11. Besides, what's so appealing about seeing lesbians mack all over each other?[/QUOTE] Honestly I'm gonna have to agree with this dude. If the girls are all over each other what do you do? Lol, and I don't watch porn either. Not very good for you. But I have no objection to hot chicks. [editline]12:14AM[/editline] It's also just not as appealing as girls themselves to me. I mean I like toilet paper but just because I use two rolls at the same time doesn't make it any better.
[QUOTE=InfernoZN;19816447]Honestly I'm gonna have to agree with this dude. If the girls are all over each other what do you do? Lol, and I don't watch porn either. Not very good for you. But I have no objection to hot chicks.[/QUOTE] ...wth
Your Fucked. She going beat the shit out of you.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19811347]Both of my parents know I masturbate and watch porn and they don't give a fuck.[/QUOTE] Can I buy your parents? Mine go all batshit about nudity/masturbation and they don't even go to church ;-;
To be honest I am surprised your mother knows how to check history since mine can barely even turn the computer on.
[QUOTE=Turbis2;19816849]To be honest I am surprised your mother knows how to check history since mine can barely even turn the computer on.[/QUOTE] Your mother = Everyone else mother?
accuse her of going on it.
watch more
I remember downloading some anime porn on my torrent (I named it half-life 2 episode three trailer so nobody could suspect it). My Mom asked me to use the pc for a few minutes (her PC was in service). I got out of the room to let her use it, and when I went back, moments before I entered the room, she opened torrent to check her downloads and clicked on "half-life 2 episode three trailer", watched it for 10 seconds and closed. She acted like she didn't saw anything, but shit I'm stupid - I forgot that she loves Half Life.
Wank off in your mothers face just to teach her a lesson in privacy.
My parents were looking in my history, I had some porn there and asked me later "what's that facepunch thing"
So, OP... you never gave us a link to these lesbians.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;19818702]So, OP... you never gave us a link to these lesbians.[/QUOTE] fine.. it was that shitty one that everyone's seen.. "Lesbians do 69'er" on redtube :saddowns:
If Firefox, use the Clear Private Data function and set it to clear History on exit or NOT to remember any history.
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