Write a message for you to veiw for dec/jan 1 or 31,2010
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looked back at the my post and didn't like what i saw :(...
edited so i'll never see what i wrote back then.
Dear Parahex,
If you still haven't found love, you oughta be ashamed.
Dear future self,
You are a faggat.
Signed, current me.
PS: Has Episode 3 been released yet, or atleast Black Mesa: Source? Fucking hell.
PSS:
[QUOTE=jedi]Reflect on how much this thread is will fail.
That is all.[/QUOTE]
Is this dick dead yet? If not, kill him. Good day.
Reflect on how much this thread is will fail.
That is all.
Hey me.
why the fuck do you not have a moving buddy?
Don't have one? GET ONE.
It's hot out and it's December. What's going on here!?
Hey ExTek.
Did you get banned yet?
Is Sarah doing OK?
Are you still weak?
Do you still have your iPod touch?
Do you still hate school?
Done...
Everyone is still going insane over this "Obama" guy. How's he doing now?
Starcraft 2 is currently unreleased.
Battlefront 3 has been canceled.
Jack Black is still alive.
John McCain is still alive.
George W. Bush is still alive.
Dane Cook is still not funny.
WoW is still the MMO leader.
Your new fish, Billy Mays and Andy, are still alive.
Dear Future Self,
I hope 2010 is quite nice.
Tell me how it went with that girl.
Make sure to save up $4,500 for that new thing.
Oh and build a bunker underneath the barn for 2012.
DON'T BLOW YOUR ARM OFF.
1) IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND PROCEED TO STEP 3 AND SKIP STEP 2, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND PROCEED TO STEP 2
2) KILL YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY
3) BUY A NEW CAPS LOCK KEY AND PUSH IT TO STOP YELLING ALSO GRATS ON THE PUSSY
Dear Loch of 2010,
How's Diablo 3 going? Actually, stupid question. If it's good, you won't be reading this; but if you do read this - well, I already know the answer, don't I?
As I'm writing this, I'm still waiting for D3 and SC2 to be released. Let me know how they both are, okay?
How's Half-Life 2: Episode Three?
I hope you're enjoying (half-)life.
See ya,
1st Jan, 2009 Loch.
LifeSlash (rAFTA! >)
Are you still playing L4D? You were obsessed with that game. How about garrysmod? How about your custom mousemats, and your room? Looks the same? I bet not. Did you ever score with that girl who's name starts with a K? How about C? I hope you fucking lost your virginity with one of them bro.
I really fucking hope so.
- Future Me.
Hey? Still got your 4870? How're the RATs going on? Learn Go yet? Anything awkward happen between Connor and that strange Asian girl?
-Zarithas of Jan. 1 '09
Sup me, still got that mohawk? You better. Got a girlfriend yet? They're pretty nifty. Has Amber been over yet? Still got that kickass jacket? Have nukes been launched yet? I hope /b/'s dead.
Love, me.
Dear Lord Ivan:
Finish that Team Fortress 2 map you were working on? Of course not, [B]because you're a fucking twat who can't stick to one project! Jesus christ you ADD ridden dumbshit![/B]
Hey me,
You have better of fucked your girlfriends asian pussy, or any pussy for the matter.
Not to self: don't forget to feed the dog.
Hey me, it's you.
1. Are gas prices as bad as $1.50?
2. Are you in shape yet?
3. Does Chrome allow Addon support similar to Firefox's?
4. IS DUKE NUKEM FOREVER OUT YET?
5. Do you have a new pet rabbit?
6. Did the rabbit die?
8. Are all of the major countries still there?
9. Are all of the minor countries still there?
10. Did Obama mess up big time yet?
11. Can you still play Garry's Mod?
12. Any Decent FPS's for the Wii yet?
13. Get a girlfriend yet?
14. Family still alive?
15. Still Christian?
16. Kicked out of school?
Love you.
Dear Kremlin:
Let's hope to god the /b/ cancer isn't here when you read this again.
Love, Kremlin.
King of page 3.
Hey Sebastian,
Wassapinen? You get laid yet? I swear to fucking god your ass better have gotten laid or I'm going to kick your fucking ass when I find out!
Anywhos...
How's your computer? Still running? Better be, wasted two years of our lives getting it.
But yeah, you're a senior right? You'd better be, but anyways don't give up, only a few more months and you're free. Cross country road trip with nothing but your car, what money is on ya, and whatever happens to be in your pockets. Can't wait.
You still talk to Janelle/date Ondrea yet? Get on the ball!
You know I love you, you magnificent bastard! I mean, who couldn't? Write back soon.
Love, Sebastian.
ps: How's the PSP doing? They stop all production? And you get a damn battery for that thing yet?
Listen I knew you would do something stupid, so, listen just call dad, he'll help you out, trust me. Don't get to caught in life just live it. I love you Tyler, you should know this. -Tyler
Dear Me,
Firstly, make sure you get off your big ass and find a hobby if you haven't already. Now I will predict what will happen in your past and my future.
1. The recession doesn't turn into a depression.
2. Obama pulls the troops out of the Middle East.
3. Half-life 2: Episode 3 is not yet released.
4. One of your parrots has escaped out the backdoor.
5. Miley Cyrus was involved in a sex/drug/violence scandal.
6. You've lost contact with your brother.
7. Russia makes invasion threats.
8. You have been banned twice since your first ban.
Oh, one more thing, [i][b]CODE[/b]: Tango!!! [/i]
Dear Jack Bryce
If you don't have a girlfriend just sit very still and all will be revealed, also read no further.
However, if you do have a girlfriend, hide under your desk and wait for the blades to stop flying.
Dear Solidax
By the time you get this message, it will have been a year from now. When you read this you will be legally allowed to drink. I hope you don't become a drunk like your father, that would kill me. I hope your life is going good still, although you might change at all. It seems like yesterday we were sitting down waiting for 2008 to come. Ah how time flies. Do those rednecks still live upstairs? God they're annoying. Cheer up though, because when you read this you'll be on the new computer we're going to start saving for. Ah my dear Solidax.. It's a shame we're a whole year apart. If only I had you here now I would make sweet love to you for hours upon hours. Well, I must be going. Take care of yourself.
Sincerely, You. 1:01 AM January 1st, 2009.
Dear Future Sexy Self,
It's finally 2009, 2010 when you read this. I just want to wish you luck with Laura, and hopefully you both can say you love each other a year from now. Also, for fucks sake, do something useful and get a DSLR camera. Kay? You need a job.
Yes, I was this hostile a year ago. :v:
Hey, Protocol, what's up?
What the fuck did you get for your birthday you lazy cunt? You got an iPod for christmas and that's all you wanted, remember? Hey, how's GRID? Did you pick up some notable metal albums? What's your favorite album? Did you fill up that iPod yet?
Ever find out why your dad's a self centered cunt?
Anyway, later brosef
Hey hey hey, matt. How's it going up in 2010?
I suggest you're enjoying tenth grade, and I hope you kicked Harry's ass by now, because he won't stop fucking messing with you. If you didn't, and I read this message, I'm going to be SO fucking raged.
How about aurelia, the chic who plays WoW. Did you get with her? Ehh? Work that magic, man. Lets see. You're at a fine weight right now so keep it that way, don't go above 120. I hope you grew a couple inches, shorty. That computer that you build better be nice. Make sure you don't fuck anything up. Also you better have not gotten suspended or anything, or your college record is fucked. Also please try to get the cat back.
Good luck out there matt, you're gonna need it.
Train,
Get out of the house and get laid!
P.S. Quit wasting money on computer parts
Hey Medicman, Planetside is cool. I hope I reach BR25 CR5.
Dear Dave
Don't be a dumbass and break up with Sara it has been 8 months almost 9 and your in love so much also i hope you have not gotten caught with the ganja yet. By now you probably have a new guitar and your drums are kicking rad. Dear to god you have moved on to a different band then pink floyd. and your hair better be as long as it now about 9 10 inches or i will kick your ass. Still be cool do not forget about your self
If you do not have your permit by now you are a retard
Still with her?
Any Stds
Brother moved out
Brother getting caught drunk
new guitar?
yurtruby 80?
have a piece yet
Have the same phone
Keep your nose clean
you jackass
Don't fuck this up
Love
Dave
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