[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;26025682]...Well DUH. Why would I open the door without looking? It could be an axe murderer/rapist extraordinaire.
Or a Jehovah's Witness.[/QUOTE]
One time when a Jehovah's witness came to my door I opened it up and screamed at them "GO AWAY, I AM CELEBRATING HOLIDAYS!" and slammed the door
I felt like a man.
Oh, and how about this one, too:
[img]http://nonadventures.com/comics/2010-11-13-223.png[/img]
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26035155]Oh, and how about this one, too:
[img_thumb]http://nonadventures.com/comics/2010-11-13-223.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Wonderella, I...
[QUOTE=meepugh;26007636][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2mor32s.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Anybody know what this meme is? I see it all the time.
[img]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/6717/trollscience.png[/img]
OC by me.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;26035380]Anybody know what this meme is? I see it all the time.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure it's called staredad.
[QUOTE=Scoooby;26032444]I got some more children.
A desperate jesus freak who stalks other people at her school.
[img_thumb]http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6614/wowoww.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Last batch, I'm done, and I blocked her.
I feel like an ass.
[img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/175/ohgod2.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Scoooby;26035614]Last batch, I'm done, and I blocked her.
I feel like an ass.
[img_thumb]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/175/ohgod2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
She wanted the cock.
[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]
IOh god I saw her uplcose OG GOD UUGGH.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;26035856][img_thumb]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/082/284/original/1289494150995.jpg?1289496043[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I still don't know how to do this.
Edit: I hope this doesn't stretch the page
[img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/654/concealedgun.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5397/stores.gif[/img]
[img]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1087/morsecodef.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4996/lockpick.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/147/elevator.png[/img]
[img]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9362/lifehack.png[/img]
[img]http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9471/religiongraph.png[/img]
[img]http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3385/candyz.png[/img]
[img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9728/boolets.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/6394/77338507.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/8537/bottledwater.jpg[/img]
This is now the informative page.
[QUOTE=MIPS;26035473]He's floating.
What?[/QUOTE]
He jumped when the train started accelerating.
[QUOTE=Crash2;26036131]He jumped when the train started accelerating.[/QUOTE]
But unless he's on the moon, gravity would pull him down about half a second after being airborne.
Edit: It looks like he's on a rail hanging from the ceiling. The ceiling where he starts hovering isn't shown.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;26036096][img_thumb]http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4996/lockpick.jpg[/img_thumb]
[/QUOTE]
We've all played Elder Scrolls thank you very much. :colbert:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
[url='http://www.facepunch.com/fp_images.php']I present to you every funny image known to man.[/url]
[url=http://4gifs.com][img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152825-3/Druggie_arrested.gif?[/img][/url]
now what could that be
[QUOTE=Detective P;26026545]Mustard gas.
My conscious needs me to say it, incase anyone doesn't know still.[/QUOTE]
Actually its not mustard gas, mustard gas requires sulfer which none of those ingredients supply, what it actually releases is chlorine gas which is still very toxic.
[QUOTE=Orki;26010693]
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;26010490][img_thumb]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3474/thehiddenfuckingtruth.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/download.PNG[/img_thumb]
I never get to max speed untill it's done :([/QUOTE]
Hmm a grid net of 5 minutes?
[img]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/1821/whenicheck.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Greenen72;26036601]Ladies and Gentlemen,
[url='http://www.facepunch.com/fp_images.php']I present to you every funny image known to man.[/url][/QUOTE]
Holy shit.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14113075/Suprise.png[/img]
Original was taken at a party i went last night.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;26036096]
[img_thumb]http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4996/lockpick.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://guides.gamepressure.com/theelderscrolls4oblivion/gfx/word/164868265.jpg[/img]
Every damn time...
[QUOTE=Jorori;26033239]T-Rexes didn't hunt their food, they were mainly carrion eaters.[/QUOTE]
This is highly debated, it is known however that younger t-rexes were able to hunt by themself and were actually quite agile.
It was when they matured that they grew exponentionally, gaining around 1 kilogram of weight [b]each day[/b].
I tried...
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2z7exip.jpg[/IMG]
If you're rating disagree you don't understand troll science.
[QUOTE=Pred4tor;26026368]You gotta try this one:
[img_thumb]http://i34.tinypic.com/16kxb13.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I see this alot and people always say it's because of the mustard gas. That's not true. Mustard gas is made out of chlorine and sulfur. There's no sulfur here whatsoever.
What happens here instead is that when you mix bleach with something acidic like vinegar or ammonia (also commonly used as an ingredient in these recipes), large quantities of chlorine gas are released. Chlorine gas is extremely dangerous and a single breath can be fatal.
It's not hard to see how these have been mixed up. Like mustard gas, chlorine gas was also used in the chemical warfare of WW1. Chlorine is also yellow (mustard gas is not), which further creates confusion between the two compounds.
[QUOTE=The Rizzler;26036690][url=http://4gifs.com][img_thumb]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152825-3/Druggie_arrested.gif?[/img_thumb][/url]
now what could that be[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8691/yivum1.gif[/img]
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