• What are you thinking? V. I Drive A Chevrolet Movie-Theater
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18741804]:smug: touche, johnny baby?[/QUOTE] Well, the demon code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms? What's the ca-ha-hetch?
:geno: again.. scaring me...
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18741860]:geno: again.. scaring me...[/QUOTE] Wait, do you not know Beelzeboss? :(
The final showdown?
Die thread, die!
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18741888]The final showdown?[/QUOTE] Indeed.
No, liiiiiive!
[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;18741890]Die thread, die![/QUOTE] Wishful thinking? :3 [editline]03:05AM[/editline] I wonder if married men have sex with their wives and know if/when they are faking it but they dont care because they are getting some.. :raise:
IT'S ALIIIIIIVE! [URL=http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/#a753858f4aa91dbe8f3d561608780ac6.jpg][IMG]http://old.filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/a753858f4aa91dbe8f3d561608780ac6.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [editline]11:06PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HookerVomit;18741905][editline]03:05AM[/editline] I wonder if married men have sex with their wives and know if/when they are faking it but they dont care because they are getting some.. :raise:[/QUOTE] I would. :colbert:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18741758]A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But nay there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B. And he refused to step in-line. A vision he did see-eth Fuckin' rockin' all the time. He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. Oh the dragons balls were blazin' As I stepped into his cave. Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, With a long and shiney blade! 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, Fuckalize sing fuckaloo! And if you try to fuck with me, Then I shall fuck you too! Gotta get it on in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! ..::Meat Loaf (Father)::.. You've disobeyed my orders son, Why were you ever born? Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll's the devil's work, He wants you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction, And chaos it will bring. You'd better shut your mouth, You better watch your tone! You're going for a week with no telephone! Don't let me here you cry, Don't let me hear you moan! You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone... I'm askin' for your guidance, Won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre Who will teach me how to rock. My Father thinks you're evil, But man, he can suck a cock. Rock is not the devil's work, It's magical and rad. I'll never rock as long as I am Stuck here with my Dad... ..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::.. I hear you brave young Jables, You are hungry for the rock. But to learn the ancient method, Sacred doors you must unlock. Escape your father's clutches, And this oppressive neighborhood. On a journey you must go, To find the land of Hollywood! In The City of Fallen Angels, Where the ocean meets the sand, You will form a strong alliance, And the world's most awesome band! To find your fame and fortune, Through the valley you must walk. You will face your inner demons. Now go my son and rock! ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart. And he journeyed far and wide To find the secrets of his art. But in the end he knew That he would find his counterpart. Rooooock! Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.[/QUOTE] Oh, give me your attention, There's been a new invention; It isn't any larger than an adding machine. It's only fair to mention, Though it's a new invention; It's one that you have heard about, but few have ever seen. It doesn't do division and it doesn't multiply; It doesn't want to be a bird, it doesn't try to fly. It came about because they made a big atomic bomb. The Geiger Counter's clicking And because of all its ticking, I know where the idea came from. Chorus 1: I tic, tic, tic, why do I tic, tic? What amazing trick makes me tic, tic, tic? I tic, tic, tic, an electric tic When I feel a realistic tic. You're such an attractive chick, You give me a radioactive kick; It's distractive the way you stick, But love, love makes me tic. I tic, tic, tic, and my heart beats quick, How can anything go wrong? When I'm list'nin' to that Geiger Counter song, I tic, tic all day long. Chorus 2: I tic, tic, tic, why do I tic, tic? What amazing trick makes me tic, tic, tic, tic, tic? I tic, tic, tic, an electric tic When I feel a realistic tic. The butcher and the baker tics, So does the maker of candlesticks; Lawyers have their politics, But love, love makes 'em tic. So, tic, tic, tic, let your heart tic, tic, How can anything go wrong? If you're list'nin' to that Geiger Counter song, You'll tic, tic all day long. Patter: Like the butcher and baker tics, Like the candlestick-maker tics; Like the doctor and the lawyer tics, Even though he's mixed up in his politics. Like the merchant and the Indian chief tic, tics, Like the poor and like the rich man tic, tic, tics; Like the diggin' a ditch man, The butter and egg man, A poor wooden leg man; The beggar and thief! They all found out what it's all about, When it's love you can't be wrong, Better listen to that Geiger Counter song, And tic, tic all day long. Tic, tic, tic, tic, Tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, Tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, tic, Tic. That's right mother fucker, pre-fifties optimism. :smug:
Uh-oh johnny... we've got some competition in here!
I was listening to Tenacious D. before. Crazy stuff.
[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;18742003]I was listening to Tenacious D. before. Crazy stuff.[/QUOTE] No you're not! [url]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9zlya_doris-day-tick-tick-tick-my-dream-i_music[/url]
Also, I'm eating Gummy Frogs.
Just beat "Dead Space" (got it during the steam sale) pretty interesting game...got really hard near the end but it was still fun.
Unusually quiet in here...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOC-hDULX1c[/media]
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18742213]Unusually quiet in here...[/QUOTE] Shh.
For.Fucks.Sake. The fucking hot girls thread made my laptop lag for a good 30 minutes. Those idiots need to learn to TAG PICTURES
:smug:
People are so quick to judge. I changed my steam name to "guy that quits when game starts" and I instantly got kicked out of the first L4D2 lobby I joined.
[url]www.tinychat.com/poy[/url] [editline]03:51AM[/editline] WTF? [2:46] guest-63899 entered the room [2:46] ashley_hv: oh hai.. [2:46] ashley_hv: :[ [2:46] ashley_hv: :'[ [2:46] guest-63899 changed nickname to b [2:47] ashley_hv: ... [2:47] b: ... [2:47] ashley_hv: boos? [2:47] ashley_hv: :3 [2:47] b: i love you [2:47] ashley_hv: :O [editline]03:52AM[/editline] :saddowns: [editline]03:55AM[/editline] um.. who was that?
Note: Metal music blasting does not get rid of headaches.
That's like saying a knife does not fix a stab wound.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18742359]That's like saying a knife does not fix a stab wound.[/QUOTE] That would explain all this blood.
5,888 post JohnnyMo1 is a awesome user w/ a awesome avatar :razz:
Indeed.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Tell me, darling. Are you bold enough to reach for love? You: :\ Stranger: :/ You: Um You: asl? Stranger: 20/m You: really? Stranger: yUP. Stranger: *Yup You: im 20/f Stranger: I'm cooler. You: uh huh... You: whats your name? Stranger: you first. You: i asked first You: >:[ Stranger: I shared asl first. Stranger: It's your turn. You: ashley Stranger: Marvin. You: huh. Stranger: Marvin McSnickleforths. Stranger: ()..() ('. ' ) (><) (')(') You: wow.. you must be really bored Stranger: No. Stranger: I like that bunny. You: its ugly You: mines better Stranger: Stop talking about your face. You: :( Stranger: Yea, I said it. You: ( )( ) You: (. . ) You: (")(")o You: :\ Stranger: ugliest bunny ever You: :'[ You: why are you so mean You: :( Stranger: Why are you the worst person ever? You: im not.. Stranger: I don't believe that. You: but i guess I must be since i might have cervical cancer... You: so thats always fun You: go me.. Stranger: That'll do it. You: yeah..thanks a lot. You: go back to 4chan Stranger: I can say that same to you, hun. You: i dont visit that site You: its full of assholes and dumbfucks Stranger: Neither do I/. You: whatever Stranger: You started it, anyway. Stranger: My widdle bunneh was the best. You: no You: your fucking rabbit looked like it was on crack
Hahaha.
All bunnies are better with a nail through their chest :smile:
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