According to the Hillington Report conducted by the J. F. F. Rockafellow Institute for Advanced Education in 1983 approximately 68.8% of Camp er Joe's parameters are invalid allowing us to safely and practically hypothesize that he is being defensive.
[QUOTE=MasterG;28295570]That sounds like something Hitler would say.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like some Hitler would say.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;28295716]That sounds like some Hitler would say.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something Hitler would say.
This thread taught Kim Jong-il all he knows about running a country.
[QUOTE=carrot;28295844]That sounds like something Hitler would say.[/QUOTE]
You're being defensive.
Haha wow 4 pages of the same five lines :buddy: You guys are awesome.
[QUOTE=Balrog;28296128]Haha wow 4 pages of the same five lines :buddy: You guys are awesome.[/QUOTE]
Now you're just splitting hairs.
I thought you won arguments by yelling and not letting the other person say anything!
You win any argument by learning how to moonwalk.
Opponent: I disagree with your stance on the issue.
Me: BITCH, I CAN DO THE MOONWALK.
[media]http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/moonwalk2808dd4akz4.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=General Omega;28296592]I thought you won arguments by yelling and not letting the other person say anything![/QUOTE]
You're comparing apples and oranges.
wait, if you will win every argument every time, what if, now this is just a thought, what if you had two people who read this guide argue with each other?
[QUOTE=alex-is-epic;28298563]wait, if you will win every argument every time, what if, now this is just a thought, what if you had two people who read this guide argue with each other?[/QUOTE]
Whoever dies of starvation first loses.
Obviously the writer isn't invited to parties because everyone that does know what they're saying is sick of arguing with a moron.
[QUOTE=John the Gr8;28295099]what are your parameters?[/QUOTE]
What are your kilometers?
That sounds suspiciously like something Joseph Stalin could have said!
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;28300801]That sounds suspiciously like something Joseph Stalin could have said![/QUOTE]
That sounds suspiciously like something hitler would have said.
That sounds suspiciously like something Churchill would have said.
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;28299980]Obviously the writer isn't invited to parties because everyone that does know what they're saying is sick of arguing with a moron.[/QUOTE]
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It's satire
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;28302219]thatsthejoke.jpg
It's satire[/QUOTE]
You are just begging the question.
I win arguments by letting my opponent win it for me.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;28302926]I win arguments by letting my opponent win it for me.[/QUOTE]
So you just lose arguments and then try to recover by saying, "Ha, joke's on you because I wasn't actually arguing!"
No I let them make a weakness in their argument then I exploit that weakness.
You should come to the next Debation Nation meeting.
That probably works better than what I suggested.
I'm being defensive.
I couldn't breath through about the first 2 pages, then there were only a few gems after that. I instantly thought of the Argument Clinic skit, but I came in late to the thread, and as the Duke of Earl stated after the 2043 Mars elections, he was per se "beaten to it". I.E. he was being defensive of Hitler's splitting of hairs.
[QUOTE=Rayjingstorm;28308661]I couldn't breath through about the first 2 pages, then there were only a few gems after that. I instantly thought of the Argument Clinic skit, but I came in late to the thread, and as the Duke of Earl stated after the 2043 Mars elections, he was per se "beaten to it". I.E. he was being defensive of Hitler's splitting of hairs.[/QUOTE]
:golfclap: Well put.
[QUOTE=Rayjingstorm;28308661]I couldn't breath through about the first 2 pages, then there were only a few gems after that. I instantly thought of the Argument Clinic skit, but I came in late to the thread, and as the Duke of Earl stated after the 2043 Mars elections, he was per se "beaten to it". I.E. he was being defensive of Hitler's splitting of hairs.[/QUOTE]
So what you're saying is
in terms of as it were, i.e. vis-a-vis qua per se, "Q.E.D." so to speak.
[QUOTE=Skiazo;28263439]
Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say ``You left your soiled underwear in my bath house.''
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I went into a laughing fit when I read this.
this also works on things like Cleverbot. I just stalled it by saying "that sounds like something hitler might've said, being the sine qua non of your digression of your moot points."
[QUOTE=mrhippieguy;28313712]this also works on things like Cleverbot. I just stalled it by saying "that sounds like something hitler might've said, being the sine qua non of your digression of your moot points."[/QUOTE]
Didn't work for me, Cleverbot knows his shit.
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[B]You're a robot.
[/B]No i'm not robot.
[B]You're being defensive.
[/B]You are saying what you do.
[B]Your style of argument is quite reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, circa the Korean War of 1886.
[/B]I find that very offensive.
[B] What are your parameters? I think you're begging the question.[/B]
Which is?
[B] You're being defensive once again.[/B]
Who am I being defensive when I just made a crude remark about your intelligence?
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