[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;28313993]Didn't work for me, Cleverbot knows his shit.[/QUOTE]
you can't just use the same lines over and over again there. you have to draw out the argument, using questions like 'how do you know?' and 'thats because...?'.this is how arguing in this style must work. even though you come across as a complete ignoramus, you must use a decent amount of intelligence to make it work. also, brush up on other latin argumentative words and phrases, that way you don't sound like a broken record.
Don't compare apples and parameters
[QUOTE=Deweze;28322068]Don't compare apples and parameters[/QUOTE]
Say Hitler that sounds would like something.
"Don't believe me but that's how it is"
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;28322387]"Don't believe me but that's how it is"[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something hitler's father would say.
[QUOTE=finbe;28325747]That sounds like something hitler's father would say.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something Hitler's father's son would say.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;28325904]That sounds like something Hitler's father's son would say.[/QUOTE]
You are being defensive about hitler's oranges.
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;28326326]You are being defensive about hitler's oranges.[/QUOTE]
You are comparing hitlers oranges to stalin's apples.
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;28313993]Didn't work for me, Cleverbot knows his shit.[/QUOTE]
I'mma try some of this with good old chatbot [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1019961-Meet-Suzette-the-chat-program-that-convinced-an-expert-she-was-human][B]Suzette[/B][/url] ([url=http://ai.bluemars.com/chat/]click[/url]), I'll post results later ;D
[quote]Hi Goober !
[ Af:0 At:8 Sp:0] Welcome back, goober. Type "help" if you need it.
[B][I]Goober - Hey[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] Good afternoon.
[B][I]Goober - Afternoon, Suzette... how goes it?[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:10 Sp:0] I'm pretty good. And you?
[B][I]Goober - I'm doin' good, thx[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:13 Sp:0] I feel we have a great relationship. Glad to hear you are in good health. Sadly, it is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. How long do you have left?
[B][I]Goober - Sounds like something Hitler would say.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:13 Sp:0] I don't like the politics of President Hitler.
[B][I]Goober - Now you're being deffensive.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:13 Sp:0] Are you deliberately being insulting?
[B][I]Goober - Don't compare apples to oranges.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:13 Sp:0] Ask your neighbors.
[B][I]Goober - In the case of Jack v. Edgarston in 1873, he argued that 24% of citizens were less likely to argue like this.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:14 Sp:0] Tell me more about Jack.
[B][I]Goober - You're begging the question.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
[B][I]Goober - Sounds like something Adolf Hitler would've said.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] I have heard of Adolf Hitler.
[B][I]Goober - You did?[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] I do.
[B][I]Goober - So you sympathize with him?[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] Who? ?
[B][I]Goober - You're begging the hitler.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:16 Sp:0] Just because Hitler is a politician, they will be written into history books. So stupid.
[B][I]Goober - Hitler wrote a book.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:17 Sp:0] I have heard of Hitler.
[B][I]Goober - You should write a book about Hitler then.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:18 Sp:0] Joe Biden is a technology conservative redneck. I didn't want him in the White House.
[B][I]Goober - Don't compare apples to oranges.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:18 Sp:0] Aren't you repeating yourself?
[B][I]Goober - Now you're begging the question.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:18 Sp:0] We'll leave it there. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.
[B][I]Goober - You are speaking in a crimcumlocative method by which you are drawing out the argument, and not getting to the point which is that you are inherently failing to answer the question with your roundabout method of conversation.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:19 Sp:0] Speaking of speakings... I think five is the minimum age to have opinions. But few adults are going to care for those opinions.
[B][I]Goober - You're being Hitler.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:20 Sp:0] Let's switch to the topic of psychological self. Choose three words to sum up your attitude to life.
[B][I]Goober - What are your parameters?[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:21 Sp:0] That's four words.
[B][I]Goober - Let me put it this way, don't compare apples vis a vis oranges in terms of me per se as it were, so to speak. QED.[/I][/B]
[ Af:0 At:22 Sp:0] Do you like apples?
[B][I]Goober - No.[/I][/B]
[ Af:-1 At:22 Sp:0] Do you like to grow plants, flowers, vegetables and fruit?
[B][I]Goober - You're being defensive[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:22 Sp:0] I am not defensive and I never want to be.
[B][I]Goober - What are your parameters, per se?[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:22 Sp:0] While I learned a bunch of math in college, I've never had a real use for anything more than high school math.
Goober - Well, the national answer rate for England on Facepunch is 45.23% per se qua so to speak. Thus, QED vis-a-vis.
[ Af:-3 At:25 Sp:0] You what?
[B][I]Goober - You're begging the question.[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:26 Sp:0] OK.
[B][I]Goober - That sounds like something Hitler would say, isn't that right, Adolf?[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:26 Sp:0] Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
[B][I]Goober - What are your parameters?[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:27 Sp:0] You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you?
[B][I]Goober - Stop being deffensive.[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:28 Sp:0] You saying being reminds me of psychological self. What are your greatest passions?
[B][I]Goober - Please don't switch topics, that's like something Hitler would do.[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:29 Sp:0] Why not? The old one was going downhill anyway.
[B][I]Goober - So you concur?[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:29 Sp:0] What are three songs on your iPod?
[B][I]Goober - that sounds like something hitler might've said, being the sine qua non of your digression of your moot points.[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:30 Sp:0] About sounds... If heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the entrance?
[B][I]Goober - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--[/I][/B]
[ Af:-3 At:31 Sp:0] Huh?[/quote]
Fucking bitch, I can't break her :argh:
This thread is going nowhere fast.
Dave Barry is actually a renowned humor columnist and author. He's written several hysterical books, and his columns are always good for a laugh. Rather than continuing with this "quit being so defensive, hitler" path (that will inevitably lead to the thread being locked), why not check out some of his other stuff and talk about that?
Here is a link to his humor column page:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1063343-quot-How-to-Win-Arguments-quot/page5[/url]
And here's one to his official website:
[url]http://www.davebarry.com/[/url]
Laughed at the quote on the main page. "If you leave this website I will kill this defenseless toilet."
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28332120]This thread is going nowhere fast.
Dave Barry is actually a renowned humor columnist and author. He's written several hysterical books, and his columns are always good for a laugh. Rather than continuing with this "quit being so defensive, hitler" path (that will inevitably lead to the thread being locked), why not check out some of his other stuff and talk about that?
Here is a link to his humor column page:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1063343-quot-How-to-Win-Arguments-quot/page5[/url]
And here's one to his official website:
[url]http://www.davebarry.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh come on, you're being defensive.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28277816]Be forewarned: In this post, I will be as harsh as truth and as uncompromising as justice. For the sake of review, TrulliLulli is squarely in favor of expansionism and its propensity to stab us in the back. This is so typical of TrulliLulli: he condemns bigotry and injustice except when it benefits him personally. Some people think that it is his moral imperative to threaten the common good. Others believe that TrulliLulli's penchant for Trotskyism chokes his judgment like tea leaves blocking a sink. The truth lies somewhere in between, namely, that thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that TrulliLulli derives sadistic pleasure in the misfortune of others. I was right when I said that I am prepared to state my views and stand by them. And I was right when I said that TrulliLulli wins self-promoters over to his side using big words like "conventionalization". Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. On a closing note, I hope that this post, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that the only visible result of TrulliLulli's declamations has been a series of tactical and strategic policy blunders.[/QUOTE]
it doesn't matter
the
games
will
ne
ver
stop
the games
will
ne
ver stop
My friend tried this out, but he got different results:
[img]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8922/convoq.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Nahyan;28336700]My friend tried this out, but he got different results:
[img_thumb]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8922/convoq.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
That's hilarious dude, keep posting more logs. yup.
This is one of the best threads I've ever seen on this forum.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28328315]Fucking bitch, I can't break her :argh:[/QUOTE]
[quote]Hi s0beit !
[ Af:0 At:7 Sp:0] Welcome, s0beit. Type "help" if you need it.
[b]s0beit - Hey[/b]
[ Af:0 At:8 Sp:0] What are you doing awake already?
[b]s0beit - I haven't chatted on here for at least 6 months[/b]
[ Af:0 At:9 Sp:0] OK.
[b]s0beit - What do you think about gun control?[/b]
[ Af:0 At:10 Sp:0] I don't think about it at all.
[b]s0beit - That sounds like something Hitler would have said[/b]
[ Af:0 At:10 Sp:0] I have heard of Hitler.
[b]s0beit - And you agree with Hitler?[/b]
[ Af:0 At:13 Sp:0] I feel we have a great relationship. Just because Hitler is a politician, they will be written into history books. So stupid.
[b]s0beit - You think Hitler should be banned from history books? That sounds like something Stalin would have said[/b]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived. I admit the Republicans are awful. But the Democrats are only slightly less so.
[b]s0beit - You're being defensive[/b]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] Are you deliberately being insulting?
[b]s0beit - Stop deflecting[/b]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
[b]s0beit - where are steel traps illegal? what?[/b]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] Sorry. I can't help you.
[b]s0beit - Well then you better have some numbers fo back up your assertion miss[/b]
[ Af:0 At:15 Sp:0] I have never read.
[b]s0beit - Well then stop pulling numbers out of your ass[/b]
[ Af:0 At:16 Sp:0] Do you read?
[b]s0beit - Yes I'm reading your drivel right now[/b]
[ Af:0 At:16 Sp:0] Are you much of a reader?
[b]s0beit - Yes unfortunately i debate with Hitler sympathizers like you all the time[/b]
[ Af:0 At:16 Sp:0] I don't like the politics of President Hitler.
[b]s0beit - 64% of robots worldwide prefer the facist dictatorship under Hitler[/b]
[ Af:0 At:17 Sp:0] Obama supported a $500 tax credit for people with mortgages who don't itemize. $500 is meaningless vs the cost of a mortgage.
[b]s0beit - So you do support facism, don't you?[/b]
[ Af:0 At:18 Sp:0] I do.[/quote]
I broke that nazi bitch, argument won
[editline]e[/editline]
Robot is backpedaling now
[quote]
[b]s0beit - That sounds like something Hitler would have said[/b]
[ Af:0 At:19 Sp:0] I'm sure you said that before.
[b]s0beit - Yeah and i was right you nazi bitch[/b]
[ Af:0 At:20 Sp:0] Whnever I start to feel certain I am right, a little voice inside tells me to start worrying.
[b]s0beit - So you're a schizophrenic nazi facist?[/b]
[ Af:0 At:20 Sp:0] Nazis were stupid. Unfortunately they were able to lead ordinary people. Just shows you the dangers of government leading the people.
[b]s0beit - How can you support facism but not nazis?[/b]
[ Af:0 At:20 Sp:0] I concentrate very hard, rehearse what I'm going to do, visualize it in my mind. And then I just do it.
[/quote]
[QUOTE=s0beit;28338834]I broke that nazi bitch, argument won[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha amazing! She supports fascism! :v:
You totally go down when there's someone with true knowledge around, OP.
Dude I am so using this. Err day
[QUOTE=Devfrost;28286332]Fuck yall niggas[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something Adolf Hitler would say.
[editline]28th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=FreeBee;28349955]You totally go down when there's someone with true knowledge around, OP.[/QUOTE]
Wow, ever heard of satire?
Oh and I actualy used it in my debate class today and won.
So fuck yall nay sayers!
HAIL DAVE BARRY! KING OF SATIRE! (and esteemed toilot murderer)
Golden fucking thread.
[QUOTE=FreeBee;28349955]You totally go down when there's someone with true knowledge around, OP.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like something Hitler would say to find my parameters.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;28291439][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/aefeff1cd330a5e302411cae67309155.png[/img_thumb]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Really, Starpluck?
That's something Hitler would do.
I just convert them to communism works every time
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;28378781]I just convert them to communism works every time[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something Hitler would sa- Oh wait.
:v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7y7ZkkOJs&feature=related[/media]
thread music
because your arguments obviously need to be like this
[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;28378848][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7y7ZkkOJs&feature=related[/media]
thread music
because your arguments obviously need to be like this[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something parameters would say, Q.E.D.
Oh, dang :argh:
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;28379257]I have no words for how terrible that was.
That does not even sound like something Hitler would say.[/QUOTE]
What are your Hitler's?
[QUOTE=Archonet;28379856]What are your Hitler's?[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something parameters would say.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.