• "How to Win Arguments"
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[QUOTE=LarparNar;28379939]That sounds like something parameters would say.[/QUOTE] Don't compare Hitlers and Stalins.
[QUOTE=Archonet;28379968]Don't compare Hitlers and Stalins.[/QUOTE] Let me put it this way, during the American Revolution as it were Hitler would be Stalin per se, and so in terms of your argument which is useless vis-a-vis mine, which is logical the difference between Hitler and Stalin today is only 0.01 bananas per se which is often less than apples and oranges e.g You're begging the question. [editline]2nd March 2011[/editline] Q.E.D /c
[QUOTE=LarparNar;28380003]Let me put it this way, during the American Revolution as it were Hitler would be Stalin per se, and so in terms of your argument which is useless vis-a-vis mine, which is logical the difference between Hitler and Stalin today is only 0.01 bananas per se which is often less than apples and oranges e.g You're begging the question. [editline]2nd March 2011[/editline] Q.E.D /c[/QUOTE] Now you're just splitting hairs, so to speak, for the ratio of bananas to apples and oranges is irrelevant, Q.E.D, this varies on a fruit-by-fruit basis, which either way the accomplishments of Stalin and Hitler were both magnified by WWII and its immediate aftermath. Qua, the logical difference is also, therefor, null and void, because of the difference in mango ratios during said time period. Vis a vis, a study conducted by Sir H.W. Morton in 1967 determined that fruits relation to WWII tyrants is irrelevant when it is noted that due to high complications with breadfish (More on the topic at [url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/breadfish/[/url] ) the question being begged means that all that what has been said by you is moot. e.g. If you've seen the motherless breadfish actually SWIMMING in the ocean waters, please give me and Sir H.W. Morton a call. Otherwise, your argument is nothing but a dung beetle mating with an epileptic cow, per se. :smug:
[QUOTE=Archonet;28380063]Now you're just splitting hairs, so to speak, for the ratio of bananas to apples and oranges is irrelevant, Q.E.D, this varies on a fruit-by-fruit basis, which either way the accomplishments of Stalin and Hitler were both magnified by WWII and its immediate aftermath. Qua, the logical difference is also, therefor, null and void, because of the difference in mango ratios during said time period. Vis a vis, a study conducted by Sir H.W. Morton in 1967 determined that fruits relation to WWII tyrants is irrelevant when it is noted that due to high complications with breadfish (More on the topic at [url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/breadfish/[/url] ) the question being begged means that all that what has been said by you is moot. e.g. If you've seen the motherless breadfish actually SWIMMING in the ocean waters, please give me and Sir H.W. Morton a call. Otherwise, your argument is nothing but a dung beetle mating with an epileptic cow, per se. :smug:[/QUOTE] I disagree. :colbert:
Quite.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;28380129]I disagree. :colbert:[/QUOTE] That sounds like something Hitler would say.
FP just please look up all phrases said in the post....just so you wont try to argue with another intelligent person and use them wrong.
[QUOTE=Archonet;28380063]Now you're just splitting hairs, so to speak, for the ratio of bananas to apples and oranges is irrelevant, Q.E.D, this varies on a fruit-by-fruit basis, which either way the accomplishments of Stalin and Hitler were both magnified by WWII and its immediate aftermath. Qua, the logical difference is also, therefor, null and void, because of the difference in mango ratios during said time period. Vis a vis, a study conducted by Sir H.W. Morton in 1967 determined that fruits relation to WWII tyrants is irrelevant when it is noted that due to high complications with breadfish (More on the topic at [url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/breadfish/[/url] ) the question being begged means that all that what has been said by you is moot. e.g. If you've seen the motherless breadfish actually SWIMMING in the ocean waters, please give me and Sir H.W. Morton a call. Otherwise, your argument is nothing but a dung beetle mating with an epileptic cow, per se. :smug:[/QUOTE] Bumping myself because its awesome and such.
[QUOTE=deathdealer2009;28382974]FP just please look up all phrases said in the post....just so you wont try to argue with another intelligent person and use them wrong.[/QUOTE] Shut up hitler
[QUOTE=Deweze;28385598]Shut up hitler[/QUOTE] You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler.
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[QUOTE=Archonet;28380258]That sounds like something Hitler would say.[/QUOTE] Well Hitler qua Hitler would never say something like that per se, as it were in the 18th century. Qua vis a vis Q.E.D. Wat bewys moes word.
I like to exaggerate figures and pretend like I know what I'm talking about over facebook because it makes people MAD
Godwin's law on the last page everything's invalid
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[QUOTE=haloguy234;28396758][img_thumb]http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7762/88495597.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I concur.
I just owned my parents. They know think I'm gifted from all your fancy words I used.
No wonder logic and reason weren't working. Now I'll finally be able to convince people they have horrible tastes.
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