• Pizza Atrocities and Crimes
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[QUOTE=X-tra;52089032][t]https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6d546eb2f656963893e6886ef31a8936-c[/t] [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aTpNzygxN9A/U4i6mMNBH6I/AAAAAAAAMeo/-Q8M6O5Qflo/s1600/TrekPuke.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] This is casserole, not pizza.
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[QUOTE=X-tra;52089032][t]https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6d546eb2f656963893e6886ef31a8936-c[/t] [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aTpNzygxN9A/U4i6mMNBH6I/AAAAAAAAMeo/-Q8M6O5Qflo/s1600/TrekPuke.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] That's a god damn pie
[QUOTE=gary spivey;52089036]That's a god damn pie[/QUOTE] Aren't pizzas technically just really thin pies? (unless pan pizzas)
[QUOTE=X-tra;52089032][t]https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6d546eb2f656963893e6886ef31a8936-c[/t] [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aTpNzygxN9A/U4i6mMNBH6I/AAAAAAAAMeo/-Q8M6O5Qflo/s1600/TrekPuke.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I've always wanted to try deep dish, at least for the novelty
Time for Japanese comedians making pizza, featuring a pig's face. [video=youtube;hi1_gg-AJLY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1_gg-AJLY[/video]
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;52085609][IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/f20418e4d879e88a7426e139c0d28133/tumblr_inline_okwxicFcrs1qfif3n_540.png[/IMG] hi kids today's lunch is banana and frothy gallbladder expellings pizza[/QUOTE] Banana works on pizza in combination with curry. Banana, curry and chicken is quite good.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;52086257]what's so bad about pineapple on pizza/hawaiian pizza? I guess I like it because I grew up eating it and never had a problem with it, but whenever I have pizza with pineapple someone I know says that's gross or something. like, not jokingly either. is it because fruit and pizza don't mix or something?[/QUOTE] Because it's an abomination and against the word of God. "If thy pizza be adorned with the fruit of the pineapple tree, thou taste buds shall be banished to the realm of Guy Fieri." - John's 3:17 [IMG]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/19/31/2a19314139545a5b4361ad4603e7ad3b.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Rocko's;52086257]what's so bad about pineapple on pizza/hawaiian pizza? I guess I like it because I grew up eating it and never had a problem with it, but whenever I have pizza with pineapple someone I know says that's gross or something. like, not jokingly either. is it because fruit and pizza don't mix or something?[/QUOTE] It's not a nightshade, not a root, nor is it an annual plant. So it doesn't beling
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52091209]It's not a nightshade, not a root, nor is it an annual plant. So it doesn't beling[/QUOTE] And tomatoes are fruits, what's your point?
Nobody said "New York City"? It seems rather disgusting that modern culture encourages the import/export of dirty tap water for that authentic NY Pizza taste.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;52091269]And tomatoes are fruits, what's your point?[/QUOTE] Tomatoes are nightshade my dude
[QUOTE=T553412;52086829]Pineapple on pizza is like putting a dozen little golden crowns on your pizza[/QUOTE] So it's not edible is what you're saying.
The creator of pineapple pizza should be burn in the hell with infernal flames
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52092725]Tomatoes are nightshade my dude[/QUOTE] Tomatoes are also [I]berries[/I] as they contain multiple seeds inside them. That's not the point. [QUOTE=gokiyono;52091209]It's not a nightshade, not a root, nor is it an annual plant. So it doesn't beling[/QUOTE] Is this carved in stone somewhere in Italy or are Danes in charge of what is and is not "allowed" on pizza now?
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[QUOTE=Vodkavia;52091363]slimy, goopy pineapple chunks[/QUOTE] If this is what your hawaiian pizza is like, you're getting your pizza from a fucking awful pizza place, I have never had anything CLOSE to a hawaiian pizza like this. I can get the argument that the pineapple overpowers it but the problem with your slimely goopy pineapple isn't a problem with hawaiian pizzas, it's a problem with whatever godawful pizza place you're going to.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;52092951]Tomatoes are also [I]berries[/I] as they contain multiple seeds inside them. That's not the point. Is this carved in stone somewhere in Italy or are Danes in charge of what is and is not "allowed" on pizza now?[/QUOTE] So what if they are berries? I can't really remember stating anything about weather or not they are fruits or berries or whatever. It's just a good rule of thumb for what kind of vegetables that are allowed on pizza :v:
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[QUOTE=stupid07er;52092985]Old (awful) gold [t]http://i.imgur.com/oQDnuPD.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] jesus fucking christ
[QUOTE=stupid07er;52092985]Old (awful) gold [t]http://i.imgur.com/oQDnuPD.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I can feel my arteries clogging up just by looking at it.
[QUOTE=stupid07er;52092985]Old (awful) gold [t]http://i.imgur.com/oQDnuPD.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Gather premium ingredients. Pansy ass looking Bacon strips. The fuck is with these strips of bacon as opposed to proper rashers of Bacon.
[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;52093419]Gather premium ingredients. Pansy ass looking Bacon strips. The fuck is with these strips of bacon as opposed to proper rashers of Bacon.[/QUOTE] Every Briton I know that's come to the US has raved about our bacon. If we wanted fried ham, we'd fry a slice of ham.
[QUOTE=Garrot;52089342]Banana works on pizza in combination with curry. Banana, curry and chicken is quite good.[/QUOTE] Banana is fucking awful on pizza.
Don't get the hate for pineapple. Isn't tomoato sauce sweet anyway?
[img]http://68.media.tumblr.com/7c4a58fc1db978e4ac5f583bc16ebad8/tumblr_inline_onln8wHM5t1t5w799_1280.png[/img] [editline]12th April 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=ChronoBlade;52093545]Don't get the hate for pineapple. Isn't tomoato sauce sweet anyway?[/QUOTE] pineapple usually goes on pizza with various bacon and bbq sauce, a combination already pretty firmly cemented outside of pizza
The only thing pineapple goes on is your grave
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;52085431][t]http://i.imgur.com/nKA4y9n.jpg[/t] [/QUOTE] As awful as it'd be for your health, I think I would like the slice with French fries on it :pudge:
[QUOTE=Hanso;52093762]As awful as it'd be for your health, I think I would like the slice with French fries on it :pudge:[/QUOTE] A bit starchy, ain't it
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