• Creative ways to ask a girl out.
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Put a pot of flowers in a box of water and freeze it. Leave the frozen cube with the flowers in it, and leave it and a hammer on her doorstep. Leave a note telling her to smash it open. Once she smashes it open, come up to her doorstep and say "Well, now that we've broken the ice, will you go out with me?" Works everytime. [sp]kudos to you, if you know what this is from[/sp]
cut off your ear and give it to her as a gift its a time tested method
[QUOTE=OH-SNAP!;27043164]Put a pot of flowers in a box of water and freeze it. Leave the frozen cube with the flowers in it, and leave it and a hammer on her doorstep. Leave a note telling her to smash it open. Once she smashes it open, come up to her doorstep and say "Well, now that we've broken the ice, will you go out with me?" Works everytime. [sp]kudos to you, if you know what this is from[/sp][/QUOTE] Great movie :D
convolutedlogic pretty much took the cake in campness candles
You: There's so many things I like about you, but one thing that bugs me to no end. Girl: What's that? You: Your relationship status on Facebook. It'll either go really well or really badly.
'help the homeless, take me home with you'
step one, is to have a big dick. step two, is to unzip your pants and pull out your cock, and start strutting your shit to the girl of your choice. Once you have her attention, start swinging your cock in a clockwise helicopter motion, and wink at her with a big ol' shit eating grin. When she sees your massive pulsating throbbing piece of man meat gyrating in circles you'll already have her swooning. The next step is to slide your dick inbetween her legs and start slapping the tip of your dick against her asshole, then whisper "God compelled me to do it" into her ear. She won't be able to let go of you.
[QUOTE=Snapzies;27043675]step one, is to have a big dick. step two, is to unzip your pants and pull out your cock, and start strutting your shit to the girl of your choice. Once you have her attention, start swinging your cock in a clockwise helicopter motion, and wink at her with a big ol' shit eating grin. When she sees your massive pulsating throbbing piece of man meat gyrating in circles you'll already have her swooning. The next step is to slide your dick inbetween her legs and start slapping the tip of your dick against her asshole, then whisper "God compelled me to do it" into her ear. She won't be able to let go of you.[/QUOTE] Er... Well, it is creative.
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;27043320]You: There's so many things I like about you, but one thing that bugs me to no end. Girl: What's that? You: Your relationship status on Facebook. It'll either go really well or really badly.[/QUOTE] Yeah, like if she says she doesn't have a Facebook :v: But I do quite like this one
"Oh hi, I didn't see you there." "But you walked up to me." "I ONLY SAW LOVE" Alternatively scream at her, "MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!"
1:Hey babe do you want to be my girlfiend? 2:Okay
If you're black, this one may work. "Hey, lets pretend to be gardening tools. I'll be the spade, you can be the hoe."
Just take the phone and call her, what are you trying to think?
Get a copy of Twilight and crudely replace the names of Bella and Edward with yours and hers. Preferably in crayon.
Wait until High School reunion and then find out she's married. :ohdear: [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=PotatoArmada;27042651]Just go up and say you like her ask if you can kiss her. Before she can answer just kiss her.[/QUOTE] And what if she doesn't want the kiss... It only works in movies, anyway. [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Pace.;27043179]cut off your ear and give it to her as a gift its a time tested method[/QUOTE] Don't forget to paint a self-portrait too. [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=OH-SNAP!;27043164]Put a pot of flowers in a box of water and freeze it. Leave the frozen cube with the flowers in it, and leave it and a hammer on her doorstep. Leave a note telling her to smash it open. Once she smashes it open, come up to her doorstep and say "Well, now that we've broken the ice, will you go out with me?" Works everytime. [sp]kudos to you, if you know what this is from[/sp][/QUOTE] That's romantic, yo. Tears in my eyes.
[QUOTE=Jookia;27043720]"Oh hi, I didn't see you there." "But you walked up to me." "I ONLY SAW LOVE" Alternatively scream at her, "MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!"[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiwKb-x7wXQ[/media] :smug:
State you are a Disney Channel X fan...How you love Twilight and High school musical...Unfortunately your head will explode from sheer repulsive things
This thread has ~50 posts whilst the "OCD Things you do in video games" has 239 and "Fast Anime" 3,667........................................................................................................................................................... [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] I suffer from amnesia. Do you here often?
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Kill a furry animal, and stuff it like a taxidermist. Then give it to her with a note attached saying "Unlike this animal, my love for you will never die".
stick your penis in her vag, obviously!!! nah nah seriously, girls like da funny and da confidence!! but as you get older it'll be 1. Money 2. Confidence 3. Da Funny
[QUOTE=geoface;27046035]stick your penis in her vag, obviously!!! nah nah seriously, girls like da funny and da confidence!! but [b]as you get older it'll be[/b] 1. Money 2. Confidence 3. Da Funny[/QUOTE] lies
Walk up to her and go ' ' And then rape her.
[QUOTE=Rock Ironrod;27044538]Get a copy of Twilight and crudely replace the names of Bella and Edward with yours and hers. Preferably in crayon.[/QUOTE] This. Is not going to work. Unless she's 12-14. If she is, I'm worried. Also, the way my boyfriend won me over is just by saying, in his exceedingly calm, cool, collected and casual way, "I think we should pursue a relationship".
Learn the following song and sing it to her: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOC7JRDzYI[/media]
Its easy to ask a girl out. You just walk to hey and say, "Hey, get out."
Trust Me, this works: Kidnap her..... (said it would work, I didn't say it was morally correct)
Punch her in the face to assert your dominance.
Burn "I LOVE YOU" into her lawn. Doing it in the middle of the night is key, after the deed is done throw a brick through her window and she will be your's forever.
[QUOTE=overpain;27043732]1:Hey babe do you want to be my girlfiend? 2:Okay[/QUOTE] Pretty much this. I did this with 2 girls and it worked both times. They both said "I dun wanna be in a relationship" after 5 days. Both those 5 days were movie nights. Need a different approach...
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