• Creative ways to ask a girl out.
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Everyone who's saying "dude, just ask her" didn't read the thread. He said that she likes those cheesy romantic things and that's why he needs a creative way to ask her out.
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Here's how it goes. Go somewhere nice just as friends with her. Have her drink alot of water. When she has to go to the bathroom, follow her in and tie her up and rape her. After you are done raping her, ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend. She will absolutely say yes.
Fuck her anus inside out
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;27043028]Get her to go to a Chinese restaurant with a friend and when the fortune cookies come, she gets one that says "Behind you", where you are standing with a boquet of flowers on a white steed. Then you ride into the mysterious night and make sweet passionate love on the beach.[/QUOTE] You have to have long sexy hair with the perfect face and a dreamy body to do that.
Ask her how she'd feel about a fist up her ass.
cut the penis off of every man except yourself and then show her I forgot where I was going with this
I asked my gf out by sending her a letter, and having her open it on webcam, while I held up a bunch of flowers for her to see. I got a little giggle then a "yes" I win.
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;27043028]Get her to go to a Chinese restaurant with a friend and when the fortune cookies come, she gets one that says "Behind you", where you are standing with a boquet of flowers on a white steed. Then you ride into the mysterious night and make sweet passionate love on the beach.[/QUOTE] [img]http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c3f023f7f8b9a4c5bd70200-400-/old-spice.jpg[/img]
Write it on your ballsack and teabag her to wake her up
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;27042691]Spell out "will you go out with me" with rocks, and take her on a helicopter ride over that area and point it out to her.[/QUOTE] Buying a chick a helicopter ride kinda is a date though, like going to the movies.
Give her your ear
Have sex with her mom, spell "Will you go out with me?" in your jizz on her mom's rockin tits
"I'll buy you food, you don't even have to look at me."
Cut off your ear and send it to her... [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] Bitches love ears
One time I asked for a girl friend's (I'd known her for maybe a week) number by writing a long, sincere letter about why I'd need it (like if she got attacked by a dinosaur, she could call and I could show up and fight it off) and I put a space for her to write it. I gave it to her and she gave it back to me with "NO, I hate you!" written. :saddowns: I got home and her number was on the back :smug: [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=OH-SNAP!;27043164]Put a pot of flowers in a box of water and freeze it. Leave the frozen cube with the flowers in it, and leave it and a hammer on her doorstep. Leave a note telling her to smash it open. Once she smashes it open, come up to her doorstep and say "Well, now that we've broken the ice, will you go out with me?" Works everytime. [sp]kudos to you, if you know what this is from[/sp][/QUOTE] To Save a Life?
[QUOTE=Pace.;27043179]cut off your ear and give it to her as a gift its a time tested method[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=No_0ne;27055318]Give her your ear[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Deri102;27063403]Cut off your ear and send it to her... [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] Bitches love ears[/QUOTE] People don't realize that Van Gogh didn't cut off his ear and send it to his significant other. He accidentally cut part of his ear lobe off while trying to stop another artist (Paul Gauguin) from leaving Arles, and he didn't send the chunk of his ear it to anyone.
Give that bitch a compliment. Bitches love compliments.
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Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up.
Someone I know once asked out some girl on valentines day by giving her a half-eaten chocolate bar with 6 dollars in toonies (2$ coin) taped to it.
well i asked this girl at school if she wanted to go see this movie and she sead shure
I was thinking about doing something "creative" while asking out my ex. but I didn't because that's just stupid.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;27042581]"Although this moment may come to you as complete nonsense and self-flattering, which may imply to you that I may be an individual of extensive mental illness, I will not hesitate to permit you the honor for a brief intercourse with me. You may proceed with it at any moment during the following times; Saturday lunches, Tuesday nights, as well as Friday nights. Those are the only moments you are given an opportunity to have a romantic intercourse with me, for I am a very limited and wanted man."[/QUOTE] AKA: Mark Zuckerburg asks a chick out?
Show her a picture of your dick. No wait, show her a picture of [b]my[/b] dick.
if you were a turd, i would poop you out first
Write it on your penis.
add her on myspace
take a shit at her front door,hide your message in your shit
Have you no way with the ladies? Step 1: Approach woman. Step 2: State that women do not take dumps, and start a debate on it. Step 3A: If she agrees, congratz on your new girlfriend. Step 3B: If she disagrees, deploy flash grenade.
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