Use your cum to write her name on a wall in your room, invite her to your room and turn on a black light.
Kneel down in front of her as if you were going to propose, open a jewelry box, or something of the sort, and instead of having a ring inside put two tickets to a movie inside. Then ask her out in your cheesiest romantic voice.
party in my pants
fell on my dick and need a kiss
"Beautiful is only a flick of a light switch away."
I'd Nydus your main
:smug:
If you laugh you are sad.
"Make me a sandwich."
Find a romantic song on your iPod and go up to her and tell her you have to listen to this. After listening for a bit tell her she should check out the lyrics. On the lyrics tab on your iPod, write your message.
1. Give her a tiara and a pink dress.
2. Become a plumber with no actual plumbing skills.
3. Wait for a giant dragon thing to take her to a castle.
4. Brave said giant dragon thing's castle to find her.
5. Find a short guy with a mushroom hat in said castle instead.
6. Have sex with that guy instead.
[QUOTE=Oddshot;27071789]1. Give her a tiara and a pink dress.
2. Become a plumber with no actual plumbing skills.
3. Wait for a giant dragon thing to take her to a castle.
4. Brave said giant dragon thing's castle to find her.
5. Find a short guy with a mushroom hat in said castle instead.
6. Have sex with that guy instead.[/QUOTE]
"The princess is not in this cave, please stop going in and out of it"
find a girl and break her arm, then persuade the doctor to put a ring on her under the cast, and when its taken off, you can say:
"surprise bitch, we've been engaged for weeks!"
[QUOTE=killz2much;27042721]Use Pokemon one liners.
Hey girl are you a Pokemon? Cuz I want a peek-at-chu.[/QUOTE]
Turn on your Charmander pants come off.
[editline]30th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=TedStriker;27071163][img_thumb]http://h-3.abload.de/img/would-you-go-out-with-tdvi.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Does anyone have the one of a Pokéball that has a piece of paper saying "Go out with me?" inside it?
Burn "Will You Go Out With Me???" in her lawn.
[QUOTE=BT@rd;27073868]Burn "Will You Go Out With Me???" in her lawn.[/QUOTE]
Burn "Will You Go Out With Me???" in her [U][I][B]MIND[/B][/I][/U]. :science:
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