• how to deal with bullies?
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punch him in the stomach and do pile driver (if you want ever lasting victory), kic him in the face, hit him in the back
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18438510]Another great way to get your ass kicked![/QUOTE] Belive it or not going along with the joke worked for me. Some kid would surround me and bear hug me because they knew i hated it. Then one day i just went along with the hug. He never bothered me again and i felt loved for once. Plus it helps if you're and "ICT expert" (Nobody in my ICT class picks on me because %90 of my time is spent helping them) [editline]06:24PM[/editline] but to re-iterate. If that fails you can use your geek like powers of controlling the internet to destroy him. Sneak into the toilets with your mobile phone set to camera mode, i promise you his dick will be tiny. Print out everywhere with "Hi my name is <bullies name here> and i have a small dick! Size of ego is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. But only use that as a last resort.
Bring a gun to school.
Bullies become bullies because they are incredibly insecure and are overcompensating. There lies their weak spot, is he fat, his parents divorced...small dick. If you throw in a few beforehand thought of one liners about his weak spot you'll really hurt him mentally. This could result in him crying or attacking you. So still expect a fight. But ey, nothing wrong with a good fight now and then.
-ninjad
No, I was talking about the pseudo-psychological bullshit. Yeah, going along with the joke works too, but it isn't nearly as satisfying as revenge.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18438578]Belive it or not going along with the joke worked for me. Some kid would surround me and bear hug me because they knew i hated it. Then one day i just went along with the hug. He never bothered me again and i felt loved for once. Plus it helps if you're and "ICT expert" (Nobody in my ICT class picks on me because %90 of my time is spent helping them) [editline]06:24PM[/editline] but to re-iterate. If that fails you can use your geek like powers of controlling the internet to destroy him. Sneak into the toilets with your mobile phone set to camera mode, i promise you his dick will be tiny. Print out everywhere with "Hi my name is <bullies name here> and i have a small dick! Size of ego is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. But only use that as a last resort.[/QUOTE] Haha, the camera idea is awesum lolololol!!!11 This is a same failing idea like the one with your eGo. You don't know anything in fighting, GTFO. You're already on my ignore list, I think I will stop unhiding your posts, cos they make no fucking sense. Had enough of laughing today already.
[QUOTE=cdBiohazard;18438668]Haha, the camera idea is awesum lolololol!!!11 This is a same failing idea like the one with your eGo. You don't know anything in fighting, GTFO. You're already on my ignore list, I think I will stop unhiding your posts, cos they make no fucking sense. Had enough of laughing today already.[/QUOTE] I have quoted this post because this person seems to lack a sense of humor. Most of the things he is bitching about are thinks i've joked about. and don't you go telling be to GTFO boy! i've been in more fights (and won) them that you have. Those judo lessons i took a while back do pay off. I know you're reading this because i can gauge you! You can't resist having a peak at what your enemy has posted because deep down you wan't to be angry with me. (You remind me of my self a few years back!) so get that semi annoyed expression off your face and return to the recline position.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;18438594]Bring a gun to school.[/QUOTE] This is pretty much the answer I was looking for. :3
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