House all to myself for the weekend.... What to do?
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Rub your feces on the wall.
Organize a big lan party at your house.
Build a giant fort and walk about the house naked, feels good.
[QUOTE=meepugh;23912560]Rub your feces on the wall.[/QUOTE]
exactly what i would do.
Wear no clothes, fap in the bathtub, feels good man. It might get a bit messy though.
Party
Fap
Walk around naked
Loud music.
Sitting around naked is actually a fun feeling. Don't know why.
Just make sure your neighbors can't see you. That is an awkward situation. I know from experience.
Invite every boy from school over and stick your dick up there asses
Play fort.
Let your inner-child take over.
pretend the floor was lava. have fun for hours.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;23911290][B]fapfest 2k10[/B][/QUOTE]
EA's best selling sports title.
Make friends with spiders.
Take his Vicodin
[QUOTE=kayOkay;23913560]pretend the floor was lava. have fun for hours.[/QUOTE]
While listening to "The Floor Is Made Of Lava"
[b]pillowfort![/b] or you could just do what i do and play games for 48 hours straight
Find all the money in the house and spend it.
I took your guys advice of walking around naked. My parents came home and shit went downhill.
Study?
[QUOTE=Nasake;23933832]I took your guys advice of walking around naked. My parents came home and shit went downhill.[/QUOTE]
Dad- " Son, were ho--, what [I][B]THE FUCK?"
[/B][/I]Son -[I][B]"[/B][/I]Im sorry daddy dearest, don't hit me"
Dad- "Bring me your [B]SIN! [/B] Now!"
Play pokemon. Then fap to charzar
Step one: Invite girl over
Step Two: Turn Movie on
Step Three: Move in and try to fuck, if unsuccessful kick bitch out of house and start from step one
Wank!
Crank Party Hard on full volume and party hard!
Host a fight club!
Eat yourself into a fluffer nutter induced coma!
Also, you know, you could invite a girl around and bang her, but that's just what i would do..
DO whatever you want, but don't have a huge party, you'll just blow it up.
And cleaning up sucks.
Get some big dirty speakers and blast out music all weekend.
Well, you already said jerking off. So I suggest you make it better by paying a load of hookers to come to your house and finger each other than jerk of over them!
masturbate
Go get some cocaine, draw a massive line all around your house then snort it all up as fast as you can.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;23940524]Go get some cocaine, draw a massive line all around your house then snort it all up as fast as you can.[/QUOTE]
That is the smartest thing anyone has ever said anywhere
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